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Probably very few people will care about this post, but can't do much about It so oh well.
I guess I did this just to try and fit in with ya'll, but idk anymore.
since I was bored I decided to pick up my phone, totally and legally use Max in Spain through the Konami Code ok nah, I just used pelisplus and watched the movie illegally and decided to give the Flash a fair shot because we all knew It had bad stuff but I personally wanted to see It before making any judgement.
... But holy ****, I couldn't keep up with It. Just as I am writing I dropped the movie even before Michael Keaton or Supergirl showed up because It was such a trainwreck I couldn't stand It. Talk about a bad beginning.
The CGI is as awful as people are saying, It makes the Flash show by CW look like The Lord Of The Rings trilogy and It makes MODOK in Quantumania look like a masterpiece of CGI such as Gollum from The Two Towers or Davy Jones from Pirates Of The Caribbean.
The costume design is godawful, Ben Affleck's Batman looks more like my grandpa in a Batman costume than even Michael Keaton. The main Flash suit feels somehow even worse than any costume from the CW Flash show and they all have this mix of CGI which makes It all look even worse.
The action drags on for too long and in a bad way. There's this scene where Flash is trying to save some ugly-ass babies from falling... And for some reason they decided he has to stop to eat food to recharge and takes almost 1 minute to show him eating? I'm sorry, what was the point of adding that scene? Just make Flash save the babies and nothing else.
The movie also introduces characters Who we have never seen before in any of the movies for some reason, and pretends to act as if we know them completely and should be invested. No, I don't care about Flash's crush Who only had a single scene in the Snyder Cut of Justice League. I know literally nothing about her.
And the humour... Holy **** the humour. Remember in my Rise Of The Beasts review where I said that the movie had trouble balancing tone and humour? The Flash somehow does It worse. All the jokes are unfunny and they ruin and mess with the pace of the scenes quite badly. It reminds me of the jokes in Space Jam 2 but somehow even worse.
Overall, I agree with
TheMightyP
even though he probably won't read any of this: the movie is garbage, not worth anyone's time and obviously not even worth paying for. The only sort of enjoyment I had was when the movie got interrupted by a shockingly well timed ad for a betting house on the site I was watching It and It featured a bootleg Flash. That situation was better than anything I had seen of the movie.
So yeah, don't support this insult.
... But holy ****, I couldn't keep up with It. Just as I am writing I dropped the movie even before Michael Keaton or Supergirl showed up because It was such a trainwreck I couldn't stand It. Talk about a bad beginning.
The CGI is as awful as people are saying, It makes the Flash show by CW look like The Lord Of The Rings trilogy and It makes MODOK in Quantumania look like a masterpiece of CGI such as Gollum from The Two Towers or Davy Jones from Pirates Of The Caribbean.
The costume design is godawful, Ben Affleck's Batman looks more like my grandpa in a Batman costume than even Michael Keaton. The main Flash suit feels somehow even worse than any costume from the CW Flash show and they all have this mix of CGI which makes It all look even worse.
The action drags on for too long and in a bad way. There's this scene where Flash is trying to save some ugly-ass babies from falling... And for some reason they decided he has to stop to eat food to recharge and takes almost 1 minute to show him eating? I'm sorry, what was the point of adding that scene? Just make Flash save the babies and nothing else.
The movie also introduces characters Who we have never seen before in any of the movies for some reason, and pretends to act as if we know them completely and should be invested. No, I don't care about Flash's crush Who only had a single scene in the Snyder Cut of Justice League. I know literally nothing about her.
And the humour... Holy **** the humour. Remember in my Rise Of The Beasts review where I said that the movie had trouble balancing tone and humour? The Flash somehow does It worse. All the jokes are unfunny and they ruin and mess with the pace of the scenes quite badly. It reminds me of the jokes in Space Jam 2 but somehow even worse.
Overall, I agree with
![TheMightyP](/data/avatars/s/422/422313.jpg?1719951899)
So yeah, don't support this insult.
I guess I did this just to try and fit in with ya'll, but idk anymore.