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Attila_

The artist formerly known as 'shmot'
BRoomer
Joined
Jul 22, 2008
Messages
6,025
Location
Melbourne, Australia
i have more fun when i sandbag. i do lots of crazy edgeguards and stuff that looks really cool. i also have a rather short concentration span, which in a national tournament, i would rather keep in reserve. you'll typically notice i make lots of jokes and laugh a lot in friendlies; smash is more fun like that :D
 

Fuzz

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Aug 12, 2010
Messages
98
These are...




the days of our lives

A yoshi walks into a bar
He walks up to the bartender and orders a drink
the barkeep says
Why the long face?
 

dean.

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Joined
Mar 5, 2008
Messages
1,399
Location
Melbourne, Australia
NNID
dean7599
3DS FC
1435-4425-6023
i do find it funny that you can't fathom anyone but yourself sandbagging. i do it against people who can't beat me all the time; the one match i lost to your tink was similar, except i i got comboed by bair pretty hard at low percents on the third, typically when i'd start taking things seriously. this is why i'm that guy who everyone thinks they can beat, only to get ***** in bracket. such as yourself, for example.
well, I'm screwed.
 

Attila_

The artist formerly known as 'shmot'
BRoomer
Joined
Jul 22, 2008
Messages
6,025
Location
Melbourne, Australia
luke was actually the only person to give me any advice before my set with corpse... everyone else was just waiting for me to get owned...

<3 luke.
 

Hater

Smash Ace
Joined
Jun 13, 2010
Messages
536
Location
CLK of da WA in AU
the had a snake main in perth ranked 5th in power rankings then he moved 2 qld... proxy ring a bell?
Not on the pr, he was gonna be 7th
he was mentioned because he left the week the pr had been made but it was known to all he wasnt gonna come back for at least 6 months or more

<3 Proxy

Here is smth from every1's favorite banned troll

Buff: Owns the controller of the gods ! says:
yeah i cbf'd posting your ******** logic
write it how you want it and i will copt pasta it
αℓαn // † says:
no because then you will sound exactley like alzi
but I will write it down anyway
Attilla you big beast of a boy. At Thriller scabe beat you in bracket. Alzi beat scabe in pools. This is perfect logic in it being Alzi > Attilla.

that's not all
Andeh says:
i love me some inui logic
Buff: Owns the controller of the gods ! says:
**** andy your ruining my copy paste
αℓαn // † says:
Yes corpse isn't the best in Australia but so arn't you or ted. Corpse beat teds you lost against ted it basically means you guys are all in a small group of Australians top brawlers and lets not forget tibs. He is actually better then all of you. ily tibs. But anyway now enough of this random bs of who is better then who because really no one cares. No one really cares because it's brawl.
Now time for the joke
*2 secs buff let me think of a joke
Buff: Owns the controller of the gods ! says:
im straight copy pasting
even this is going in
lazy mother****er attention ***** i am
αℓαn // † says:
Why did ganondorf check his web browser?
To find a LINK to the Past

HA.
I just realised something
this is like a fusion of hater and alzi in one
 

Zxv

Smash Lord
Joined
Mar 4, 2009
Messages
1,093
Location
Sydney, Australia.
Really...? *another* thread turned into Perth (a.k.a. Richard) johning and Attila gloating?

See guys, this is why we can't have nice things...
 
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