smash jokes

[Timic83]

what do ice climbers and diddy have in common
they both rely on their nanas

why were the ice climbers banned form the tightrope walking competition
they were always wobbling

 

[Zero]

 

[xXArrowXx]

timic... good joke XD

*insert jokes about how my pen is big as snake and high tier*

 

[Redact]

id 4 stock her if you know what i mean

id back her her if you know what i mean

id break her sheild if you know what i mean

me and dekar would wombo combo her if you know what i mean

yeah i could go on forever rofl, i love these

 

[Dekar289]

new fav thread rofl

 

[Technodeath]

I'm surprised no one's come in and said "Brawl" as a joke

 

[luke_atyeo]

the worst joke I've ever heard, cortesty of scabe:

what did ike say to rob?
repair yourself.

 

[Marteh]

Technodeath.

 

[Hater]

Metaknight ^^

 

[C~Dog]

what did ike say to rob?
repair yourself.

But that jokes awesome..

 

[Zero]

Technodeath.

LOL

get done

 

[undead_moose]

Repair yourself.... I lost

 

[Attila_]

perth.....

 

[luke_atyeo]

pretty much hey

 

[SethT]

How many Meta Knights does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The lightbulb screws itself in to avoid the matchup. 80/20 Meta Knight's favor.


Stole that one off the MK boards awhile back :3

 

[Sirias]

Queer.

I lost at the "repair yourself", as well, lmfao.

 

[tibs7]

id 4 stock her if you know what i mean

id back her her if you know what i mean

id break her sheild if you know what i mean

me and dekar would wombo combo her if you know what i mean

yeah i could go on forever rofl, i love these

what do you mean Phil?

 

[Zero]

What did MK say to Sonic?

Nothing, HE'S TOO LOW

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[MTGod]

"Hope you had a nice trip"

 

[Zxv]

This thread is so win.

 

[Scabe]

How did Ike connect to the internet?
He used an Aethernet cord.

Ganondorf.

What did Falco say when Fox asked where he liked to be bit?
Personally, I prefer the ear.

What did Ike say when he didn't feel like conducting a concert?
You'll get no symphony from me!

What did Zero Suit Samus say when Mario hopped into bed with her?
She said, "Is that all?"

Did ya hear about the girl who put Captain Falcon in the friend zone?
He put her in the **** zone

Why does Ike never run out of eggs?
He fights for his hens. -_-

What did link say when he found out shiek was zelda?
Hahhhhhh?

What did Wolf say when he found a dollar on the ground?
WE'RE GONNA BUY GUM WIT DIS THANG!

What did the doctor say to Sakurai?
"You must recover!"

Chuck Norris once four-stocked M2K's metaknight with Ganondorf.
...And no controller.

My god their so ****

 

[Zero]

scabe you are the best

 

[Nova]

Sigh $cabe. -_-

 

[Zxv]

Chuck Norris once four-stocked M2K's metaknight with Ganondorf.
...And no controller.

Oh my god I almost died!

 

[Scabe]

 

[xXArrowXx]

what did nana say to popo?
nothing nana is a stupid sding ***** =)

 

[TakFR]

^ LOL that's great

 

[Timic83]

why didnt shiek go to the movies
everyone was going to final destination

 

[Silfa]

Wolf buying gum made me lose pretty hard.

 

[Splice]

What does Game and Watch says when he has to fight a Metaknight?

*beep*

 

[iKiLLOTz]

What does Game and Watch says when he has to fight a Metaknight?

*beep*

Thats so bad. But i lost to it

 

[xXArrowXx]

courtesy of jez mum
what do you call a person who plays metaknight?
tier *****.

 

[Redact]

did you know they made a tv show out of falco v falco
its called "who dairs wins"

HEUAHEUHAEUHA

 

[TakFR]

did you know they made a tv show out of falco v falco
its called "who dairs wins"

HEUAHEUHAEUHA

Yes people, it's actually possible to make something so bad it's good

 

[unreon]

Did ya hear about the girl who put Captain Falcon in the friend zone?
He put her in the **** dropzone

Fixed for betterer imo.

Hate this word "****" that is used all through smash.

 

[luke_atyeo]

yeah I saw that and I was like, dont you mean dropzone, wtf is rapezone?

also lol at red's post

 

[Richard7]

perth.....

Still so much Perth hate? Sam could of beaten you ya know.

 

[MTGod]

lolRic put that in the joke thread *facepalm*

Redact's made me lose a part of my soul XD

 

[TakFR]

Still so much Perth hate? Sam could of beaten you ya know.

 

[Zxv]

Tak's salt pics make me lose it every god**** time.