Official Midlife Character Crisis Topic

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

ssbm fox is is made of the dreams he has destroyed.

 

[john!]

ssbm fox is is made of the dreams he has destroyed.

post of the month, at least

 

[S l o X]

Marth is gay.

So is Doc but you know . . . he sucks.

Still juggling Fox / Falco.

I really want to be able to play Peach in friendlies and not get ***** but I suck with her (she's fun though).

Shiek too.

Yoshi is my worst character because I'm so used to being able to shine OOS or jump-nair.

 

[gm jack]

Sheik's still my best and most natural character, but my Fox has improved really quickly, and I am realising why he is so good really quickly. Once you get even something like short hopping down, his game goes massively up. Every single tech seems to only make him better.

 

[hamonyou]

i played falcon but he just cant do anything out of sheild, and its super easy to get jabbed out of an arial

 

[BigD!!!]

ive had moments in tournament where my opponent says the level they want to play on and i consider playing fox, falco, marth, sheik, falcon, ganon, dk, and samus before i choose one of them

i have an inability to quit any of those aforementioned characters, and i feel like my improvement distributes among them rather than concentrates on my mains

 

[Zoler]

i played falcon but he just cant do anything out of sheild, and its super easy to get jabbed out of an arial

jab? isnt it just ganon who does cc jab or am i missing something

 

[unknown522]

I like my low tiers.

I pichu is ****.....

Also, I can't really complain about my main/secondaries. They're the best characters

 

[KAOSTAR]

ive had moments in tournament where my opponent says the level they want to play on and i consider playing fox, falco, marth, sheik, falcon, ganon, dk, and samus before i choose one of them

i have an inability to quit any of those aforementioned characters, and i feel like my improvement distributes among them rather than concentrates on my mains

yea thats a legitimate concern. I dropped my others but the last tourney I went against a scrub ganon, for some reason I went falcon lol.

I went fox next round tho.

Im trying to focus on just 2 character fox/m2 and only practice and play with them(alone on FD/bf/DL/YS), altho I play marth at certain times, but I dont practice him.

 

[soju]

Pikachu isn't just enough **** as he once felt like for me :[
But still he feels the greatest to me XD
Maybe I just need to take a little break from him so I can
reestablish my relationship with Pikachu

Mario's crazy *** combo's are getting me pumped though
but I would use him if those awesome combos actually killed XD

 

[KirbyKaze]

Also, I can't really complain about my main/secondaries. They're the best characters

That's never stopped anyone before.

 

[Rubyiris]

i play falco.

im good to go.

 

[SleepyK]

i've always wanted to main game and watch

 

[Tee ay eye]

sometimes, i look at pictures of kirbykaze and reconsider my sexual orientation. i'm considering still maining straight, but picking up "Gay 4 KK" as a secondary.

http://www.smashboards.com/group.php?groupid=1855

 

[SleepyK]

but it's not gay to be attracted to zgetto

 

[Deleted member]

I haven't told Zelda yet but I just can't stop playing Sheik. When I stay in place spamming SH FF autocancel retreating fairs, something deep inside tingles.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

I understand that feeling, I don't think I could ever tell pichu the truth it would hurt his little feelings.

hey kirby kaze I think this thread is better than "insert thing that isn't as cool as KK or melee but twice as cool as balrw"

 

[KAOSTAR]

oh ****! umbreon lol.

you probably should just tell her the truth, you can't hide it from the triforce of wisdom.

 

[KirbyKaze]

Yeah, Zelda probably already knows.

I mean, discounting the fact that she is Sheik...

 

[KAOSTAR]

you know how women are, she is just waiting for him to tell her.

lying hurts the most-women are noobs lol

 

[Grim Tuesday]

Nana isn't doing what I want her to do.
Ness isn't YoYo Glitching.
Ganondorf has piss-weak range.
Jigglypuff, Pichu and G&W die too easily.

I hate my mains.

 

[megapup]

In NTSC we have evil mammals from outer space, a prince that's a bigger queen than Peach's handlers, a transsexual ninja that still has her balls (they were taken off in PAL/Brawl), and a bunch of strange people that play this horrible race car character that's complete trash but also combos Peach to death without warning.

favouritest post ever

 

[Grim Tuesday]

Maybe in your weird version.

In NTSC we have evil mammals from outer space, a prince that's a bigger queen than Peach's handlers, a transsexual ninja that still has her balls (they were taken off in PAL/Brawl), and a bunch of strange people that play this horrible race car character that's complete trash but also combos Peach to death without warning.

It's really hard to wear a pretty dress and frolic in the fields with FC Fairs will all this going on.

You can have my first born child.

 

[Ripple]

sheik isn't broken enough.

if a kuni was thrown in my face I think I would be saying more than. "ouch! 2%"

 

[L/A/W]

they're needles but i agree

 

[X WaNtEd X]

I get frustrated with the fact that I can't button mash fast enough to do luigi's tornado recovery anymore. I go into training mode and practice it but no matter how much I can never get it down fully. So **** frustrating.

 

[Archangel]

I'm scared of needles so it's likely that I'd SD every time a needle smacked me in the face. I'm sure they thought about Making it a DOT(Damage over Time) Move but imagine that Plus Planking....*pukes*

 

[Retroking2000]

fox has so much freedom

I hate playing marth sometimes

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

If I ever quit pichu/ice climbers all together i'll main falco. He's my next best even if I don't play as him that much.

 

[llamapaste]

Kirby's not working out I need to switch to Pichu so I can win.

 

[.Marik]

For some reason, my Samus performs better than my Sheik at tournaments.

Teach me Sheik, David.

 

[Animal]

everyone EVERYONE knows how to play against a fox. nd sometimes fox has a mind of its own if you know what i mean. falcon just sucks.

 

[Jartravious]

Falco is too common and everyone knows how to throw the bird that can't fly off the ledge and deal with lasers. At least with Peach I can look pretty and down smash plus grabs are fun.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

At least with Peach I can look pretty and down smash plus grabs are fun.

Puh-leaaaaze.

Peach=Butterface.

Smooth Criminal

 

[KAOSTAR]

but that ***. check out the booty on the hostessprincess.

 

[Blistering Speed]

Anyone who plays Fox and complains is a massive ****.

I main him and just embrace the ****.

 

[.Marik]

Anyone who plays Fox and complains is a massive ****.

I main him and just embrace the ****.

Now your name makes complete sense.

 

[Grim Tuesday]

Ness's recovery never lets me recover.
Jigglypuff is too **** light and I can't get close enough to Marth.
Pichu just sucks but I want to be able to use him properly...
G&W has the crappiest shield ever.

 

[KAOSTAR]

Ness's recovery never lets me recover.
Jigglypuff is too **** light and I can't get close enough to Marth.
Pichu just sucks but I want to be able to use him properly...
G&W has the crappiest shield ever.

Im sorry to hear that, sounds like you are having a Grim Wednesday as well.

 

[Megachuk]

tryin to switch from samus to sheik. sooo hard to do. My bad character is better than the good character, but the good character is so much better, so i need to be good with the good character, because the bad character is just so bad even though i'm good with the bad character. AHHH!