Just tried out my OrGREENic frying pan, and my goodness, it actually works! I just made a swiss cheese omelet, and the cheese didn't burn or stick to the pan. CHEESE did not burn or stick to the pan, and that's without butter or oil; just pure omelet!
I swear, Captain Falcon's Knee, Shao Khan's sledgehammer, and the boot of Stalin in the name of Mother Russia must have collided to create a second Big Bang, but instead of a universe having been formed, everything was condensed into a single solitary material that was somehow discovered by man in the far reaches of Valhalla and then used to create this wonderful frying pan by forging it in the same fires of Mount Olympus that was introduced to mankind by Prometheus! All in the name of frying food without butter. I don't know who invented the OrGREENic, but goodness knows I give the man the Captain America salute!