Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[Le_THieN]

You're full of crap

Considering you conceded to being checkmated in the span in two pages' worth of replies with this tasty morsel:

I'm so disappointed in myself that I understand all of Le_thien's post.

it's probably in my best interest to respectfully beg to differ. =)

But don't worry; I took notice that you don't wear skinny jeans 'cause your Ganon nuts don't fit.

 

[-Ran]

Thought I'd share guys that were thinking about coming to the New Orleans Monthly on the 26th. After much thought, I've banned Meta Knight. If this influences your choice to come, then that is fine. Your choice.

http://www.gametabs.com/events/2008-10-26/new_orleans_brawl_monthly_1/44/

or

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=195696

 

[Stealth Raptor]

Wow. it has started. I think it is a little premature, but w/e. is anyone going to post that M2K vs DSF match that was recorded on TV 1's wii?

 

[LeeHarris]

Considering you conceded to being checkmated in the span in two pages' worth of replies with this tasty morsel:

it's probably in my best interest to respectfully beg to differ. =)

But don't worry; I took notice that you don't wear skinny jeans 'cause your Ganon nuts don't fit.

Haha. I know a ton about fashion because my girlfriend is a model, but I'm the kind of guy that eats beef jerky and punches gorillas.

 

[DMG]

Haha. I know a ton about fashion because my girlfriend is a model, but I'm the kind of guy that eats beef jerky and punches gorillas.

I'm the kind of guy that plays as Ganon.

Spoiler

10girthymeatpackages

 

[Sachi]

I would have, but the Smash Back Room apparently had a "socializing with females during tournament play" ban enforced at this particular event. I'm formally extending you and your boyfriend an invitation to my Smash tourney in Oklahoma called OH SNAP! in November, where I guarantee the ban furrows eyebrows and is generally frowned upon. =)



LOL. I really don't need words for this.



Speaking of men with indelible fashion sense, I have to say that Santi had arguably the coolest tournament ensemble of the night - he had some immaculately frazzled hair which he accentuated by wearing Playboy ski goggles backwards. He looked so tasty last night, my thighs were quivering.

Santi gets my nomination to be the candidate Most Likely to Be Bro-***** at a Smash Event.

xD Thanks, I dunno if we'll be travelling for tournaments though. We'll have to see.

We were playing an MMORPG, not playing Brawl, lol. I moved here from Oregon a couple months ago.

Rofl I saw the Playboy goggles, too good.

Haha. I know a ton about fashion because my girlfriend is a model, but I'm the kind of guy that eats beef jerky and punches gorillas.

Being a model doesn't necessarily mean you know anything about fashion, or have good taste. Name-dropping and reciting information doesn't count as really knowing.

Also you shouldn't punch gorillas. BAD BADLEE.

 

[Fliphopper]

We were playing an MMORPG, not playing Brawl, lol. I moved here from Oregon a couple months ago.

Out of curiosity... Was it Maple Story?? hmm
Hey Thien, DIDDY DITTOS FTW

 

[PIMPSLAP]

sachi i was the fat tall tall guy that you caught gawking at you in the beggining of the tourny lolz (like twice) i was standing by 2 asian guys and we where stereo typing lolz...

in the long run i was a rich white guy and the through ninja stars at there moms lolz (priceless) ....

 

[DugFinn]

.... It's nice to know I'M not considered a female anymore. Yay, I suppose?

I'll post shout outs in the results thread later tonight. Etc. etc. Xyro! Change Ky to being a Meta Knight player on the results list. I was so terribly disappointed. I was hoping to see some of his lovely Pit action and instead got a tournament face full of Meta, bleh. Tasted like bad shuttle loop, urgh. So, that means that out of the top 10 places... 7 of them where MetaKnights... Yeah.

Also, I'll announce more details about that 'other' tournament tonight - WHobo.
In the meantime, you can read about it here.... It's the approved rough draft plan for the Brawl portion of the event. http://docs.google.com/View?docID=dgz4w7px_65cn3fmbg7&revision=_latest
The important part to remember is that it's guaranteed to have over 200 players in attendance and we're adding $1000 on top of pot (so whatever pot is, plus $1000 added to the 1v1). It's a three day long event, with four different Brawl tournaments, plus a crap load of other stuff going on.... Blah, blah, blah. More details tonight.

And what's up with all this fashion talk, jeez! I demand the next 10 pages be about yaoi. There, I said it. Now obey!

 

[heytallman]

And what's up with all this fashion talk, jeez! I demand the next 10 pages be about yaoi. There, I said it. Now obey!

I do not approve of yaoi, so can the next 10 pages be about how awesome my hat is? Or LeeHarris. Either would suit me fine.

Also, Lee, we never got to do our Ganon dittos, I didn't feel like playing much after I got knocked out (Meta Knight for the ****ing loss). We shall do them next time?

 

[OhMyGodItzMouf]

Uh, no I have no idea what you're talking about so no..that wasn't me.

Why are you such a ****? Every time you post you are just trying to make people feel bad or something to that extent.

