Pattehfilipino
Smash Rookie
"dude I've never played melee, but I'm pretty sure brawl is 20x better than it" -one guy from a group of guys huddled around the Wii in my schools library, -_-'
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?
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TP
Smash Master
This statement confuses me. Why would a Melee player want to use the two campiest characters in Brawl?
Anyway, here's the worst I've heard:
"I'm pretty good at Brawl."
"Well, do you play Melee?"
"Melee?
"I wanted to punch him in the face for his ignorance.
Eddie G
Smash Hero
Twilight Prince, it's obvious he never had his...
...part of a balanced smashfest.
...part of a balanced smashfest.
Metatitan
Smash Master
dumbest two things ive heard:
"jiggs is broken" JOHNS lol
"I don't see the difference between melee and brawl." You can visit this guy's grave near the church
"jiggs is broken" JOHNS lol
"I don't see the difference between melee and brawl." You can visit this guy's grave near the church
Minato
穏やかじゃない
I was talking to my friend earlier this week. I found out that he played Smash.
I told him that I preferred Melee over Brawl.
He disagreed since he thinks Melee was too unbalanced.
I asked why and he replied, "There were too many cheap characters. To win, all you needed to do is either pick Marth, Samus, or Mewtwo."
I told him that I preferred Melee over Brawl.
He disagreed since he thinks Melee was too unbalanced.
I asked why and he replied, "There were too many cheap characters. To win, all you needed to do is either pick Marth, Samus, or Mewtwo."
Mewtwo is overpowered.
Stev
Smash Ace
"do you have melee?"
"ya, he prefers melee"
"why? they're exactly the same"
"ya, he prefers melee"
"why? they're exactly the same"
Eddie G
Smash Hero
I lol'd at Taj's entrance right at that moment. Too good. 
Cloud77777
Smash Cadet
What do you expect?
Taj pretty much has perfect reactions, of course he would react right at that moment.
Taj pretty much has perfect reactions, of course he would react right at that moment.
Eaode
Smash Champion
Lol taj bursting into this thread was just too good.
INSANE CARZY GUY
Banned via Warnings
pichu sucks ,then i ***** them, lol
raincatchfire
Smash Journeyman
but pichu does suck...
IxxI
Smash Fence
LOL. That's too good
Minato
穏やかじゃない
Only when you're using him Taj.
Only when you're using him.
L__
Smash Master
Shadow Huan
Smash Champion
Proverbs
Smash Lord
^lolz. I think he knows who Taj is. Everyone does <.<;; I believe it was a joke.
Shadow Huan
Smash Champion
I would duel Taj. No joking about it. (I'd get 5 stocked but whatever...) lol
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"Melee sucks, man, there waay too many was to kill someone." -student in my Math class. Said it today.
L__
Smash Master
...
0MFg?! f1CK J00 I CHALL3NG3 JOU 7O A G4M3 OF MY BR4WL I PEWPEW PWN U SO HARD BEECUZ TH3 G4ME I5 SO BALANC3D. I H0P3 U DUN UZE WAV3D4SH HAXX!!!
M3T4KNIZZLE FTW?!?!
KIRBY IS T3H TOP TIERe IN ME MELEE BUT IT SUCKZORS FOR ITZ B4D GR4PH1CZ.
Glitchman
Smash Rookie
"Sonic is the best character in Melee," and
"Fox is way faster than Captain Falcon."
"Fox is way faster than Captain Falcon."
Miggz
Pancake Sandwiches
Darkman.exe213
Smash Apprentice
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Depending on what he means, it could actually be true. Fox has the fastest jump in the game, is the fastest faller, and generally has faster attacks.
"Dude, Melee is stupid. It's only about 0-death combos and wavedashing(yes DASHING) people to death."
"Marth was too cheap in Melee. At least Metaknight didn't have such an easy B-move to spam with." O_O I don't think he's ever played Metaknight before, but STILL...
Shinku
Smash Champion
chudat recently held a tournament and gets zero to death chain grabbed by a ic player, (no not me)
he then says to neo and omni, "is that what ive been really been doing to people this whole time in melee"
neo/omni - YESSSSS
he then bands ic infinites in his brawl tourneys LOL
he then says to neo and omni, "is that what ive been really been doing to people this whole time in melee"
neo/omni - YESSSSS
he then bands ic infinites in his brawl tourneys LOL
Fly_Amanita
Master of Caribou
LMAO
Was the ICs player Meep?
Was the ICs player Meep?
lol yes. it was
Stev
Smash Ace
lol made my day.
Stratford
Smash Champion
Aww poor Chu.
DRKTOONLNK
Smash Rookie
"Melee sucks compared to brawl, brawl has more characters, stages, a story mode, and better graphics. Besides melee is too fast pace and easy to kill people in."
Ah the n00bs, they never cease to entertain me with their ignorance of smash.
Ah the n00bs, they never cease to entertain me with their ignorance of smash.
B.W.
Smash Champion
I was playing at a convention, and the gamecube was hooked up to an HD TV so it was lagging. We got home to our normal TV after getting used to the lag. A few minutes later.
"Dude, this is like way too sensative now. It's moving like, before I even touch anything."
"Dude, this is like way too sensative now. It's moving like, before I even touch anything."
Rhubarbo
Smash Champion
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From a Prima guide: "Be afraid of Mewtwo, his shadow balls make him one of the most devastating foes in all of Melee!"
From the same guide: "Luigi's fireballs move vertically which means they're much more useful than Mario's. Expect to use them more often!"
From the same guide: "Luigi's fireballs move vertically which means they're much more useful than Mario's. Expect to use them more often!"
