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The Botanical Gardens of the Mushroom Kingdom

Are you awesome?

  • Well DUH!

    Votes: 160 30.8%

  • lolz no I'm a minority

    Votes: 245 47.1%

  • I'm confused :c

    Votes: 115 22.1%
  • Total voters
    520
LoliLovesRain

LoliLovesRain

Smash Master
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Pretty sure you don't get arrested any time you go near boobs. I met you and I'm not a male and no cops were there o.o u probably tried putting ur penis somewhere

:phone:
 
Nordal

Nordal

Smash Lord
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Messages
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CowTown USA
Dark.Pch said:
I was at the mall checking out some stuff and seeing if I can meet a girl. I went to the pizza place and got some food. I look to my right and I see this person sitting 2 tables away. I'm checking the person out. And then I say to myself. "is that a male or female?"

I tried looking at the humans shirt. But the way the shirt was, I could not tell if they had boobies. Now I was a lil afraid cause if this was a dude, this would make me like gay since I found this human atractive. My manhood was on the line. But if this was indeed a woman I would talk to them and ask them out.

Now I am usually shy when it comes to girls (could explain why I am single) But people always tell me to have confidence in my self. and that I am good looking/Hawt. Girls (and guys too *twitch*). So I it was time to test myself. Time to be a man. belive within the inner Pch.

So after working up my nerves, I went over to that person while thewy went to throw out thier trash. I was still shaking to talk to the person due to me being shy. I was a lil nervous. But I could not let this person get away if they were indeed the one. So since I was afraid to speak, I had to use another method to start a talk.

So I went behind the human and groped their chest. In doing so I was thinking, If this is a guy, I am officially gay. So much was on the line. Sweat drops running down. Legs shaking. After about 5 secs I noticed something. I felt these 2 small lumps in my hands. Now I could not tell what they were excatly. Cause some guys have build chest that kinda feel like boobs. So I felt around some more. Expanding my hands some more. The lump expanded as well. Then hit hit me. This person had small boonies. Flatchested as some might say.

But I was overjoyed. I still had my manhood. I was still as straight as bill clinton. The female looked back and kicked me in the nutz. I fell to the floor.Then got security. I was later interviewd by the police for sexual harassment. I'l tell you right now, they way that gurl looked, she enjoyed that moment and was the only bit of sexual action she has ever gotten. Yet she calls the cops one me. Hope that woman caught her period after she left the mall.

The cops checked out my record and noticed my big file charges dealing with boobies. So they but a restaning order on me. if I come within 5 feet of breast, I go to jail. Like seriously? What kind of BS is that. This **** is not justice at all. I know my damm rights. FML........

*shakes head in shame*
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ToferTheHuman

ToferTheHuman

Hii
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ADHD said:
So does being gay make you have to be a who.re?

Because everyone I've been attracted to only wanted to have sex and the ones that wanted to date were too passive. Lol peach boards.
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Dark.Pch said:
**** like this is the reason I am happy to be straight. Straight guys don't gotta go through that.
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Dark.Pch said:
I was at the mall checking out some stuff and seeing if I can meet a girl. I went to the pizza place and got some food. I look to my right and I see this person sitting 2 tables away. I'm checking the person out. And then I say to myself. "is that a male or female?"

I tried looking at the humans shirt. But the way the shirt was, I could not tell if they had boobies. Now I was a lil afraid cause if this was a dude, this would make me like gay since I found this human atractive. My manhood was on the line. But if this was indeed a woman I would talk to them and ask them out.

Now I am usually shy when it comes to girls (could explain why I am single) But people always tell me to have confidence in my self. and that I am good looking/Hawt. Girls (and guys too *twitch*). So I it was time to test myself. Time to be a man. belive within the inner Pch.

So after working up my nerves, I went over to that person while thewy went to throw out thier trash. I was still shaking to talk to the person due to me being shy. I was a lil nervous. But I could not let this person get away if they were indeed the one. So since I was afraid to speak, I had to use another method to start a talk.

So I went behind the human and groped their chest. In doing so I was thinking, If this is a guy, I am officially gay. So much was on the line. Sweat drops running down. Legs shaking. After about 5 secs I noticed something. I felt these 2 small lumps in my hands. Now I could not tell what they were excatly. Cause some guys have build chest that kinda feel like boobs. So I felt around some more. Expanding my hands some more. The lump expanded as well. Then hit hit me. This person had small boonies. Flatchested as some might say.

But I was overjoyed. I still had my manhood. I was still as straight as bill clinton. The female looked back and kicked me in the nutz. I fell to the floor.Then got security. I was later interviewd by the police for sexual harassment. I'l tell you right now, they way that gurl looked, she enjoyed that moment and was the only bit of sexual action she has ever gotten. Yet she calls the cops one me. Hope that woman caught her period after she left the mall.

