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Vent Thread- Not enough rage

Splice

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So me telling you about your girlfriends facial features makes you go into the city?
Interesting. :p
 

Vermy

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At this point in time, I have no gf, but various prospects. A sex buddy option, a girl who has a crush on me, a girl who wants me despite her having a bf and one who I really like but isn't back in Melbourne until August. Since we're doing the whole pic thing...

1. sex buddy option
2. girl who has a crush on me
3. girl who wants me despite her having a bf (She's the one on the far right.)
4. The one who I really like and really likes me but isn't back in Melbourne until August.

I wouldn't actually mind an opinion on this. Be as ruthless as you want, be as shallow as you want. I just hate the position I'm in right now, because no matter what I do, someone's bound to get hurt. And lying is out of the question, simply because I don't lie to women. Not much of a rage post more of a "FML, stuck between a rock and a f**ked up place" post.
 

tibs7

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No.1 defs, if not handball her to myself.
Girl no.2 isn't bad either, yeah give her a try.
And no.3 looks good to...

Make them all happy?
 

Vermy

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No. 1 is a real b*tch. As in, it's incredibly difficult to get past her shallow, egotistical attitude. Handballing not an option, she digs piercings/half Asians, thus her interest in me.

No. 2, I have a date with her on Wednesday, will see how it goes. She's cute, and very sweet.

No. 3, I'm pretty close to just disappearing off her radar completely. I don't wanna be "the other guy". I know how offensive it is to be cheated on, I don't want any part in being that guy.

No. 4.....You didn't mention at all. But she's ridiculously awesome.
 

tibs7

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Lol yeah did not mention girl 4 'cause I didn't think she was as hot as no.1, does that make sense?....lol not really

yeah hot chicks with terrible attitudes is a massive turnoff ughh so many *****es.

Just make sure you bring Leslee to robocop......
 

Nova

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Such a pack of $luts, all of you.
And they're all fine, Vermy.
Anyway I don't really have anything to vent about.
Just that my 8 points or whatever it was of infractions are finally being abolished.
Lol censor dodging and offensive posting (apparently).
 

Vermy

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The Alzi-mock could be considered mighty offensive.

No.1 would be a hit it and quit it. Seriously, it's the first time I've found that looks are a girl's most endearing quality, and that's sad.

No. 2: Nice girl, will see how things go. Let's hope she isn't super clingy.

No. 3: Can't be trusted. If she wants to cheat on her current bf, wha should make me think I'll be any different?

No. 4: Is amazing, when she gets back from Japan in August, I am going to sweep that girl the f*** off her Godd*** feet. She's the kinda girl I could bring to a tourney and she'd attempt to socialise and play.
 

Technodeath

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ALZI CAN GO DIE IN A FIRE.

No.1 would be a hit it and quit it. Seriously, it's the first time I've found that looks are a girl's most endearing quality, and that's sad.

I personally don't like anything I've heard. She might look good. But I don't dig *****es, and no one else does. Don't even bother with her

No. 2: Nice girl, will see how things go. Let's hope she isn't super clingy.

This girl is a maybe, not from my point of view, but as an option for you obviously, just for the fact that she likes you. But if you don't like her, dont bother in pursuing anything farther than a friendship. IMO.

No. 3: Can't be trusted. If she wants to cheat on her current bf, wha should make me think I'll be any different?

Just dont even bother with this one. Walk away from her now before she ****s her current guy over and then tries for you.

No. 4: Is amazing, when she gets back from Japan in August, I am going to sweep that girl the f*** off her Godd*** feet. She's the kinda girl I could bring to a tourney and she'd attempt to socialise and play.

This one here, is a definite, or a must as it will. You obviously like her a lot, and she seems to show interests in things you do. Just like mine :) Since she's going to be picking up Brawl and training with me :D She has been to a tournament before though.
All of my opinions are in red.
I hope you make the right choice and pick No. 4. To me, she looks alright
from what you describe she sounds alright.
So go for your best shot with her man :)
 

unreon

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god****it Vermy how the hell are you meeting all these insanely hot women?!

#1 is just dayyyyyyum, don't go for #3 if she's a cheating backstabbing beotch, and sounds like you like #4 over #2.

Do #1 until #4 comes back, then take #4 out for a real date.

(seriously how the fruck.)
 

luke_atyeo

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lololol and you think we're not all laughing?
I'm taking it seriously? I guess your one of those people who knows exactly what kind of person I am just from how I post, and it sure makes a good comeback doesnt it, I can really feel the burn.

ahh, idiocy at its finest
 

SummonerAU

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Hey ******s,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, ********, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid *** pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any *****? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all ******s who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my *****
 

Nova

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That guy is hot.
M-M-M-MONSTER ER-ERR-ERR-ERRRR

I am attracted to dark (tanned) skin mature blue eyed females.
I'm 90% f@g 10% Bisexual, I think.