People actually buy those guides? I thought they were just there as last minute presents that parents buy and think they're so original.
I actually bought the guide for SSB 64 because the competitive scene was so big back then.
And that was back when the people that ran these guides didn't know what Jiggly's rest did.
Red the Ghost
Smash Ace
Haha, I have the Prima guide for Smash 64 still. I don't recall what they said about Jiggly's rest, though.
Quoting this from the SBB 64 BradyGames Guide.
"Never press down and 'b' with Jigglypuff. Just don't. Jigglypuff will fall asleep. What this move has to do with fighting, we'll never know. Don't say we didn't warn you."
Any other Melee guide quotes?
yummynbeefy
Smash Champion
my brothers ******** quotes from melee
"link is TOO GOOD in melee"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT marth blows roy is wayyyyyy better"
"YOU SO CHEAP"
"whats a wavedash?"
"l canceling is useless"
thats basicly it lawl
"link is TOO GOOD in melee"
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT marth blows roy is wayyyyyy better"
"YOU SO CHEAP"
"whats a wavedash?"
"l canceling is useless"
thats basicly it lawl
metashinryu
Smash Ace
well this one really made me laugh *l-cancelling is when you put up your shield and press down the c stick you cancel the attack...* LOL
Problem2
Smash Champion
That quote sounds very familiar.
Did you ever have the BradyGames guide? I just found mine and stumbled on the Jigglypuff section.
Yuna-Maria
Smash Ace
The BradyGames guide for Brawl is drop-dead hysterical. They said that Meta Knight has a hard time knocking out his foes. The same applies to R.O.B., but not Captain Falcon, oh no.
Stev
Smash Ace
From an IGN guide:
about Falcon:
"Oh, and if you haven't noticed his taunt (D-pad up) is incredibly lame and annoying"
about Falco:
"Falco's's A-button smash attacks are his most powerful. In particular his Up+A (smash) Tail & Leg and Roundhouse Smash attacks that are most devastating"
actually, this whole section was copy and pasted from fox's only it the names were replaced lol.
about Zelda/Sheik:
"Overall, though, the two characters are most powerful when used as a team. The strategy will only come to you if you use Zelda/Sheik. All we can tell you is that it's important to balance Sheik's speed with Zelda's power. We find Zelda tends to be more handy as opponents percentages get higher. "
about Roy:
"He's stronger than Marth, and his only disadvantage is really that he can't jump as high or strike quite as quickly. We think his strength more than makes up for any disadvantages compared to Marth."
"but his forward facing and backward facing attacks are fairly strong. Link them together with ground attacks for deadly combos" it didn't say that about marth's...
about G&W:
"As you can see, the hammer is quite a gamble. However, it's a gamble we suggest you take often. It can be activated in the air as you fall towards your opponents, so use it as much as possible. We've experienced triple KOs thanks to Judgement 9. Use it and abuse it. "
about Bowser:
"His moves are devastating. He can breathe fire, he can squish opponents by falling on them, and he can spin on his shell, damaging everything around him with his spiky thorns. " that was just funny
about Kirby:
"You can drop from high above the stage and slam into unsuspecting foes. It leaves him vulnerable for throws, but it's definitely one of those attacks that can still be abused"
"Overall, Kirby still feels the same and his hammer attack is very welcomed. If you liked him before, you'll love him now. " yes, from one of the best to... well...
about Ganondorf:
"Another charge-up attack is the High Dragon Kick (Up+A). Unlike Falcon's kick this thing really crashes down for a big explosion. This too can be used to keep opponents off the edge of the stage, but be careful -- once triggered you'll be left vulnerable until it is complete. " ????
about Ness:
"True SSBM masters often rely on Ness as their character of choice."
about Falcon:
"Oh, and if you haven't noticed his taunt (D-pad up) is incredibly lame and annoying"
about Falco:
"Falco's's A-button smash attacks are his most powerful. In particular his Up+A (smash) Tail & Leg and Roundhouse Smash attacks that are most devastating"
actually, this whole section was copy and pasted from fox's only it the names were replaced lol.
about Zelda/Sheik:
"Overall, though, the two characters are most powerful when used as a team. The strategy will only come to you if you use Zelda/Sheik. All we can tell you is that it's important to balance Sheik's speed with Zelda's power. We find Zelda tends to be more handy as opponents percentages get higher. "
about Roy:
"He's stronger than Marth, and his only disadvantage is really that he can't jump as high or strike quite as quickly. We think his strength more than makes up for any disadvantages compared to Marth."
"but his forward facing and backward facing attacks are fairly strong. Link them together with ground attacks for deadly combos" it didn't say that about marth's...
about G&W:
"As you can see, the hammer is quite a gamble. However, it's a gamble we suggest you take often. It can be activated in the air as you fall towards your opponents, so use it as much as possible. We've experienced triple KOs thanks to Judgement 9. Use it and abuse it. "
about Bowser:
"His moves are devastating. He can breathe fire, he can squish opponents by falling on them, and he can spin on his shell, damaging everything around him with his spiky thorns. " that was just funny
about Kirby:
"You can drop from high above the stage and slam into unsuspecting foes. It leaves him vulnerable for throws, but it's definitely one of those attacks that can still be abused"
"Overall, Kirby still feels the same and his hammer attack is very welcomed. If you liked him before, you'll love him now. " yes, from one of the best to... well...
about Ganondorf:
"Another charge-up attack is the High Dragon Kick (Up+A). Unlike Falcon's kick this thing really crashes down for a big explosion. This too can be used to keep opponents off the edge of the stage, but be careful -- once triggered you'll be left vulnerable until it is complete. " ????
about Ness:
"True SSBM masters often rely on Ness as their character of choice."
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