Funny Stories from School

[pickle962]

Anyone have any funny stories from school? I'll start.

1. One time back in 6th grade, we were on a field trip to go visit the state capitol or something like that. Anyways, I was bored on the bus and started singing "barbie girl" and everyone was laughing. People have asked me to sing it since then, but I can't because I start laughing. It is a cheesy song if you think about it.

2. Last year in 8th grade during history class, one of my classmates asked if could use the bathroom. The teacher said okay and instead of using the bathroom, he went to the classroom next door and asked if he could buy candy. Needless to say, that kid got in trouble.

That's all I can remember right now.

 

[Segtendo]

One time, in 7th grade, there was this kid that almost everyone hated. At lunch, someone slipped a chocolate milk where he was gonna sit and it exploded XD

 

[Lurker guy]

One time in band class instead of playing anything we (teacher and students) spent the entire period talking about gangsters.

 

[Tamoo]

One time someone was refused to go to the toilet so just pissed himself

Hmm, he actually has an account here, wonder if he finds this lol!

 

[pitskeyblade]

These are all from my calculus class:

1. We got off topic and started talking about Japanese toilets
2. We played this game where you toss a stuffed chicken around the room
3. We snuck to the calculus class across the hallway and started a papar ball war
4. We used a chastity belt simile to describe the product rule
5. My calculus teacher waltzed around the room to teach us about the unit circle
6. 3/14 was Pi day, where everybody brought in different pies to share

I miss that class...

 

[jugfingers]

one time some kids in my school dressed up in ski masks, ran into the foyer with golf clubs, smashed the principals office window and then ran away.

needless to say it was pretty awesome.

 

[Fuelbi]

Since it was the end of the year and everybody hated my Language Arts teacher, this guy threw all her stuff on the floor and was about to throw the computers down too until this guy stopped him.

Needless to say, it's funny when you hate the person

On this field trip, my worst enemy got bit by a horse after getting too close to it. At first he felt nothing, but when he looked in his shirt, his entire chest looked like it was internally bleeding or something. He started crying in the middle of the park

Needless to say, it's funny when you hate the person

Yeah... I find cruel jokes funny don't I?

 

[zrky]

My friend decided he would celebrate the Gunpowder Treason on the 5th of November in 9th grade. He wore a V for Vendetta mask (masks aren't allowed in our school) and wore it all day, under the excuse that it was for religious reasons. His dad even wrote and signed a paper stating it was "religious," so even the security guards had to let him wear the mask as much as they hated allowing it. It was pretty funny at the time.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

On the last day before christmas break, a kid said to my advisory teacher "You can eat my **** for christmas." Then in April the same teacher was bragging about how he ran 3 miles, so the kid said "I bet he ran to Pizza Hut!"

 

[#HBC | Acrostic]

During Halloween a kid came in on a bicycle wearing a red shirt and red shorts. He had tampons taped all over his body. When I asked him what he was for Halloween he answered, "The Menstrual Cycle." He then proceeded to bike around school which was not allowed and the school guards chased him around the building. He was caught outside in the parking lot and forced to change his clothes.

 

[Teran]

My Headmaster allegedly had an affair with one of the history teachers and she got fired.

On the 6th form Leaver's Ball (what you'll call prom *shudder), one of the teachers made out with one of the female students and took her number.

Headmaster gave one dirty look at that.

Was so disgraceful yet hilarious.

 

[SuperBowser]

I came late to biology test (I'm always late). Our school was having mice problems at the time, which I was not aware of. When I open my bag there's a mouse inside, I close it again. Everybody is in silence doing their test so I don't know what to do. I calmly put my hand up and wait for the teacher to notice me.

''Mr Bean, there's a mouse in my bag.''

Every girl in the class started screaming and jumped on the tables. Some of the guys did too. My eardrums were ringing for the rest of the day.

 

[Yonder]

Your teachers name was mr bean? That's pretty awesome....

Anyways, our schools grad pranks are good fun (except the streakers >_<)

 

[Ryu Shimazu]

4th Grade - Accidently went into the girls bathroom.
6th Grade - Wore my pants backwards
8th Grade - Passed out in Science class
11th Grade - Cut all my hair off and looked like Shirly Temple (I have longggggg hair for a guy)
12th Grade - Drew ****'s (lol rocketships) in library books, and it textbooks everywhere.


