I was typing this very long and eloquent post about why P is dumb, but then I stopped to read his old NeighborhoodP posts, realized how nooby they were, and proceeded to erase everything and type this instead.
At least back when I was being a douche I had the balls to come on SWF in full force, from noobdom, proclaiming how ****ing awesome I was at melee in a completely arrogant, brash, and egotistical manner. Hell, I had GERM wanting a piece of me when I could barely even wavedash.
So for P to take this long to do something I did when I first got here... I just feel so sorry for him...
I wish you luck on your long dumb journey, sir.
Go internet!