Too bad the risk reward system, when applied to all of your stated instances, are completely reasonable. If you get hit by a DDD Fsmash, you deserve to lose like, eight stocks. Seriously.
Splitting them up, with meta or any other character, is a challenge, one in which rewards you with a reasonable amount of positive results. You get to deal without their insane damage output for an amount of time. Sometimes, you kill nana. You're still left with a damage dealing, player controlled, completely viable character (At least for racking in some damage)
I think if you get cypher grabed, you're ********, or you did something wrong.
It's unfortunate that you hate losing so bad, because I could only imagine that someone with such poor argumentative skills could do nothing but lose.