Also, Rick, lol.
 

Technodeath

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Of course I realise everyone's laughing too.

I've just been playing along with everything. lol.
I realise what I'm doing so don't get the wrong idea.

It's all just ****s and giggles from either side of the table, however stupid I make myself look.

It's all about having fun my good friend, Luke.
 

Vermy

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god****it Vermy how the hell are you meeting all these insanely hot women?!

#1 is just dayyyyyyum, don't go for #3 if she's a cheating backstabbing beotch, and sounds like you like #4 over #2.

Do #1 until #4 comes back, then take #4 out for a real date.

(seriously how the fruck.)
#1 is half Portuguese, half Croatian. With blue eyes. She's drop dead gorgeous, but I'd have to put something in her mouth to tolerate being in the same room as her. (giggedy)
#2 has a date with me on Wednesday, as previously stated, I'll see how things go.
#3 is getting the silent treatment.
#4 is special, preh much gonna wanna be exclusive when she gets back, but I wouldn't mind having some fun before hand. Don't wanna be rusty, do I? =p

How do I get this (as Conor calls it) "veritable harem of wenches"? CONFIDENCE. I'm literally like, "Hey, I'm Vermy. I'm awesome." and it works. It also helps to be as classy as myself. Wear a suit. Or have many pictures of yourself in suits. Make an image of yourself and be positive in all you do. If y'all don't believe me, let me wingman for you come Robocop. I shall let the results speak for themselves.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
 

Aussierob123

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My oppinion Vermy...

Don't talk to number 3, don't waste your time. Girls with boyfriends like to flirt and **** around with other guys but it will never mount to what they make you think it will. Trust me, from personal experience, it's a waste of time.

You seem to like number 4 the most and i can see why, she would be my pick based on looks and if shes as good as you say she is then i say go for 4, however...

Get your performance down solid with number 1. Shes a sounds like the kind of girl who doesn't care much about guys taking advantage of her, she probably even likes it. Don't jump into number 4 if you want a bit more "practice" so to speak ;).

What Vermy should do as told by rob:
Get it on with 1 for a while (personally not my style but she looks like she would put out) and then if you want a relationship go for number 4).



Sorry to any religious people that read this and are disgusted, but that's just how things go with most people :).
 

Vermy

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@Sieg: been there, done that. Was awkward, she didn't know wtf she was doing, I did all the work.

@Rob: It's an option, but the more I talk to #2, the more I get the feeling that she just wants to fool around because she thinks I'm hot. In that instance, I'd warm up with 2 simply because I can tolerate her personaliity. Or I tell #1 what I really think of her and it ccould lead to angry, violent sex, which is amazing. In any case, 3 can gtfo and 4 will be getting my attention exclusively the second she hits Australian shores.

Just to clarify, these 4 were at one point 8. They've been narrowed down to 4 for the sake of being able to count them on one hand. If anyone went through my facebook and saw how many girls are my friends compared to guys, you'd understand just how much I like to keep my options open.

So who wants Vermy as their wingman for RC afterparty at the venue's club?
 

Nova

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Lol Vermy
You're abusing your mixed race attractiveness.
I should do that more myself.
Caucasian/Turks are hot, in my eyes, anyway...
I just don't like gays; they all annoy me.
I need to hook up with a butch Lesbian.

Vermylicious <3

Edit: **** this ***** on Ebay that's trying to outbid me. 17 minutes left ugh.

Edit 2: ****ing **** did it again. The slug isn't having it.

Edit 3: No. Stop bidding you jackdrabble.

Edit 4: Ugh. So close.

Edit 5: HAHAHAZUH I beat 'em by a cent. ^_^
 

luke_atyeo

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toby does make a good point, can you really say that you like number 4 and want a relationship with her, whilst banging number 1 or 2?
 

Aussierob123

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This is quite possible, and a lot of people live this way. It's not so much a betrayal to your romantic interest as it is much...

1. a bit of excitement / experience and
2. A way to keep your options open.

People that invest everything into one possible romance to have it crushed are the ones that lose the confidence to bounce back and find another.
 

luke_atyeo

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People that invest everything into one possible romance to have it crushed are the ones that lose the confidence to bounce back and find another.
I love how you state opinion as fact.
people who make 1 stupid bull**** claim to have it crushed are the ones that lose the confidence to bounce back and find a brain ;)


also whether or not its a betrayal is in the eye of the beholder sure, but I wonder what she would think if she were to somehow find and read this thread?
 
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