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Definition of your name?

Jimmyfosho

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Being sarcastic and pointing out the obvious.
well since i was bored i looked up my name on http://www.urbandictionary.com and got (real name is james btw)

Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.

so i thought it would be interesting to see the definition of other peoples names on SWF soo.. post away

if theres already a thread like this you can delete this one lol
 

sammy p

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oh my GOD!!!!
i typed in sam, and the first thing to pop up was(what the H*** kind of site is this??):

Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
"I bet your not Sam...like me"

i typed in SAMUEL, and got something completely different:
A dashingly handsome guy, with a sweet and caring heart. He can be very introspective, and is a bit predisposed to pessimism, but he cares about his friends and family and would never do anything to hurt them. He is brave. Not afraid to take risks, and does on a regular basis. He would take a bullet for his family or friends in a heartbeat. He has a great sense of humor and is loved by all.
 

DTK.L

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I typed in DTK and the whole website said



Am i doing this wrong?? :(
 
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Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
I pretty much may aswell quote this since my name is also James, kinda stole my excitement away from me :(
 

Dru2

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DruetheDruid
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Name: Drue

This is what i got.
The awesomest, funniest person in the world. Prone to spaz attacks and frequent use of the phrase "monkey's bum". Can also beat the living crap out of anyone :)

...monkey's bum?
 

Pikaville

Pikaville returns 10 years later.
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Aidan , maddest **** ever. all *****es . blow him ,
"oooh Aidan we love you , let us make love to you with our mouths :D"

This simply fantastic.

I like to think I'm pretty much page one rolled into one. :laugh:
 

MLEsis

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I LOVE THIS!!! my name is emily...

The hottest girl alive. usually gives people boners and she is a nice and loyal friend.

ex that were provided:

Guy 1:Duuude i ****ed Brittney last night!

Me: Oh yeah i talked with emily for 5 hours last night.

Guy 1: Dude i am so jealous.

bronwyn: emily, i need you on me now
emily: bronwyn, i want you heaps bad too
bronwyn: get on me
emily: i'm already on you :)

LMFAO!!!! and it's actually fun to read everyone elses name defs too, GJ jimmyfosho!
 

Pi

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while the first one is TRUE, and COOL

1. Jason

the only name that can be spelled through 5 months of the year.
J - July
A - August
S- September
O - October
N - November

"Jason is a very unique name"

i think i'll take the second one

2. Jason

1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person
3. Something you would/should name your *****
1. He Jason'd himself all his life.
2. "Oh, that person? He's just Jason"-- "But what is that Jason's name?"
3. I named my **** Jason, and same with my testes!
 

DTP

L o s t - in reality~
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Darren

1.Derivative of the ancient battle-god, Darrenethis, who brought the thunder upon all who opposed him. He was also known as a great Sex God
2. Name for those of pure awesome and Epic quantities
3. A true gentleman and charismatic
4. Funny as hell
xD

Darren

A very funny person that tells crazy jokes. He has a strong relationship with his love one (girlfriend) and willing to do anything for her. He is also known for his excellent sex performence and unforgiveable sex moments.


That boy has a real darren to his girlfriend.
hahaha xD

Darren

A good looking, intelligent, straight individual who is known for partying hard and getting all the ladies. His sexual escapades are legendary as is the size of his gigantic member. When he isn't womanizing, he can be seen hustling and performing the PacMan Jones raindance, in which he gets a stack of $100 bills and throws them in the air while the ladies dance around him/them. Only when he is out of money, may they pick it up.


****nn, that guy is one bad *** mother****er, his name must be Darren!
LOL xD



EDIT:


Darren

A masculine name given name meaning "great."

A guy who:
is a leader or alpha male
is cute and funny
is creative and passionate
is dedicated to his lover
will give you the best sex of your life

Darren always has something new in mind for us, I've never done it upside down before.
lololol missed this one. This is all on the same page btw.
 

M.K

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Kenny

A great guy. Very capable of being a bestfriend. Easy to fall in love with. Super nice, defends girls when needed. Can talk to him for hours on end.


:)
 

NinjaFoxX

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omg...i hate this place yet i <3 it

Edward:
Someone (usually a guy) that is so utterly fantastic and so close to perfection, inside and out, that he can be compared to no one else besides the fabulous Edward Cullen from Twilight.

Look at that boy, he's so Edward! Get a look at those cheekbones, and those eyes!