The sad part is that you are serious about it too. Chill out dude. There's no reason to be so hateful.

lol don't make me go bringin up old posts just to show how much you were tryin to flirt with little chinese girl before you knew it was actually a guy

oh yeah, and i'm tryin to make people feel bad? you just insulted like everybody that was at the tournament by basically calling them girl-less losers and you wanna act all nice when i call you out on it lol


Hylian: Hey babe, what's up? i may spend countless hours reading about, practicing, and watching vids of this video game where i travel to tournaments all around texas, but i'm NOWHERE NEAR as nerdy as these other guys. whaddya say we head over to my 1 bedroom apartment? just ignore the questionable smell and my 17 cats, they shouldn't bother you

Girl: slap/mace to face


don't act like you're better than anybody at the tournament lol and before you or dojo or anybody says i'm just insulting you cause i don't have a girlfriend, i do have a girlfriend but i don't try to make myself look better than everybody else by flaunting it around like it's a big accomplishment. it isn't. peace.

 

[Dojo]

.... It's nice to know I'M not considered a female anymore. Yay, I suppose?

I'll post shout outs in the results thread later tonight. Etc. etc. Xyro! Change Ky to being a Meta Knight player on the results list. I was so terribly disappointed. I was hoping to see some of his lovely Pit action and instead got a tournament face full of Meta, bleh. Tasted like bad shuttle loop, urgh. So, that means that out of the top 10 places... 7 of them where MetaKnights... Yeah.

Also, I'll announce more details about that 'other' tournament tonight - WHobo.
In the meantime, you can read about it here.... It's the approved rough draft plan for the Brawl portion of the event. http://docs.google.com/View?docID=dgz4w7px_65cn3fmbg7&revision=_latest
The important part to remember is that it's guaranteed to have over 200 players in attendance and we're adding $1000 on top of pot (so whatever pot is, plus $1000 added to the 1v1). It's a three day long event, with four different Brawl tournaments, plus a crap load of other stuff going on.... Blah, blah, blah. More details tonight.

KY did play pit.... very well too. He almost beat my MK.


Sick tourney info. I can't wait for the rest of the details. :D

 

[Zigsta]

Dang, that tourney sounds tight! Looks like a roadtrip to me. :D

 

[Santi]

WOW I just saw who you were ( pics on Myspace; btw Santi - give me a link so I can see this chick you're talking about >> ). I saw you and I thought you were pretty cute, and also nice. You smiled at me! Shoulda chatted with me or something, I was a bit bored at some points in the tournament.

ha I was jk about Sammi on my myspace. But if you want the link aways its www.myspace.com/myspacesanti
:D shek it out.

I wanted to say something but i didn't know how to start a convo so I just smiled ha.

 

[EdreesesPieces]

Speaking of fashion, pin stripes look great for semi formal occasions, and I highly suggest them over other styles.

 

[Furbs]

Speaking of fashion, pin stripes look great for semi formal occasions, and I highly suggest them over other styles.

scooby suits > pin stripes LOL!!

 

[Bwett]

.... It's nice to know I'M not considered a female anymore. Yay, I suppose?

It's extremely rare finding a cute gamer girl, and when you show up to a smash tourney consistently, and it turns out that you are helping run it...well it most certainly must be a figment of our imaginations lol. I checked you out multiple times if that makes you feel better

 

[Affinity]

I'll post shout outs in the results thread later tonight. Etc. etc. Xyro! Change Ky to being a Meta Knight player on the results list. I was so terribly disappointed. I was hoping to see some of his lovely Pit action and instead got a tournament face full of Meta, bleh. Tasted like bad shuttle loop, urgh. So, that means that out of the top 10 places... 7 of them where MetaKnights... Yeah.

KY does main Pit, and seconds Marth/Peach. I don't remember him playing MK at all.

If he did, it was only the one time he played you.

 

[EdreesesPieces]

scooby suits > pin stripes LOL!!

scooby suits > everything

 

[Le_THieN]

.... It's nice to know I'M not considered a female anymore. Yay, I suppose?

Daaaaaaaayum. LOL. If you were that slender blonde behind the counter with enough brassy composure to call out those ridiculous team names all night long with an almost-straight face, then yeah, you're pretty fly too. BALLIIIIIIIN'

 

[DugFinn]

KY does main Pit, and seconds Marth/Peach. I don't remember him playing MK at all.

If he did, it was only the one time he played you.

He didn't play me. I was just watching, it's what I do. I could have sworn he switched to MK, but I'll go check my brain to make sure and get back to you on that. Props to him if he stayed Pit/Marth/Peach though.

Daaaaaaaayum. LOL. If you were that slender blonde behind the counter with enough brassy composure to call out those ridiculous team names all night long with an almost-straight face, then yeah, you're pretty fly too. BALLIIIIIIIN'

Eh, yeah. That was me. But, shhhhhh, I'm a figment of imagination it would seem.

 

[Dojo]

Dayuummmm that kid Dojo is sexyyy. Loook at thattt

 

[Van Jones]

DugFinn for top tier.