The cops checked out my record and noticed my big file charges dealing with boobies. So they but a restaning order on me. if I come within 5 feet of breast, I go to jail. Like seriously? What kind of BS is that. This **** is not justice at all. I know my damm rights. FML........

*shakes head in shame*
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Interesting.
 
Scatz

Scatz

Smash Champion
Joined
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Messages
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Location
ATL, GA
Dark.Pch said:
I was at the mall checking out some stuff and seeing if I can meet a girl. I went to the pizza place and got some food. I look to my right and I see this person sitting 2 tables away. I'm checking the person out. And then I say to myself. "is that a male or female?"

I tried looking at the humans shirt. But the way the shirt was, I could not tell if they had boobies. Now I was a lil afraid cause if this was a dude, this would make me like gay since I found this human atractive. My manhood was on the line. But if this was indeed a woman I would talk to them and ask them out.

Now I am usually shy when it comes to girls (could explain why I am single) But people always tell me to have confidence in my self. and that I am good looking/Hawt. Girls (and guys too *twitch*). So I it was time to test myself. Time to be a man. belive within the inner Pch.

So after working up my nerves, I went over to that person while thewy went to throw out thier trash. I was still shaking to talk to the person due to me being shy. I was a lil nervous. But I could not let this person get away if they were indeed the one. So since I was afraid to speak, I had to use another method to start a talk.

So I went behind the human and groped their chest. In doing so I was thinking, If this is a guy, I am officially gay. So much was on the line. Sweat drops running down. Legs shaking. After about 5 secs I noticed something. I felt these 2 small lumps in my hands. Now I could not tell what they were excatly. Cause some guys have build chest that kinda feel like boobs. So I felt around some more. Expanding my hands some more. The lump expanded as well. Then hit hit me. This person had small boonies. Flatchested as some might say.

But I was overjoyed. I still had my manhood. I was still as straight as bill clinton. The female looked back and kicked me in the nutz. I fell to the floor.Then got security. I was later interviewd by the police for sexual harassment. I'l tell you right now, they way that gurl looked, she enjoyed that moment and was the only bit of sexual action she has ever gotten. Yet she calls the cops one me. Hope that woman caught her period after she left the mall.

The cops checked out my record and noticed my big file charges dealing with boobies. So they but a restaning order on me. if I come within 5 feet of breast, I go to jail. Like seriously? What kind of BS is that. This **** is not justice at all. I know my damm rights. FML........

*shakes head in shame*
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Eddie G

Eddie G

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Just rocked a 38 year old woman last night. I may never want to go back to younger women after that if I don't have to...it was ****ing fantastic! I walked out of the bathroom half naked only to see her 19 year old daughter and she was like "who the **** are you?". I turned around and walked right back into my cougar's bedroom laughing my *** off. LMAO

/TMI

:phone:
 
ToferTheHuman

ToferTheHuman

Hii
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Holy ****.
 
vVv Rapture

vVv Rapture

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Writing Team
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I have a slight feel that this is trolling.

But on the off chance that it isnt.

Dark Pch. that's really ****ing weird, but +1 respect points for just going in for the kill like that. Takes some balls to do that. Real testicles.
 
~momentai~

~momentai~

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ummm...
ALRIGHT, WHAT THE HECK DID YOU GUYS DO
 
Dark.Pch

Dark.Pch

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tofer_booboo said:
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 63 (31 members and 32 guests)
tofer_booboo*, NatesBound, Nairo, Broccoli Kong, Magnatoon, wWw Dazwa, Nordal, Vermanubis, Tearbear, Shinarouji, 2link121, -DR3W-, DLA, Artificial Sol, Limit129, -RedX-, LordXav1er, ErikG, HyugaRicdeau, Sin242, Datex, Arikie, vVv Rapture, So Fatal, hotdogturtle, ChomP, Impersonator, pulse131, Illmatic.+


Holy ****.
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68 now.

*Stands in wicked laughing pose with head up*

Hahahahahahahahahahaaha! I am officialy the most wicked Peach on these boards!!
 
Master Raven

Master Raven

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Master Raven, vVv Rapture, VideoKidHEERO, TeeVee+, Vermanubis, DLA, Zano Shiran, Shinarouji, Datex, Broccoli Kong, Artificial Sol, -Ran, BlueZebra, Pharaoh.DsY Kyon, LoliLovesRain, Nairo, wWw Dazwa, Bizkit047, Nordal, dabuz, Dark.Pch, LordXav1er, EpixAura, Bloodcross, Magnatoon, Saffy, 2link121, AlexoftheAura, NatesBound, -DR3W-, Rapid_Assassin+, Tearbear, Jiano, Limit129, -RedX-, ErikG, HyugaRicdeau, Sin242, Arikie, So Fatal

ROFL
 
Zen127

Zen127

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I blogged this on AiB. Guess that somewhat explains the flood of members here.
 
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