****, son. I don't know many adventure books that last about fifty million pages. The only one I can think of is, like, life itself.
"You're at the NYC Smash Weekly. Suddenly a deep voice is heard calling your name behind you, and calling you a '****ing noob.' You turn around to see Wes, who is challenging you to money match against your main.
If you wanna MM Wes, turn to page 50,000,000.
If you wanna run like a little bittch, turn to page 49,999,999."
Page 50,000,000 reads:
"Wes owns you & told you to 'QUIT LIFE,' and so you do. The End."
Page 49,999,999 reads:
"The rest of DA, your crew, all your friends and the entire NYC Smash scene see you backing down, and tell you to 'QUIT LIFE,' and so you do. The End."