>.<


A name, not relating to the book "twilight". Most Edwards are ashamed to be associated with such an embarrassment of a book (AND I AM) Every time a girl meets an edward, some instinct in their deranged little fan-girl heads causes them to blurt out "OMG EDWARD LYKE EDWARD CULLEN OMGOMGOMGOMG<3333333333 ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?!"
**** twilight. **** edward cullen. way to ruin a name, stephanie meyers.

...

A male English given name meaning "blessed guard". Contracted forms include: Ed, Edd, Eddie, Eddy, Ned, Neddie, Neddy, Ted, Teddy and Teddie.

Notably the given name of the character Edward Cullen in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series of books.
Hey, have you met Edward yet?

OMG! You mean Edward from Twilight? He's here?!

...No, Ed from our new biology class.

o.0

Can mean: wonderful, funny, witty, loving, sweet, kind, caring, crazy, ambitious, creative, moody, forgiving, warm-hearted, sweet, whimsical, and charming.

not to be linked to Edward Cullen, the vampire.
"See that boy, he can be an Edward sometimes!"

"awwww!"

hm...

A character for the mass mess TWILIGHT. A 108 year old virgin, supposedly a vampire, who sparkles in the sunlight, loves a bland character due to their smell and has no personality. He is most noted for his stalking of said female.
Edward: Say it. Out loud.
Bella: Vampire.

AND THE FANS GO NUTS
+FAIL+

indeed...

Edward is an English name that means "wealth protector". Edward is a kind, gentle, selfless, loving person. He is very passionate, an amazing lover, a steadfast companion, with a remarkable sense of humor. Edward is very loyal, down to earth, protective, and loves with all of his heart. He is the love of my life..........

Edward, Ed, Eddie, Teddie
You haven't been loved, until you've been loved by Edward!!

i kinda like that one....

The main character from full metal alchemist.
Look its edward elric!!!

xD

An Amazing Person that is fun to talk to and gives enjoyable conversation, a great boyfriend and a fun person to hang out with. talk to for hours on end without getting bored. Also very talented at music.
"Omg, Is that Edward?!" "Edward Cullen?" "No, Edward Norton!"
"I just saw Edward Norton's Band, 'Vampire Weekend'."

@_@


noun (1). _a person place or thing_ : Name, meaning 'Guard' in english

adjective / adverb (1). Used to describe a walking disco ball

-Relation-

Name used in the pile of readable feces known as 'Twilight' noun (1) : My, Your, He/She/Its Name is Edward

adj (1) : Look, that (usually male) person is such and Edward

started out good...but....

Edward is one of the coolest guy's you will ever meet. He is nice, kind, caring, sweet, loving, and cute. If you ever Meet him be prepared though because he is a dorkish nerd and acts a bit wierd at times but only because he is so sure of his sexuallity he dosnt need care if people think he is gay, but its ok because he is good enough to get any girl, but is often to shy to ask them out.
Person 1: Hey have you met Edward?
Person 2: No i havnt he seems like a ***...
P1: Well he is not he just act's a bit wierd...

Rich: Hey Edward did you know that she likes you?
Edward: Yeah im just to shy to ask her out...
Rich: Go for it bro!

now this one's legit...^

A character from Twilight. And ,no, he wasn't bitten by Carlisle. He was first a young boy named Cedric Diggory who wandered off like a stupid boy around a graveyard and got shot by Lord Voldy. What you people didn't realize was that Michael Jackson found him and bit him. He then sent 'edward' to the little family he created(which no one knows of) and brainwashed him into thinking that Carlisle brought him back to 'life'. Cedric changed his name to Edward Cullen and then he met Bella. Cho wasn't too happy about that (and if you guys were paying attention, you would've seen Cho in the back of Bella in every scene with a knife-also the reason why 'edwards' eyes are so big all the time. So there you have it people! THE TRUE 'EDWARD' :)
Cedric: I realize I never really thanked you properly for tipping me off about those dragons.

Harry: Forget about it. I'm sure you would've done the same for me.

Cedric: Exactly. You know the Prefects' bathroom on the fifth floor?...


Edward: I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I’d never existed.

...