Dayuummmm that kid Dojo is sexyyy. Loook at thattt

Didn't I tell you to get back in the car?

 

[Dojo]

Back up foo. Before i wax those pubes off your shoulders.

 

[Bwett]

Back up foo. Before i wax those pubes off your shoulders.

^^ OMFG HILARIOUS!!! Gotcha!

 

[Daimonster]

^^ ****wrecked!!!

 

[Van Jones]

Lol. That is cool. They'll just grow back by the time I get to you mom's place tonight.

 

[Gea]

****, every needs to tuck their ****s back between their legs before something strangely erotic happens.

...or am I too late?

Also Tallman's bald under his hat. TRUE STORY

 

[Xyro77]

For the record. sachi was hot....but sammi is where my heart is!!!!!

Wow. it has started. I think it is a little premature, but w/e. is anyone going to post that M2K vs DSF match that was recorded on TV 1's wii?

its on my wii. ill post it soon

Out of curiosity... Was it Maple Story?? hmm
Hey Thien, DIDDY DITTOS FTW

did you win the dittos?

 

[Fliphopper]

For the record. sachi was hot....but sammi is where my heart is!!!!!






its on my wii. ill post it soon



did you win the dittos?

Oh he won, so close banana gimped recovery while we both were at 140%ish. Good to see more Diddy's representing.

 

[Gnes]

KY does main Pit, and seconds Marth/Peach. I don't remember him playing MK at all.

If he did, it was only the one time he played you.

Nice playin u in teams the other day...your meta just carried my DK every where lol...Tallman, Flip, lets play on Tuesday.

P.S flip...ur just not good at dittos huh...my diddy beat your diddy in a ditto...then again, u did beat my kirby in a ditto lol...

 

[Sachi]

Out of curiosity... Was it Maple Story?? hmm
Hey Thien, DIDDY DITTOS FTW

Oh HELL no you did NOT just say MapleStory... ._. God I hate that game. And WoW too, just... don't even go there.

sachi i was the fat tall tall guy that you caught gawking at you in the beggining of the tourny lolz (like twice) i was standing by 2 asian guys and we where stereo typing lolz...

in the long run i was a rich white guy and the through ninja stars at there moms lolz (priceless) ....

ROFL. I probably would have had to look up to see your face, I just remember many people who were about at eye level. >:

.... It's nice to know I'M not considered a female anymore. Yay, I suppose?

And what's up with all this fashion talk, jeez! I demand the next 10 pages be about yaoi. There, I said it. Now obey!

Aww. Don't worry, I was checking you out too. I heart your haircut. <3 I think they just noticed me because I was wearing bright green and they hadn't seen me before. And were probably scared of my shoes. Lol.

Ew, yaoi ftl. I vote for yuri.

 

[kldtjiog]

****, every needs to tuck their ****s back between their legs before something strangely erotic happens.

...or am I too late?

Also Tallman's bald under his hat. TRUE STORY

this is true, tallman is bald under his hat.
seen it with my own two eyes.
it was beautiful...

 

[Hylian]

Oh HELL no you did NOT just say MapleStory... ._. God I hate that game. And WoW too, just... don't even go there.




ROFL. I probably would have had to look up to see your face, I just remember many people who were about at eye level. >:




Aww. Don't worry, I was checking you out too. I heart your haircut. <3 I think they just noticed me because I was wearing bright green and they hadn't seen me before. And were probably scared of my shoes. Lol.

Ew, yaoi ftl. I vote for yuri.

I was really hoping you weren't going to say wow.

Some of my friends keep trying to get me to play it but I refuse to touch that game lol.

 

[The MC Clusky]

I was really hoping you weren't going to say wow.

Some of my friends keep trying to get me to play it but I refuse to touch that game lol.

One more soul saved from the treacherous plans of Azeroth.

Yeah seriously **** mmo's. You never hear a smasher say "sorry guys I can't hang out because I have to go on a raid with my guild."

 

[Sachi]

I was really hoping you weren't going to say wow.

Some of my friends keep trying to get me to play it but I refuse to touch that game lol.

I know. Bleh. WoW is like crack, and drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

Just FYI I can't play 3D games for too long, so that instantly removes most games from the ones that I can play. I have a difficult time learning Brawl because I often can't play for more than a half hour or so at a time, and other things that I'm not going to mention. Also the tournament gave me a massive headache.

 

[Magik0722]

So whats all this about the future of metaknight.

 

[RT]

A proposed ban on Meta at all future tournaments in Houston. Whether it is a soft or hard ban remains to be seen.

For those that don't understand, soft ban means that there is an unspoken agreement not to use that character because the character has been deemed broken. You can still use the character if you wish though. A hard ban means you can't use the character under any circumstances.

 

[Fogo]

Eh, yeah. That was me. But, shhhhhh, I'm a figment of imagination it would seem.

Aww i <3 you duggfinn!

Screw sachi!

 

[Furbs]

I think we should do what Italy did,

Ban metaknight for the time being, maybe just a few tournaments, and see how the metagame develops. than put metaknight back into the tournament scene and if he's still "unbeatable" ban him