Go me.

 

[RATED]

wow there's a lot LOL!

one of my best friends was about to sit and he was bragging about some lunchables or something like that so I took the lunchables when he went to get some water, I put the lunchables in his chair when he sat he had all that stuff stuck to his pants! LOL! that was in 4th grade.

in 6th grade we were throwing stuff at each other and the teacher was getting mad, keep telling us to stop, we didnt so she got so mad that she collapsed in front of the like 35 to 38 students, the ambulance went to the school she was taken to the hospital and we had a new teacher the next week LOL!

in 8th grade my teacher asked me and some guys at the classroom " do you care about your teacher?" I said " no, I am here to take the class because I live really near of the school so that if I skip the class my mom would know" the guys laughed so much and the teacher told me" I wait for you at 3 o clock" and LOL when I got there... my mom was there with her.

in 10th grade, my accounting teacher while we were doing a test she started to scream with no reason! she started to say " shut up, shut up!" screaming so hard and obviously no one was talking since it was a test until I exploded and couldnt stop laughing that teacher was too funny LOL!


also LOL my 7th grade teacher ALMOST died in front of us the day that the twin towers collapsed.

 

[Fire!]

We talked about who people would go gay for, with the teacher joining the conversation.

 

[July]

During spirit week my senior year in high school a group of people in my grade dressed up as pokemon and would "fight" each other (fake slapping, thumb-wrestling, telling "your momma" jokes back and forth) in the hallway between classes. This group of people was actually our class board and they almost got prom to be pokemon themed, but unfortunately the principal refused to let them go through with that idea.

 

[Pluvia]

My friend decided he would celebrate the Gunpowder Treason on the 5th of November in 9th grade. He wore a V for Vendetta mask (masks aren't allowed in our school) and wore it all day, under the excuse that it was for religious reasons. His dad even wrote and signed a paper stating it was "religious," so even the security guards had to let him wear the mask as much as they hated allowing it. It was pretty funny at the time.

You do know that's basically the UK's version of July 4th. Celebrated pretty much the same way.

Also it's not a religious holiday. They should've just taken his mask off and laughed at him.

 

[WiyamMang]

There was a gorgeous Asian girl who I saw every day in the lounge. Incredibly exotic dresses every day and often with chopsticks in her hair, which is tied up nicely. Everyday, she'd bring a box of food. Guess what utensils she uses.

A fork? A spoon? A spork?

Nope.

She uses the chopsticks in her hair.

First time I saw it, I had to glance two or three times to register it in my head if she actually pulled out the chopsticks in her hair to eat. Hell, I'd even find other guys noticing her and suddenly their facial expression contorts when they see her pull the chopsticks out of her hair.

And after she's done eating, she ties it up again and goes on her merry way.

 

[Chucklez]

I found out my history teacher was a racist. We were watching a rap video in class (which probably wasn't the best idea) and he said,

"Turn that crap off. I know what your looking at is bad because I see black people in there."

 

[Chucklez]

Double post please remove.

 

[Rychu]

I fell UP a flight of stairs
One time we had this incredibly hot substitute in Algebra, and it was an all guy class, so...use your imagination. let me just say, a kid got suspendedXD

 

[Sraigux]

Back in 9th grade I switched all the homework in the homework folders with dictionaries. Half way through the class dictionaries started falling from the walls and the teacher had no idea what was happening.

Also earlier in the year the same teacher was going to phone the office on my friend and he pulled the phone plug out of the wall and she just gave up.

 

[StealthyGunnar]

My Headmaster allegedly had an affair with one of the history teachers and she got fired.

On the 6th form Leaver's Ball (what you'll call prom *shudder), one of the teachers made out with one of the female students and took her number.

Headmaster gave one dirty look at that.

Was so disgraceful yet hilarious.

Was the teacher male or female?

Anyways, 7th grade: farted in class and everyone laughed. 9th grade, a kid in my class punched and dented a locker because some girl was 'makin fun of his style' and had to put a huge bandage like thing on his arm.