Edward is most DEFIANTLY a dude that GLOWS from effing SUNLIGHT. and he's like, 200 years old, and yet 17. He has FANGS, merther frugger. And hes a veggie, yo! He won't suck yo blood right out of you skinny taylor-swift-listening neck! BUT ITS SO EPICALLY HARD NOT TO RESIST YOU BELLA! And guess what?! HE CAN FREAKING STOP A TRUCK, YES A TRUCK, WITH HIS THOUGHTS. BAM. LIKE, BAD TO THE MOTHER EFFING ****. And he can run supa koopa fast, AND CLIMB TREES LIKE A MONKEY. HE HAS A VAMPIRE TAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE! AND HES GONNA MAKE AN EVIL BABY THAN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SHANAYNAY NAME IS, ITS EVIL, AND ITS LIKE WHAT, FORM ALIEN VS. PREDATOR?!

who Edward REALLY is is the aveerage joe, but not Joe, because Joe's the guy right over there. you have the wrong definition if so.
typically a middle name, and defiantly not any of that crazy crack head stuff up above. their cool. musically talented.
Bella: Edward, your my one and only, you have a freaking vampire tan, and yet you glow! lets make evil alien babies with weird crazy cracker names together!
Edward: Pssssh who you talking to, I'm like the average Joe
Joe: HEY GUYS

im gonna stop there....this is why UD is evil...
 

ru5514n

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Alex (the shortened-down version of my name)

Def. 1: Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

Def. 2: A universally well-recognized unisexual name.

Often derived used as a shortened name for names like (but not limited to): Alexandra, Alexander, Alexandria, Alexa, Alexandra the Queen, Alexander the Great, AlexAlexAlex.

Def. 3: A common name for both males and females coming from Alexander and Alexandra.
Male- lazy, stubborn, passionate, party animal, very loving and affectionate.

I like Definition 1 best.

Also, don't the adjectives lazy and passionate contradict each other?
 

Jonkku

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Definition 1 said:
A beautiful soul. The nicest person you'll ever meet. Everybody loves him. He is so wise. Usually has everyone coming to him for advice and yet hardly anyone will listen to his troubles. Always knows the right thing to say but also wishes there was someone who knew how to treat him. Because of this he is easy to love and yet he is cautious about where he shows his affections.
:|
Well, I can relate to atleast one thing mentioned in that.

Definition 2 said:
If you come across something that is amazing, witty, intelligent, hilarious, and awesome... Then you've found a Mikael. It's a very rare type of human who loves life and any thing awkward. You can use the word to define people, places and things.
Meh.. I don't like what urban dictionary says about my name as much as what it really means. (It's God-like)

Besides, they even got its pronunciation wrong.


Edit: Hehehe mc-killa, that's just bad.. But to me, the name 'Edward' will always make me think of Ed Elric. The day I think of Twilight before FMA will not happen until by some unfortunate miracle sparkling vampires become real.
 

SyOn

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Joakim said:
1 a swedish name for male.
2 a boy who is nothing but nice and lovely.not all girls like joakim,cuz sometimes he seems to spend more time with computer instead of girls.but the real joakim is caring,humble,and incredibly smart.sweet boy in all!
Joakim said:
a police man that dont like donuts, so he must be gay
what the hell
 
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Urban Dictionary is a crappy site.

So I'm going to give the REAL definition of my name first:

Morgan, also originally spelt as Maergan in Welsh roots.
'Maer' means Great Chief, 'gan' supposedly means 'of the Sea'.

However, when it's combined, the name means "Protector of the Sea" or "Bringer of the Sea".

Now, the Urban Dictionary answers are mostly of girls, because Morgan is somehow more of a girls name in hurr durr America.
Going to the one of few definitions that don't imply a bloody girl name:
"A 'Morgan' is a person of awesome character, charm and wit. A person who is exciting, sexy, alluring and whimsically comical.

Morgan is perfect and frustratingly captivating."
 

Mota

"The snake, knowing itself, strikes swiftly"
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Tony

"Someone who is very attractive, a real go getter. Always has many friends that are girls. Very funny, and most commonly is a hot Italian with a huge *****."

'This is a noun used to describe a man with certain characteristics. These include mental and physical strength, the overwhelming desire to do the best he can in everything he does, including giving pleasure to his sexual partner, an over-sized ***** and testicles, the ability to drink massive quantities of beer, and the total lack of fear in most situations."

LOL all seem to include Cool with large shlong.
 

Moozle

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lol, mine is so true.

"The most AMAZING person alive.
Brandon makes me feel special."

Edit: This too ^^

"A godly man that carries himself with pride and dignity and loves only one woman. His sexual prowis is legendary and craved by women near and far but experienced by very few.
That guy is such a Brandon!!"
 

Lurker guy

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Apparently i'm "A hunky sex of a man"

Also
"A term used in the EOD field to describe a ****ing awesome event where things spontaneously explode from being overwhelmed with all that is bad-***."

