Wish Corruptor

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It's 1200 years old and tastes like dust. Yummy.

I wish I was snowboarding right now :'(

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you start snowboarding and trip and break your ankles.

I wish I had more posts :3

 

[Shök]

Granted. +2

I wish I had least posts.​

 

[ranmaru]

Granted everyone gains +10 and you don't. :3

I wish I was a smash master. <3

 

[Shök]

Granted, but you get banned.

I wish for nothing.​

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get absolutely nothing for the rest of your life. No food, no drink, no home, nothing...

I wish my sister wasn't so serious all the time.

Spoiler

Why so serious?

 

[ranmaru]

Granted she would be immature all the time, not that you wouldn't like that. She would be cooler that way.

I wish for a super power.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's Heart. You say "Heart," and it makes everybody feel better. Congratulations, you got the lamest super power ever.

I wish Captain Planet had never existed.

 

[Brawler1432]

Granted, the people who would have made him made Super Environmental Child Friendly Green Man instead.

I wish Megaman was in Brawl, and he had a great moveset, and was the best character ever.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but he will be in as Rock Man.

I wish I had some pie.

 

[SuperRacoon]

Granted π

I wish I had some nice red shirts.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. All of them are emblazoned with the Nazi Swastika and various anti-semitism statements.

I wish I had seen the Dark Knight sooner. God ****, what a good movie....

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you don't get to see the sequal in a long time anyways. Well the next movie to come out...

I wish I could have done a better jop of corrupting.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, jop isn't a word in my world.

I wish nobody would f*** with my logic.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I f*ck with your avi.

I wish that was wrong on fewer levels.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Too bad people are still very offended.

I wish I wasn't so offended.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're super offended.

I wish for a lawyer.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Gran- OBJECTION!

I wish I hadn't been objected.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You were REjected.

I wish to shoot all dark side members.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, we use the Force to reflect your bullets. That was easy.

I wish there was no hate on my new awesome avi.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's your awful new avi.

I wish to be absolutely gorgeous, darling.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but objects in the mirror are CLOSER than they appear.

I wish that I was a better team player.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You're that guy who always takes the hit for the team.

I wish you weren't right.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're wrong.

I wish to the lime in the coconut.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get the juice in your eye.

I wish Eor hadn't left the FGBR.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. No corruption.

I wish that my english teacher won't realize my book report was copied off of sparknotes and rephrased.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It works for about 5 days, then he/she/it/potato finds your SmashBoards account and this post.

I wish that I could use html CSS code.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You can use html "Cake Super Soaker" code.

I wish my corruption was less evil.

 

[ranmaru]

not granted.

I wish all the dishes would just die.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You have to bury them now.

I wish life was less complicated.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, I hand you a piece of awesomly dilichous cake.

I wish i could spell better.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. B-e-t-t-e-r.

I wish I could have an avatar.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you can now choose ANY avatar you choose.

I wish for cake.

 

[DemonFart]

granted,its not your cake though

i wish i was a pokemon trainer.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but your pokemon don't listen to you.

I wish... I wish... For something awesome.

 

[Shök]

Granted, you get cake.

I wish someone would corrupt this.​

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but I don't feel like it, so therefore teh corruption is ACTUALLY me not corrupting, congrats, reverse corruption.

I wish I could Xplaind dat better.

 

[DemonFart]

granted,but nobody still understands you

i wish i was a pokemon trainer WITH all 8 badges and the elite four defeated.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you have no one to play with anymore. Go Figure.

I wish for supah powers

 

[Nintendood]

Granted. You have reverse X-ray vision. all you see is your brain.

I wish for a new pencil.