Wish Corruptor

[A1lion835]

Granted. You die.

I wish to dice.

 

[ranmaru]

What? no, you just die.

I wish not to die. Ha, corrupt that!

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Your brain stops working, and you go into a permanent trance.

I wish to see sumo 066's face.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted I take a picture. BLEEP

I wish I wasn't too lazy to put it up on SWF.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It kills everyone with its hideousness.

I wish I hadn't just died.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you didn't just die at that time... But you die now.

I wish that I would get a message back from every message I send out on myspace. :/ (now its currently 0)

 

[Shök]

Granted, give me your myspace Sumo.

Wish I had some tea.​

 

[ranmaru]

Hey thanks! Granted, here's some Ice Tea, from the snack machine.

I wish for some cake, thats about it.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. I steal it.

Mmm... cake.

 

[XACE-K]

It's a lie.

I wish the giant rock stage didn't break my foot.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but the Honah Lee stage makes you high.

I wish I were top tier

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, Sly Tier and High Fox are better.

I wish I had a better side-B.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but it becomes another warinado and you get banned

I wish I could needle gimp

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It can be DI'd out of extremely easily, and when they DI up, they go through it towards the stage.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

 

[handsockpuppet]

granted, but it's carrot cake

I wish I could eat my hog like wario

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, have fun crapping it out.

I wish for SSFG4:FoF (Super Smash Forum Gamers 4: Fists of Fury) to have fatalities.

 

[doomberry]

Granted, but it doesn't work 'cuz I ain't know that.

I wish all ssb games were balanced perfectly.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted because melee is awesome.

I wish that Sly Foxes's wish is granted.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Each fatality is overly awesome in their own unique and awesome way.

REVERSE CORRUPTION LOLAPALOOZA

I wish for more unbanned stages in SSFG 4:FoF.

 

[Altaz Link]

Granted but tourneys would be gay.

I wish that Boezy's wish was ungranted.

 

[StinkomanFan]

granted but it causes a time paradox

I wish for an SNES

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but its broken. All SNES systems in the world are broken, except mine.

I wish I wasn't laughing so hard now.

 

[forestflower]

Granted but you will never laugh again

I wish my dog would stop barking at children when they walk by our house

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It instead...uh...how to put this...makes babies with them. Forcefully. Against their will.

I wish for a kirby wii.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you have to give it to me.

I wish I had my two dogs back. : < I miss them they were the best.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You got NINJA'D B*TCH!

I wish for a kirby wii that I can keep. That's fully functional.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but its not as cool looking as that. The one you get is a cheap knock off, but it works greatly. Although, its NOT compatible with GC controllers at all.

I wish for laughter.

 

[Kazz@]

Granted, but you die of laughter.

I wish that this wish wasn't corrupted.

 

[StinkomanFan]

you get it but it's this one and you can't get another one like that agian

I wish that I was right about everything

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are right. Everything.

I wish Stinkomanfan would understand my corruption.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but he doesn't understand how to corrupt. Doesn't matter because I understood.

I wish for a girlfriend. :3 THAT IS NOT MY MOM OR SISTER OR FAMILY. D:<

 

[forestflower]

granted but she doesnt listen to you

I wish my best friend would say who he likes already (dam boy keeping it a secret)

 

[ranmaru]

Granted he likes you! :3 (not sure if thats a good thing or not) :3

I wish for to be able to go to a BIG melee tournie and play everyone and be great at it. :3

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get it but you get 4th place no prize for 4th place

I wish for a new LoZ game

 

[ranmaru]

(thats pretty good though that would mean I got better)

Granted you get a Loz: Links awakening remake for the DS.

I wish for some money.

 

[forestflower]

Granted but one of the bills is a conterfeit

and for the wish*hmm awkrard if that was true*

I wish i will get the DSI the day it gets out

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but it can't play GBA games.

I wish for a DS.

 

[forestflower]

i already know that my old ds is indistructible

granted but the mic is a little busted

i wish my dog wouldnt pull my hair when i type on the keyboard (ow)

 

[ranmaru]

Don't need a mic lol. :3

Granted instead it makes a super mess from the backyard and puts EVERYTHING inside, but you don't get mad because he is super cute when he does it... My dog was like that. I miss him. *cries*

Oh right wish... a box will be fine.

 

[forestflower]

Your box has a hole in it too bad

I wish I had new head phones for my ipod