I like my name.
 

Grandeza

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oh my GOD!!!!
i typed in sam, and the first thing to pop up was(what the H*** kind of site is this??):

Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
"I bet your not Sam...like me"

i typed in SAMUEL, and got something completely different:
A dashingly handsome guy, with a sweet and caring heart. He can be very introspective, and is a bit predisposed to pessimism, but he cares about his friends and family and would never do anything to hurt them. He is brave. Not afraid to take risks, and does on a regular basis. He would take a bullet for his family or friends in a heartbeat. He has a great sense of humor and is loved by all.
well he posted it first but that's my name as well :p
 

Mr.Freeman

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Joseph apparently means I'm an extremely awesome guy who can do whatever whenever he feels like it and is an unstoppable killing machine.

I find this hilariously ironic.
 

StinkomanFan

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Jackson-Refers to the son of Jack....Even though my father's name is Jeff...
Jon-Refers to my now deceased Grandfather who fought in WW2
Duff-This is the tricky one to figure out, its an Irish slang for butt as well as a surname that means dark or black in reference to personality or temper. A reliable source once told me however that its Slovackian for rooster. So I have no clue what it could refer too....
 

Lurker guy

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Jackson-Refers to the son of Jack....Even though my father's name is Jeff...
Jon-Refers to my now deceased Grandfather who fought in WW2
Duff-This is the tricky one to figure out, its an Irish slang for butt as well as a surname that means dark or black in reference to personality or temper. A reliable source once told me however that its Slovackian for rooster. So I have no clue what it could refer too....
Might want to get it changed to Jeffson.
 

Jonas

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Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name.
He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.
Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.


That sounds about right hahaha

and also

Another word for homo
Dude...why are you being such a Jonas? Take off the vest and tight pants and learn to actually play guitar.

Wtf? >:O

UD is the most inconsistent dictionary ever.
 

¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯

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1. Matt

Ancient Greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is believed that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

2.

An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.


Very nice.
 

mzink*

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1. Meghan

That girl you see with all the guys around her. Definately a head turner. Probably known as the "hottie" of the school. Guys lover her, girls envey her.


Naiz.

Not that fond of my name though cuz the other Meghan or Megans I've met were both really annoying people so whenever I think of Meghan I think god I want to throttle that chick.

One was just a ***** and the other stalked me and said creepy things to me when I was in high school and asked me to marry her in front of the whole senior class. Weirdo.

So yea, pleasant thoughts do not come to mind when I think of my name.
 

ss118

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Branden got me:
Anyone born with the name Branden is clearly considered the alpha male of all males. Women drool over the presence of a Branden, and will try desperately to get into a Branden's pants. They are shaped perfectly, tone, have beautiful hair, amazing eyes, perfect skin. A Branden is always pleasurable in bed and know's sex by perfection. Any Branden is instantly adapted to liquor and can handle mass amounts in a short amount of time without getting sick, they are an alcohol champ. A Branden is extremely experienced in the arts of combat and be very dangerous when irritated, keep caution when a Branden gets angry unless you're an attractive female... then be happy. Branden's are usually very romantic but balance it out with a very strong sexual side, the scent of a Branden will make a female love. Branden's always have very big urethra's, and are able to pleasure women with ease. Everyone will eventually have a love for a Branden. A Branden will eventually rule the planet Earth.

I like my name 10x more now
 

pitskeyblade

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OoooooKay.... um, here's what my name (Tara) means..... o_O
1.Drop dead gorgeous. Used to describe the most amazing person you know. Legendary.

2. a girl who posses these qualities:
beauty
humor
originality
shyness
culinary skills
loves animals
and who is a lovable dork.
a 'tara' is somebody you wanna meet.

3. a girl with severve drug abuse problems, but strength, and insight, a girl you've probally let go of, and now regret it, or flat out dont know what you lost. Yet.

4. Without going into a huge definition tara is the definition of the one woman that will ever exist that is the self deffinition of sexyness, perfection, amazingness, smarts, and extraordinary talent.

.......................................alrighty then. o_O
 

soju

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Christian-
"A person who believes that Christ is their Savior. A person who believes that Jesus of Israel was/is the Son of God and was everything He claimed to be."

Should have seen it coming XD

Soju-
"A soldier's best friend in Korea, especially when they are on lockdown and can't go off post to get drunk in the club"

Lol it's sorta true =3
 
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