D.B.R. Presents: GENESIS! RESULTS-Melee: Mango. Brawl: To Be Decided

[Gimpyfish62]

i'm gonna win because i still play consistently oh wait T-T

 

[soap]

whats the alpha zealot challenge?

im guessing play one handed m2k while u have 2

AZ is really good at one handed melee along with chu. i didnt know m2k can do it too

 

[Smooth Criminal]

im guessing play one handed m2k while u have 2

AZ is really good at one handed melee along with chu. i didnt know m2k can do it too

Bingo.

And I'm not really sure at how good M2K is at playing one-handed. >_>

Smooth Criminal

 

[Greene Archer]

Watch the match from across the room
drop my controller while the joysticks boom
take a seat and skip the tags
no need here for those tournyfags
make our way through the counters and bans
the pick is yours and I'm from Japan
move in close as the lasers fly
our shines collide and the watchers cry
leave this stage, go back to mine
our moves first touch outside the line
a whole set what we've just got done
whisper in my ear that you want some fun
and I

**** IN MY PANTS

If this isn't copypasta I'm impressed.

 

[b-rex]

you guys HAVE to HAVE A SMASH 64 TOURNAMENT THERE!

NO EXCEPTIONS!!

that would be rediculous if you didn't

 

[MattDotZeb]

If this isn't copypasta I'm impressed.

It's not. :D

10OP

 

[sidefx]

you guys HAVE to HAVE A SMASH 64 TOURNAMENT THERE!

NO EXCEPTIONS!!

that would be rediculous if you didn't

you know what ridiculous? expecting 400-500 people to this tournament for 2 events that need to get done in 2 and a half days.

we have no plans at this time of including a 64 tournament. even for fun "on the side" cause its still a tournament, which means logistics are involved, as well as time and energy. We would love to cater to everyone for this tournament, but there is no way we can squeeze that into our schedule. Melee and Brawl take more priority over a 64 tourny. Also, i wouldnt want to put my name on a half ***** run tourny, no matter what game its for, so unless itll be planned out and polished as far as prizes, prereg and all that stuff goes, it probably wont happen.


but we are 6 months away, so dont take this as a final answer. you never know.. once we finalize everything 100% and have nothing else to do other than to sit back and wait, and then we figure that we have time to include it.. then we probably will.. if we can do it.

 

[Bakasquad5]

What did the smash bus ever do to you lmao.

You care way too much about something you don't want anything to do with.

Sort of weird...it's like this is Happy Gilmore.....the Smash Bus is Happy Gilmore, and you're that dude who keeps coming out of no where and saying "YOU SUCK, JACK@SS!".....whenever he goes to put.

You make absolutely no sense to me and you are, in my mind, the destroyer of everything fun and wonderful D:

i'd siggy that if i wasn't, A.) too lazy and B.) didn't love my current sig so much already

Iwan you win, you are over 9000, you are every internet meme that means good things lol

edit: i <3 MattDotZeb for his jizzed rant.. too grood

 

[MattDotZeb]

haha I didn't even see Iwans post till you quoted it.
That's hilarious

 

[turtlecake]

like i said b4 pm me if you want that mj

 

[sidefx]

also like i said before, please stop posting about it in this thread.

 

[Flamingo]

Unfortunately I live on the opposite side of the USA... Meh. My Sheik would SO own you guysss...

 

[festizzio]

Unfortunately I live on the opposite side of the USA... Meh. My Sheik would SO own you guysss...

if this isn't a john i dont know what is

 

[The GERM]

A long time ago, we were thinking of adding a slogan to the tournament name.
Lol, what do you guys think of:

GENESIS: "Let there be ****"

to go along with the bible theme, yet is horribly ironic due to the subject of ****? yes? We're not adding it regardless, It just came back to me...

 

[fsdfsdgsgdf]

GENESIS: "SEGA!"


good times

 

[FrozenFire13]

Watch the match from across the room
drop my controller while the joysticks boom
take a seat and skip the tags
no need here for those tournyfags
make our way through the counters and bans
the pick is yours and I'm from Japan
move in close as the lasers fly
our shines collide and the watchers cry
leave this stage, go back to mine
our moves first touch outside the line
a whole set what we've just got done
whisper in my ear that you want some fun
and I

**** IN MY PANTS

ABSOLUTE WIN. Somebody HAS to make a spoof and put it on youtube. Like Melee powerthirst? Fantastic lolz.

