Shoutouts
Ok, first thing is first: To anyone and everyone I was playing friendlies with: SORRY IF IT SEEMED LIKE I WASN'T TRYING. It's not that I'm not trying. I just...well, suck in friendlies. Idk, I don't concentrate like I do in tournament. I try, but I guess it's just all mental. I wasn't sandbagging.
Second thing: WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW GAY BRAWL HAS GOTTEN! HOLY ****! People REALLLLLLLY want to win in this game. Jesus.
Third thing: To everyone I trashtalked/got mad at during tourney: You obviously were doing gay **** to me and probably deserved it. That being said, I love all smashers so even if I say you're gay, I could still go get food with you after and have fun as a person.
Inui: Thanks for letting me stay with you. You'll win doubles in Brawl next time...But you got owned in Melee teams by that **** Pikachu and the hero of time. Good stuff though.
Atomsk: WAH! You're the man, good seeing you again. Love you.
Ksizl: Good Metaknight, cool person!!
Lord Knight: MY MAN!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! When I come to NJ next, we're hanging out the whole time.
Shadow: One of the nicest, coolest people I met. Awesome MK too. Thanks for the advice on Delfino, I definitely think I would have stood a chance on a different stage. You like my comeback on your Wario though.
NoJ: You're an awesome, awesome guy. I C4'd myself, teched and you walked away and let me come back because you said it was nice. No shame in losing to you my man. Good stuff.
Minus: Wow you're gay.
Peachkid: Awesome dude, gay peach...But you gave me advice during the match which was cool lmao. Love you.
Bass: Awesome guy, but DDD is straight gay dude. Literally all you have to do with that character is mash grab. GAY. Your Kirby is awesome though.
Other DDD player with the long name: Keep working hard to improve!
Anti: Wow you're cool as hell dude. AMAZING at Brawl. Keep it up.
M2K: Where do you keep your money? In a BONK! Wow you're easily the cheesiest smasher...but still one of my favorites. Love you full homo.
Th0rn: Sick *** Falco dude. Sucks that you lost to 2 red Marths lol. Good stuff. OH and thank you SO MUCH for letting me get food. I was seriously SO hungry, I didn't have any time to eat AT ALL. You're awesome dude.
Skler: Wish I woulda MM'd you. Next time my man. Keep it up. I saw you fighting Cort. Sheik vs Link is HARD. Good job doing so well.
N64: Awesome guy. It was so gay how everytime I was fighting Skler, you'd just come and Usmash kill me out of nowhere lmao. Keep it up.
Swiftbass: Wish I woulda MM'd you. Such a clean and smooth fox. Nice.
Mogwai: Wish I woulda MM'd you. Falco is HARD for me.
NY players I didn't get to play: ****.
Cort: You're definitely an awesome guy. ***** me in Marth dittos. Really cool though. Wish you woulda talked more though. *shrugs*
Anther: Awesome friendlies!
Pierce: One of the coolest guys I met there. Definitely consider you a good friend now. Good games my man. You almost had Anther.
Everyone that was sitting there playing that game with Snake where you blow yourself up over and over in that little custom stage: GET A LIFE WTF. Like, after a half hour it's like, ok that's fun. Then 2 hours it's like, this is boring...but the whole god**** day? Wow.
Lol jk, I've never tried it so I can't say anything. *shrugs*
Mango: What a cool *** guy. You just let me pick the character and the stage lol. You're awesome dude.
Milktea: You almost had me in our first Marth ditto!
Mikey Lenetia: UGH I OWE YOU 50 cents! I promise I'll give it to you eventually.
Crismas: Wow, such a sweet, sweet girl. One of the nicest people I've ever met. Thank you for the stickers, and remember my advice!
Alex Strife: Awesome guy as always, good seeing you again. You and Crismas have something awesome, I really hope you guys go far together. Best of luck in Smash and in life my man.
This next one though is to the most awesome person I met there:
HAX! Very rarely do I meet someone at a tourney that's as cool as you dude. I still don't know how old you are, but you're mature as hell, an AMAZING player and an awesome sport. You're probably my favorite person to play against. You always give it your all, mad polite, funny as hell. You're just a chill *** dude. See you again soon dude. GRATS ON ****** THIS TOURNEY!
Scar: LMAO god**** I love you so much. I don't even know what to say besides...Well, I love you lol. Good stuff.
ADHD: You're amazing, and your character is gay as all sin. Combine the two, and you have an unbeateable force.
Ally: Shoulda won that ****.
Kyu Puff: LMAO @ PIKA PIKA TELLING YOU NOT TO LOOK AT HIM, TO LOOK AT THE SCREEN! LMAOOOOOO. In all seriousness though, you definitely caught me off guard. Really good ice climbers, just keep it up dude. WD DSMASH TOO GOOD! WHY COULDN'T I GET AWAY?? ugh.
Elen: Really fast fox, awesome at comboing, but too standard. Like, I felt like I've fought you hundreds of times before. You're a cool guy though for sure...but you talked **** about Hax and that's my boi so that was kinda gay...other than that you're cool though.
Hax's doubles teammate: You were annoying as **** in doubles dude. I kinda hope I don't play you again in my life.
Snakeeee: So gay in teams. Good stuff.
Um who else....
Dazwa, Solid Jake, OWM, OBM, and everyone that ran the tourney: Thanks so much for an awesome time. You guys did a great job running it. Despite what other people think, ending at 4AM is just so much more epic than ending on time.
Overall, a few lessons were learned.
1. Brawl players have gotten GAY as HELL. Like, unbelievably gay. I feel bad for the poor players like Reflex who play ****ty characters and have to deal with it. Jesus LMAO I GOT GAYED BY A PEACH PLAYER WTF.
2. Diddy is a character that, when you get to a certain point, you just don't even need to think anymore. You just set traps and they work.
3. Oh that's right, ZoSo. Sorry if it seemed like I was sandbagging. You were legit winning, but in friendlies I just suck I guess. Idk. You were really polite and cool though. Awesome Marth.
Melee Jiggs and Brawl Players: Wow you guys are homos.
Disclaimer: All trashtalking and hating is purely fun based and has no actual reflection of who I think you are as a person.
yea it was lol
i think every kill he got on me was that. he was nailing perfect WD's everytime goin half the distance of yoshis story
No seriously. You're not exaggerating. More than half the distance on Yoshi's Story. It was ridiculous.