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Z1GMA

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Cool, I already win best mod :)
No you don't - Inui does.

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So... Who do you guys want to run that thread?
We should nominate a couple playas for that, to begin with.

I nominate PK-ow!


The Ganny Awards :smirk:
 

PK-ow!

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That sounds fun, as long as we're all civil with the whole process and we don't simply use it as a ways to boost our egos. We should start by handing an award that only Inui can win (and not in the good way).

Now that I have no school to take up my time for now, I've always wanted to write up a manliness tier list, if only to write pages about how Ganondorf is far, far manlier than every other character in the game. Just in case I needed more evidence that I'm the manliest Ganon :p
I was writing a manliness tier list complete with very detailed explanations of the finer points, but it died with my computer back in October.

*sigh*

And I just can't produce something from scratch after that. :crying:


I'll just pass along this:

The tiers were called

Ganon tier
Falcon tier
Macho tier
Man tier
Woman tier
Boy tier
Girl tier


And I had an explanation that was completely epic about why Woman tier was above Boy tier, but. . . alas.


*~*~*~

I guess I could run an awards thread. But then I wouldn't be able to name any categories, as I would obviously try to shoehorn my way into the thing.


Fullest Beard
Most Poetic Ganon
Most Deceptive Name
Grammardorf
 

Z1GMA

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I guess I could run an awards thread. But then I wouldn't be able to name any categories, as I would obviously try to shoehorn my way into the thing.


Fullest Beard
Most Poetic Ganon
Most Deceptive Name
Grammardorf
That matters not.
As long as you make it epic ("PK ow!-epic"), I'm sure it'll be just fine.

Go ahead and create the thread already.
 

PK-ow!

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OH SH-

I just realized that when my computer died, I lost the Wizkick spike image with it!

I n33d that pic, guys.


If you upload it, good Evil things will happen! To evil people Us, maybe!

^_^
 

Ganonsburg

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I'm assuming evil things happening to evil people is like walking under a ladder is to someone born on Friday 13th, right?

(Evil things: Evil People::Bad luck:Someone born on Fri 13th)

I think rather than saying "Best Ganon," we should say "Ganon's Puppet." We all know that you don't use Ganon; Ganon uses you.

:034:
 

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Anyone down for some Wifi?
yeah i will but lately ive been playing people in my state so im spoiled with green connections... im starting to be unable to play in anything worse =/ green is closer to offline so maybe this is a good thing...?
 

PK-ow!

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you missed martha tier :O
You see, I actually. . . did admit Marth into Man tier.

As was my intent to comment initially, "Marth himself probably did not expect this to happen."


I was serious about this manliness tier list. I didn't want to bring in biases and such, and avoided predictability even more desperately. And I tempered considerations of canonical truth with the depictions of the character in Brawl.
Marth has manly qualities. He . . .


you know what, I'll just write it again.



EXPECT IT!

@Clai: I have a PM box. ;)
 
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Hey ganon boards, ever heard of Brawl-?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9K6-QSN7Qo&feature=channel

Watch that video, at least the first 30 seconds, and tell me that ganon isn't absolute ****. I dare you.

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=255190

Check it out. Possibly the most epic ganon you will see in a long while.

While I'm at it, lemme say something... Get caught in the wind from utilt, and you lose your shield. And then your stock, because Warlock punch deals 666 damage and is a OHKO.
 

@HomE

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That looks sooo ********... if you can beat people with normal brawl Ganon, you not a man..

its hard to put into words how stupid that looked... ugh
 

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Colors:

White = Undecided
Green
Blue
Red
Dark
White
Normal

The Dark Overseer (Koskinator approved!):
PhantomX

Tier List:

"I don't have to main Ganon to be the best Ganon" Tier:
Inui (seriously, what the ****)

The King of Evil:
Koskinator

Lords of Evil/Top:
Jekyll
IJosh
Zhouten
Fonz
Ray Kalm
Z1gma
Twilight Prince
Ant1
SaltyKracka

Shadows of Evil/High:
stRIP
Flying Dutchman
K_Prime
DLA
Noobicidal
A2Zomg
Zerxion
Breezy
Clai

Ponds of Evil/Mid:
@HomE
Garuda
Sgt. Baker
Naik
Adumbrodeus
Pk-Ow
Qerkdtx
SmashBrosForce
SuSa
Wiener
Shadow Nataku
ZenJestr
Blad
Teronist
Flux

Slaves of Evil/Low:
Divilenta
GanonkingAbyss
F3NIIX
Bizzaroflame
Ganondorf The King

Not Evil/Bottom:
Dr.Hyde
Deadpoe
AfroThunderRule
LinkSceptile333
Sora Master

Honorable mention:
Sliq
Zeonstar
Finnz7
Swoops
DAD
Gleam


Awards:

