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Vent Thread- Not enough rage

xXArrowXx

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i thought he was trying to annoy toby... XD
scrote - the act of writting on a scroll.
scrote - a french pastry based of a cinamen scroll
scrote - a famous villain from an unairred ep of ducktales.
scrote - the underside of a castle's drawbridge.
scrote - an insult created by luke atyeo.
scrote - the singular term to decribe one of chuck norris's many baby factories.
 

unreon

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correction, I want to be fit like Vermy, Sirias, Tibs, and Atilla.

D:

nothing annoys me more than the phrase unaustralian. its the worst stereotype bull**** in existence.
and thisthisthis! wtf is "australian" anyways .___. Seems like people throw it out there just as an empty insult.

Case in point: It is australian to be lazy on the weekends and kick your feet up with a beer. Apparently it is also australian to give it your hardest effort and never give up. wtfwtf i'm confused.
 

luke_atyeo

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we dont even call them shrip though
also go to outback steakhouse in america, **** my life I was actually offended by how unbelievably stupid and wrong their dipiction of us is.
 

...Ellipsis...

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How can they expect you to enjoy your kookaburra wings without your outback sand, it is just ****ing unbelievable. :mad: I wasn't even there and I'm still insulted.
 

Sirias

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I'm UnAustralian. c:
I say 'you ****ing Aussies' all the time, does that count?
For abbreviating so much, for the hick hicks, for lots of things.
You're all so friggin' Aussie right now for getting so worked up about it.
AND WTF IS **** ME DEAD?
I heard my HICK AS friend say it 3-4 years ago and I just...
I just found myself unable to see him the same ever again.
Seriously, though, you guys do a lot that pisses me off.
I guess I belong in NZ, lolol. c:
 

CaLibUr_1337

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Pretty sure with the whole getting abs thing, it all depends on body type and whatnot and how fast your burn fat and crap like that but you all probably know this already. Here's a couple of examples anyway:

I'll use Kas for the skinny guy scenario. (Hope you don't mind, sorry if you do.) See since Kas is skinny, he doesn't have much fat to begin with and thus you can see his rib cage which is an illusion of looking tonned. One day Kas decides that he wants to have legit muscle so he starts going to the gym and doing crushes or something and not too long after BAM! Mission accomplished.

Now for one I haven't seen Kas shirtless nor was I defiantly accurate but that's how it is with a lot of skinny people.

Now for guys with bigger bodies this becomes a lot harder to achieve and thus become more likely to suffer CBF syndrome. I won't use names this time cause I would mostly likely offend someone with a bigger body than I would mentioning that Kas has a skinny one.

Anyways it can take years to achieve abs and even then it probably won't be a perfect 6 pack unless you wanna put majority of your free time into it and drink lots of protein shakes lololol. Bigger guys are better off just bulking up.


I may be wrong about what I've said but that's what I've noticed and learned by talking to people so correct me if I'm wrong. I do know for sure however that there are 3 basic body types and by comparing those to your body, you can get an idea of how long it would take to achieve good fitness and muscle toning/bulking up. (some people almost can't tone their body)


IMO having a 6 pack is almost useless. Plenty of guys can get girls (and other guys) without it and you can still be fit without one. But if you do have one than you have my congrats. Life is just that tiny bit better for you.
 

Sirias

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I don't think it's about being good enough for girls but for yourself, Cal.

Metabolism is what you're talking about, and it does play a part in KEEPING FAT OFF, but it doesn't have to do with muscle gain (that I know of).
I'm not naturally skinny, I'm fat, I put on weight like crazy, but I don't eat much which is why I don't gain weight and thus stay my weight.
And if you do have weight, it's good, weight is good, I like weight. <3 But it also makes you look more buff/tank when you begin to get muscle/abs.

Anyway my point is, you can gain muscle easily, just eat lots of protein and work out.
You don't need to be skinny to get muscle, you do cardio to lose weight, running and that.
You CAN see my rib cage but that's definitely no illusion to looking toned.
Unless you're an idiot.

I cbf telling you why or how.
All I can say is...
You don't NEED to be any TYPE to get muscle/lose weight.
And if you cbf doing it rly quick, do what I did.
As many push ups as you can do + as many sit ups you can do + wall sitting (back against the wall and then 'sit' on the air, legs 90 degrees, I dunno what the name is) for as long as you can.
It takes, around, 5 minutes, unless you're insane, 10-20 minutes.
You can do it while watching anime/cartoons/movies, that's what I did.
...
...
...

It's so friggin easy to get abs/muscle...
Srsly...
5-20 minutes is nothing, less than a jack off session, lol.
It doesn't take 'years', it CAN take that long but it CAN also take at the least 1 month to getting 4 packs (4 packs are sexier than 6 packs <3).

K... Long post lolol.
 

Nixernator

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Or you can like... You know be part of sporting clubs, and socialise, stay fit, tone your body and not just be another gym junkie with no real skill other than "ZOMG LOOK AT MY ARMS", all that toning and socialising is also a real plus when you want to pick up chicks or dudes.
Just my opinion.
 

Zero

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or you could just not care and use your dashing personality to charm the ladies

i speak from experience
not
 

xXArrowXx

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vanity is such a turn off... =P
sanity is such a turn on... unless... =P
unity gain is less than the differential gain... =P

I am in a sporting club i was pretty unsocial O_O..... but i still play.. @_@
 

tibs7

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Yeah nix I don't really like it either. The gym people that are big an just so unco when it comes to playing sport ughh.
 

Aussierob123

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Lol kas. Metabolism has everything to do with everything in reguards to "physical appearance". Especially with muscle gain.

You know what makes me laugh in the gym? Guys that stack on like 60kg on an EZ bar and do bicep curls with it, but in the process they squat, swing the **** out of their back and use the momentum to lift the bar.

looooool. technique *****es. get it right.
 

CaLibUr_1337

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well people have different reasons for it. I just wanna stay fit to live longer. Imo if girls is your only motive, you won't be going to the gym for very long unless you can pick up really well haha.

Thanks for pointing out Metabolism hehe. Also Rob is right, Metabolism plays a HUGE part in what you can ahieve, not just determination and stuff. Although that is really important as well. I used to be a gym junkie for like a year but didn't like the fact that my appearance wasn't getting THAT much better and I thought I was wasting my time. Plus I was getting a bit bored and wanting to sit on my fat *** and play games XD

I just do cardio exercise these days and I actually enjoy it plus I play Basketball which I love doing <3
So my pay off is that I can sustain my life span for a bit longer haha ;D
 

seaDORF

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Lol kas. Metabolism has everything to do with everything in reguards to "physical appearance". Especially with muscle gain.

You know what makes me laugh in the gym? Guys that stack on like 60kg on an EZ bar and do bicep curls with it, but in the process they squat, swing the **** out of their back and use the momentum to lift the bar.

looooool. technique *****es. get it right.
Haha yeh i know exactly what you mean. Gym is just a self-esteem booster for some people though. They want to be seen lifting massive weights and it makes them feel better about themselves.

I see wizards all the time rocking up in their skins looking like they want an intense work-out and you see them hop on the treadmill for 5 mins of jogging, get off, chat to their mates for 10 mins, do a couple of squats, chat some more, do a few chin-ups and then leave.

I don't really understand the point of it but oh well, each to their own.
 

Vermy

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It's especially important in regards to the ladies. Or gents. Depending on which way you swing.
 

Splice

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What if i told you one of her eyebrows is 1mm higher than the other one on her face?
Would that make you look at her very-slightly differently?
 
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