Houston Thread - No HOBOs and no WHOBOs. What do we do now??????????????????????????????????????????

[KRDsonic]

Well this is interesting http://factsandchicks.com/

 

[Tesh]

I'm...learning so much.

 

[Zano]

KRD is my new best friend

 

[Reizilla]

This thread has its good moments.

 

[Xyro77]

Get RE:R and raid with me. I'll rush u if u want. I'm max lvl and my Joker Gun can **** anything.

 

[Malice Chains]

Well this is interesting http://factsandchicks.com/

nice .

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Oh satan, The memories of walking to Valero for food and coming back to see the last pieces of pizza being taken before my eyes.
So. Much. Sorrow. That. Day.

Oh I lived your cries of agony when they brought the pizza out.
It was delicious.

 

[kailo34ce]

*Clicks KRDs link*

"Daydreamers are good at solving complex problems"

*Promptly closes tab*

 

[Malice Chains]

im still reading looking/reading through that link, I CAN'T STOP AND IT'S GOING ON FOREVER

edit: nevermind, finally finished...I feel so smart

 

[Zano]

Me too. I was so sad when I got to the end : (


Hammerhead sharks can asexually reproduce, that **** is crazeh

 

[Malice Chains]

I liked the random chuck norris jokes, and the one about nfl cheerleaders getting paid $50 a game...that just proves that they most likely get all their other cash from sleeping around etc, cause one of my checks is more than their yearly income -_-

but im also glad that a job where a pretty chick works at, gets paid basically nothing LOL

 

[BioDG]

Found my new bookmark.

 

[Malice Chains]

^seriously, I was hoping they had a twitter but couldnt really find anything except some artist dude from NYC. So I just bookmarked.

Never thought i'd be happy to check smashboards, thank you KRD!

 

[Zori]

idk what kalo is on that link was amazing

very based krd

 

[Fliphopper]

My Jigglypuff Inspiration video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFztza7LKXA

I'm old gen Melee

 

[Reizilla]

Like 5% of the facts there were either jokes or just wrong.


They didn't disappoint with the girls though.

 

[Zano]

holy ****, the no gag reflex thing worked.

This site yo

 

[derkapalooza]

that sounds mad homo zano.

 

[Zano]

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/factsandchicks/12603595811/1/tumblr_lu7s3jnsiw1r3tp7b

 

[sheikamaru]

sync..... thank you

 

[Tesh]

holy ****, the no gag reflex thing worked.

This site yo

??? I stopped reading when I realized that I had gotten to the bottom and the page was still loading more stuff.

I'm gonna have to try that one about sneezing tho.

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/factsandchicks/12603595811/1/tumblr_lu7s3jnsiw1r3tp7b

lol...

 

[Player-4]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

 

[Smoom77]

I just started Half-Life 2. Really good and I'm only two hours into it.

 

[Xyro77]

It's HORRIBLE until u get the gravity gun

 

[RT]

Yeah, it is a good game. It tells a story without having billions of hours of cutscenes, which is pretty much what all games rely on nowadays. Though Source is outdated, this was the best game ever when the game first came out years ago...

Pick up that can.

It's HORRIBLE until u get the gravity gun

True, painting zombies white is too good.

Also, Ravenholm.

 

[Sinister Slush]

 

[sheikamaru]

this region needs some lovin


http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=294745&page=2

 

[Xyro77]

...........no

 

[Smoom77]

It's HORRIBLE until u get the gravity gun

if i like it before gravity gun, then it must be really good.

 

[Good Ol' Tree]

P4 just got 100x cooler with that avi of his...

 

[Sync.]

KRD dude you're a really nice guy Seriously.

 

[z00ted]

P4, I love your avatar <3

 

[z00ted]

ultimaterazer713 12:14 am
LMAOOOO
im about to watch a chick flick
with this girl
this is one of the gayest things i have ever done

illmatiiiccc 12:15 am
dear lord

ultimaterazer713 12:15 am
you know the name of the movie?

illmatiiiccc 12:15 am
no

ultimaterazer713 12:15 am
KEITH

illmatiiiccc 12:15 am
give me the name

ultimaterazer713 12:15 am
LMFAOOOOO

illmatiiiccc 12:15 am
?!?!!?!?!?!?

ultimaterazer713 12:15 am
this makes it 100000 times more gayer

illmatiiiccc 12:15 am
KEITH?

ultimaterazer713 12:15 am
the movie is called KEITH

illmatiiiccc 12:15 am
OMFG

ultimaterazer713 12:15 am
YES
LMFAO

illmatiiiccc 12:15 am
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ultimaterazer713 12:15 am
LOCFLKGJO:rteh

illmatiiiccc 12:15 am
YOU ARE IN FOR SOME SERIOUS ****

ultimaterazer713 12:15 am
LOOOOOOOL
im starting at 12:16
OK
BRB BRO
LMAO

illmatiiiccc 12:16 am
dude...

ultimaterazer713 12:16 am
94 minutes

illmatiiiccc 12:16 am
may god have mercy on your soul
if she pulls out a banana
at any moment
RUN

ultimaterazer713 12:16 am
eone
bbl

 

[RT]

You two are clearly up past your bedtimes.

 

[UltimateRazer]

F u keith

 

[Zano]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpPx1Nr3p30

 

[Sky Pirate]

Results of NitF! are 33% up.
Will add more soon.

By the way, was super pissed that Razer complained about the entry fee for singles and then didn't come, but then realized that Razer wouldn't be there to squash my hopes and dreams by ravaging my little space cowboy.

 

[Leaf.]

lol, I might have considered going if I knew that would have been the results.

I just realized this is my first post in over like 2 days...

 

[Xyro77]

Pokemon black and white 2 announced.


For the DS.


********.

 

[Malice Chains]

^dang, was hoping it would be on the ps3


anyways
http://www.vooks.net/story-20710-Sa...-Icarus-Uprising-onto-the-new-Smash-Bros.html

'By looking into the Dojo, he is going back to investigate how they made Brawl and go back and improve it presumably. However, upon studying the site he’s found that making the game was perhaps harder then he remembers, he recently tweeted "However, what’s the word... it’s tremendous. How did we make this?"

told you brawl sucks