 

[Chris is me]

It's moderately funny, but not _that_ exciting...

Unless it exists in spoof video forum.

Anyways, what's the best way to get from Wisconsin to Antioch other than a 3 day drive?

 

[Excel_Zero]

Does someone know which exact ruleset are they going to use on Brawl in this tournament?

 

[wisl]

let there be ****
it's so true

 

[Dark Hart]

Unfortunately I live on the opposite side of the USA... Meh. My Sheik would SO own you guysss...

haha, no johns Flamingo, I'm trying to go to this.

And no one cares about what you would do to people until you actually play them. Talking **** on the boards means nothing unless you represent yourself, or have represented yourself before in the past. And... you really haven't done shit, so stop talking it.

A long time ago, we were thinking of adding a slogan to the tournament name.
Lol, what do you guys think of:

GENESIS: "Let there be ****"

to go along with the bible theme, yet is horribly ironic due to the subject of ****? yes? We're not adding it regardless, It just came back to me...

add it anyways =3

 

[sidefx]

Does someone know which exact ruleset are they going to use on Brawl in this tournament?

details concerning rule sets as well as everything else you can imagine will be up within this week.

 

[Kashakunaki]

i'd siggy that if i wasn't, A.) too lazy and B.) didn't love my current sig so much already

Iwan you win, you are over 9000, you are every internet meme that means good things lol

edit: i <3 MattDotZeb for his jizzed rant.. too grood

Do any internet memes mean good things? Really, think about it.

 

[TerenceLau]

is it okay for me to have a breakdown of smashers that are interested? any out of US players?

 

[malva00]

I heard half a dozen russians might be coming

 

[Hot_ArmS]

the british are coming the british are coming!!

 

[malva00]

I wonder if there has ever been a world war 2 crew battle. axis vs allies

 

[sidefx]

is it okay for me to have a breakdown of smashers that are interested? any out of US players?

we dont know exactly who will be attending, were just going of responses from this thread. so far we have interest in a lot of countries from europe, austrailia, russia, around the whole us, canada, south america, pr, and a bunch of other places..

once we get pre registration live, (later this week) we will have a definate list of people who are 100% confirmed in coming to this.

 

[turtlecake]

russia

I can't actually believe there are smashers in Russia.

<_<;;

 

[SpaceFalcon]

i'm gonna win because i still play consistently oh wait T-T

Gimpy no offense but you john so hard all the time it's really sad, the whole world isn't waiting for you to be amazing with bowser.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Gimpy no offense but you john so hard all the time it's really sad, the whole world isn't waiting for you to be amazing with bowser.

GOD

DAYUM.

>_> Canada needs to come in here and start smack talking the rest of us Americans. Hype will be off the charts.

Smooth Criminal

 

[Vyse]

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends. And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Smasher dream.

Spoiler

And that is to have my copy of Melee signed by Bob$ and Mr Malva.

 

[memphischains]

oh i want isai to sign my ***

 

[hungrybox]

i might actually do brawl

 

[turtlecake]

Gimpy no offense but you john so hard all the time it's really sad, the whole world isn't waiting for you to be amazing with bowser.

Don't you guys have like 5 good players in total?

 

[Magitek_Knight]

Watch the match from across the room
drop my controller while the joysticks boom
take a seat and skip the tags
no need here for those tournyfags
make our way through the counters and bans
the pick is yours and I'm from Japan
move in close as the lasers fly
our shines collide and the watchers cry
leave this stage, go back to mine
our moves first touch outside the line
a whole set what we've just got done
whisper in my ear that you want some fun
and I

**** IN MY PANTS

hahahhahahahahaha EPIC that was wonderful. i wish i could see that sung and performed

 

[Metà]

Don't you guys have like 5 good players in total?

And how many good players does your province have?

2?

lol

 

[Corigames]

Mine has 1.

That's pathetic.

 

[Bob Money]

I heard..

THE MAN

was coming. A magical TG6 throw up bucket(Matt Deezies carpet) will be there to accomadate the East Coasters.

 

[Smooth Criminal]

I heard..

THE MAN

was coming. A magical TG6 throw up bucket(Matt Deezies carpet) will be there to accomadate the East Coasters.

I don't know why, but I rofl'ed.

Smooth Criminal

 

[sidefx]

hi bobby


tell me i cant fly