Best Green Ganon: Twilight Prince
Best Blue Ganon: IJosh
Best Red Ganon: stRIP
Best Dark Ganon: Ray Kalm
Best White Ganon: Koskinator
Best Regular Ganon: Zhouten
Best American Ganon: Jekyll
Best European Ganon: Z1gma
Best Canadian Ganon: Koskinator
Best Australian Ganon: Ant1
Best Male Dorf: Koskinator
Best Female Dorf: SniperNightOwl
Most helpful Ganons: Ray Kalm, DAD, Z1gma, Swoops
Most talented at Wi-Fi: Koskinator
Most used Ganon color(s): White,Dark
Least used Ganon color(s): Green
Best spiker(s): @Home, SmashBrosForce
Best grabber:
Picture provider: stRIP
Comedic relief Ganon: Everyone, Ganon's a ****ing joke.
Sack o' meat:
Combo Kings:
Manliest dorf: Clai
Best tipmaner: Koskinator
Best spotdodgers:
Best wizkickers:
Best at recovering:
Best Ganoncider:
Best techchaser: Koskinator
The Professor dorf: Z1gma
Best grammar-dorfs: PK-Ow, Swoops, Noobicidal
Worst Grammar-dorf: Koskinator
Best DI: Ray Kalm
Best guides: Swoops
Best newbie: SmashBrosForce
Flashiest Ganons: Ijosh
Most artistic Ganons: DAD, Z1gma
Untouchable (Best Spacing): Koskinator
Sir Spam-a-lot:
Most loved members:
Best Mindgames: Koskinator
Best buffer-dorf: Swoops, Ray Kalm, Ijosh
Rough language-dorf:
Best ledge-dorf: DAD
Most upsetting Ganon:
Best at chainchoking: Twilight Prince
Dash-dancer-dorf: Koskinator
Sack' O' FAir-dorf: Ant1
Normal:
White: Grampadorf
Blue: Smurfydorf
Red: Santadorf
Green: Ganjadorf
Dark: Meleedorf
Most awards earned: Koskinator
We should update this.
 

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Well, I'm using Old Manondorf now, so that's one update. :p

Top tier should be renamed Nidoking Tier.

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You see, I actually. . . did admit Marth into Man tier.

As was my intent to comment initially, "Marth himself probably did not expect this to happen."


I was serious about this manliness tier list. I didn't want to bring in biases and such, and avoided predictability even more desperately. And I tempered considerations of canonical truth with the depictions of the character in Brawl.
Marth has manly qualities. He . . .


you know what, I'll just write it again.



EXPECT IT!

@Clai: I have a PM box. ;)
My Brawl manliness tier list is more based on competitive Brawl and that alone (because real men don't need items to win [/Sonic]). I'm not very good with canon business, and I feel that background information sort of defeats the purpose of a Brawl manliness tier list (plus if canon had anything to do with it, I'd have to give the top vote to Falcon, I mean that PAUNCH! It did things).

What should I do with that PM box of yours? Send you my list? I'm not sure where you're going with that...
 

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I play Green Ganon now.

And I'd like to add a new award...
Strong, silent type Dorf: Ray Kalm
 

*JuriHan*

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merry x-mas ganondorf mains! Go out there and **** someone with the Santadorf texture hack! I went out and ***** someone with Santa Puff. Good way to celebrate! :lick:
 

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Merry Christmas, fellas and gals. Did you guys check out ZREO today? The Inside Ganon's Castle redux is amazingly epic, so is the Ganondorf Battle redux.

Also, unless people start playing against me again (please, guys <3), write me off the tier list.
 

TP

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Hey PhantomX, removing 3 stickies accomplishes nothing if they are still up there but say Moved instead of Sticky. It looks ugly. Fix it please.

:034:
 

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Has @Home played AdumbroDeus?


Your points are weighty, Clai. Perhaps I'll reconsider that approach.

It only decided so many orderings, anyway. Charizard will take a nerf, Mario will move up incidentally....

yeah.
 

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Has @Home played AdumbroDeus?
I don't think I have.. why?

as for the new tier list, I don't really play much brawl anymore... And without playing many of you offline there is no clear way of telling where i would fall on the list anyway, so i'm fine being taken off.

My Ganon is more of a "**** my bad friends" type of ganon at this point, and thats quite alright with me. :chuckle:
 

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Has @Home played AdumbroDeus?

I don't really play wifi (I also think it doesn't count because it's so variable) and I don't live near you guys so Clai's the only person I've Ganon Ditto'd here. He won, we had some good matches though.


That said, I'm going to pound 4, so I call a Ganon ditto for every Ganon main going. I also felt that my position on the tier list was sort of arbitrary and I want to establish where I actually belong. I also improved a great deal since then, especially over the last few weeks.
 

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as for the new tier list, I don't really play much brawl anymore... And without playing many of you offline there is no clear way of telling where i would fall on the list anyway, so i'm fine being taken off.

My Ganon is more of a "**** my bad friends" type of ganon at this point, and thats quite alright with me. :chuckle:
Pretty much this for me too. I'm the best of my friends, but my friends don't play that much so I just go with Random and win. :psycho:
 

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My Ganon is more of a "**** my bad friends" type of ganon at this point, and thats quite alright with me. :chuckle:
lmfao that how my jigglypuff is....
oh **** i hope sam doesn't see this
 

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Maybe you should work on throwing more flame chokes and less controllers.
 
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