Lightsyde
Smash Champion
I don't know, he did beat Silent Spectre flat out in a set a few months ago so he's not THAT irrelevant, but then again, it's Falcon vs Jiggs which I think *WARNING OPINION* is a really dumb match up. I don't think he'd do well against modern Fox's at all.King is pretty much irrelevant in today's metagame.
I approve of Matt's suggestion for mandatory *** whoopings though.