Predicts a meteoric rise up the list by Andy in the near future! IMO top 5 in a couple of tourneys time.
Infact cos I'm at work and bored I'll do a full prediction of the perth power rankings in 3 tournaments time, for the lols
Current #1 Corpsecreate - Continues to dominate all his matches in tournament, other then one tight match against Ric. However due to always over sleeping and not making it to a tourney on time, Vlade wins his first Perth tournament. There is much rejoice, but not by Sam because he is of course still asleep. Ending position #1
Current #2 Vlade - Redeems his effort against Glen by eventually finishing 2nd in starfox 4, and then takes his first tournament win in Sam's absence. Has a strong 3 tournament run, placing 2nd, 1st and then 3rd, losing a set to an inspired Ric after being upset and put into losers by Gnasalfdkgjkof, in a very hard fought match. Ending position #2, all the while he still finds time to style on kids at TvC.
Current #3 Richard - After being talked down off the church roof by Kane at "Mic gave me a lift!", Ric decides to shed his emo suicidal inclinations and unleash his "super saiyen" Alzi style. Defeats Vlade at Star Fox 7, and then goes on to 3-0 Sam in the first set of GFs. However Sam claws his way back and ends up taking the tournament winning set 3-2. Ending position #3, but the boy is on the rise!
Current #4 Roman - Drops dramatically in the rankings due to his new found interest in SF, and a fetish for small children who chain grab. No one cares cos he's a dirty ex MK player anyway. And a ****. Ending position #10.
Current #5 Glenn - Falls completely out of the power rankings due to mysteriously dissapearing the night after "mic gave me a lift!". When asked, his brother chewe says "I TOLD HIM HE SHOULDN'T PLAY JIGGS IN DOUBLES, BUT WOULD HE LISTEN??? NO!". Months later Alex's finger prints are found on a pink pillow that is supposedly the murder weapon used on Glenn, who's body is eventually found underneath Alex's bed. I know right, ironic being smothered to death with a pink pillow? Ending position #dead.
Current #6 Muzga - Another unfortunate case of completely falling out of the power rankings, how ever this time it's on a slightly more happy note. After attending waapa for a few months, Andre meets up with some like minded induviduals to form a Rap Crew, who have their first single "You Mad?" debut at number #6 on the Aria charts. Gives up smash, cos he's rich biatch. Ending position #famous.
Current #7 Alzi - Moves up in the rankings due to the poor showings/lack of life/being too rich of the players above him. Strings two sentences together at a tournament during a set against Ric. Ric is so shocked and amazed he SD's on the match point stock of "Mic gave me a lift" and commences to climb the church roof and threatens to kill him self. Alzi shouts "Ric come down, life's worth living if you got spirit tracks!". This does not make Ric feel better. Ending position #5
Current #8 Ghnaschnakoff - In a twirling cluster **** of nannas, Andy storms up the ranking list. Winning upset sets off Ric and Vlade. He is unfortunately slown down after a 3rd, 4th, 4th tournament run when Andre returns with his crew and shoots andy for being "MAD", and something about banannas being what's wrong with society today. Luckily as always, when andre aproaches he slips only inflicting a flesh wound on Andy, but by the end of this period Andy is still recovering from a bullet wound to the leg. Ending position #4, and crippled.
Current #9 Jupz - Goes up the rankings due to a void created by other players, becomes the first player in Perth and Australia to time out all of his opponents in every set victory he has for 3 tournaments. Despite Kane becoming his biggest fan, the rest of the Perth scene become aggravated and create the "house" rule of never allowing Jason to play a high tier character again in Perth tournies in order to punish him. Kane talks him down off the roof of the church at Star Fox 7 due to this. Ending position #6
Current #10 Lord Bowser - Also goes up the rankings due to a void left above him, Trav finally gives in to the lure of MK and becomes Perth's only 100% dedicated MK main, as Jupz is of course banned from using MK, a rule that Trav initiated whilst laughing maniacly. Cameos in a music video for Andres new rap crew who also happen to be called "The Masked Love Bandits". Ending position #7.
Hope you enjoyed
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