 

[StealthyGunnar]

EDIT: sorry for double post, smashboards bad gateway crap,

Another story, kid cries and cusses at teacher in 9th grade because he lost a wrestling match in PE.

 

[Teran]

Was the teacher male or female?

Anyways, 7th grade: farted in class and everyone laughed. 9th grade, a kid in my class punched and dented a locker because some girl was 'makin fun of his style' and had to put a huge bandage like thing on his arm.

The teacher that got fired was female.

I thought that'd be pretty obvious but I guess not in today's world.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Last year in my biology class there was this Russian kid so we just made fun of Russian people and Russia in general for pretty much the whole year.

 

[Teran]

Ripping each other because of heritage or religious beliefs is pretty much standard fare.

I remember when I made a joke about Muhammad though all the muslims in the year tried assaulting me at every opportunity.

Attacking me on the stairs one on one isn't a good idea.

 

[Chucklez]

Another funny story was when my school thought it was a good idea to teach us myths and fairytales. I was outraged that they taught it like it meant something....like people actually believed it.

What the heck is a "Women's Rights"?

 

[mzink*]

Wow some of these stories are hilarious!

I don't have anything great but a few are

1) The students from a neighboring school came onto our grounds and started pelting all of us with fruit while we were changing classes (our hallways are all outdoors). There was fruit EVERYWHERE.

2) Some clown drew a giant **** that stretched across an entire wall, and the school decided to call EVERYBODY into assembly to yell at us for a couple hours.

3) Ok this one is just kind of fail rather than haha. Ok so the narcotic dogs were doing a sweep of our school as usual. At that time I was actually working for my uncle who trained narcotic dogs and we use the proper scent to train them of course, and I had been handling it earlier that day just before I went to school. So naturally the dogs hit on me immediately as I probably smelled pretty strongly of it, but the police were barely paying attention to them. They just grabbed their leash and dragged them off to sniff the next bags. I was like wow.

 

[tko112]

last day of school, 10th grade,

evry1 in my science class finished our finals so we had nothing 2 do, so we basically made 2 girls in our class make out w/ each other while da teacher wuz playin cards w/ a few of his students, and 1 of my friends decided 2 videotape da whole thing,

P.S: i dont remember da link 2 da vid as it wuz a long time ago

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

Well, since we had a graduating class of 20 (21. we didnt count one kid. he bugged us) in my gradeschool, we grew close/bitter towards each other by junior high. This made for a lot of random craziness.
Like the time we locked our gym teacher out of the building in 7th grade. One kid hid in a trashcan where we stored gym equipment. He popped out just as we were going inside, and another kid locked the teacher out. I got to have a nice walk around the building to the front door.

 

[Super Cola]

in the six grade a while back my class was getting up and we were doing some kind of trade thing and theres this kid whos like a mexican cholo and i panteds him and took of running and he thought it was some other black chick and i started to laugh then the teacher started to laugh but then he found out it was me and he said he would get me back but he still hasnt and were in 9th

 

[evileric]

in the six grade a while back my class was getting up and we were doing some kind of trade thing and theres this kid whos like a mexican cholo and i panteds him and took of running and he thought it was some other black chick and i started to laugh then the teacher started to laugh but then he found out it was me and he said he would get me back but he still hasnt and were in 9th

cannot help laughing for your story

 

[Martian]

One day we were coming back from a museum and walking to the buses which were a couple hundred feet away. I saw one of the kids running ahead (his name is Tim) and so I ran to catch up. We were all yelling at him to stop because we were going to get into trouble and he looked back and was laughing. He kept going and looked at us again and when he turned around he ran head on into the rear view mirror of the bus, cracking it.

He had detention for a couple days for that and ever since we still call him the cracker.

 

[Darkslash]

In grade 6, I asked my teacher why she didn't have a baby. Funny enough the next year, she went on Maternity leave. My friend still bugs me about this.

Another one is that I used to be obsessed with the Titanic disaster, and sang "My heart will go on". A friend of mine brought up the song, and my classmates from elementary begged me to sing it again.

I said no, due to the fact I can't sing as good as I used to sing.

 

[Chico113]

One day in math. our fat teacher was bending over telling a student how to solve the problem. apparently he farted and his ass was in another students face. they made fun of him still today.