Corrupt a Smash Wish

[Wario Wario Wario]

Granted, there's no crossover element, you just play each level as its' respective series' fighter.

I wish we'd get a non-sexualised female newcomer.

 

[snowgolem]

Granted. Every female newcomer for the rest of the pass is going to be a child. And not just a child version of female characters, just characters that are are children in their games.

I wish the Smash community wasn’t so toxic

 

[Perkilator]

Granted. Every female newcomer for the rest of the pass is going to be a child. And not just a child version of female characters, just characters that are are children in their games.

I wish the Smash community wasn’t so toxic

Granted, but the games are always 100% and there are sequels despite that.

I wish Caeda was the 7th FE Fighter.

 

[LAA9000]

Granted, she has her Feather Sword from Heroes that gives her effectiveness against more than 50% of the roster and lets her counterattack before half the roster can attack. Or at least an equivalent of it.

I wish my teachers weren't giving me homework over school break.

 

[Perkilator]

Granted, she has her Feather Sword from Heroes that gives her effectiveness against more than 50% of the roster and lets her counterattack before half the roster can attack. Or at least an equivalent of it.

I wish my teachers weren't giving me homework over school break.

Granted, but now you have to work every day.

I wish Classic Mode’s difficultly progression was based on more than just how quickly you win and how much damage you’ve taken.

 

[snowgolem]

Granted, but now you have to work every day.

I wish Classic Mode’s difficultly progression was based on more than just how quickly you win and how much damage you’ve taken.

Granted. Now it’s based on how quickly you win, damage, and your gsp of that character.

I wish that the guy working at my GameStop was able to find a Pichu amiibo somewhere in the back

 

[Perkilator]

Granted. Now it’s based on how quickly you win, damage, and your gsp of that character.

I wish that the guy working at my GameStop was able to find a Pichu amiibo somewhere in the back

Granted, but it’s missing ears.

I wish Curien Mansion was an independent stage, and it went like this:

Spoiler: Stage: Curien Mansion

Game of Origin: The House of the Dead (1996)

Description: A mansion belonging to scientist Roy Curien. The scientist has gone mad and unleashed his horrible experimental monsters (mainly zombies) onto his own employees! And now, they lurch onto the battlefield, hungry for the first living thing that enters their sights…

Layout: The fight takes place outside the doors leading into the mansion. The main platform is the bottom of the stairs that lead to the main door, with two long sets of stairs on either side. These stairs are suspended over a moat that can be swam in.

Gimmicks and Hazards: Each of the suspended stairs have at least one zombie on them (sometimes two). When a zombie grabs a fighter, it bites them (10%) and tosses them aside (OK knockback). These zombies can be attacked, but they can only be knocked out.

In addition, one of HOTD1’s first three bosses (Chariot, Hangedman and Hermit) will jump to the center platform. Only one appears per match on this stage, and being stage bosses, the one that appears can be K.O.’d.

-Chariot: Slowly walks around on the center platform and swings his axe (20%, medium knockback); his weak point is his body, which can be revealed by attacking the open armor spot near his right shoulder.
-Hangedman: Sends an army of bats after the fighters (4% per bat, small knockback); he also sometimes grabs a fighter and drowns them if they don’t break free, instantly K.O.-ing them by chucking them into the moat. His weak point is his body.
-Hermit: Spins a web around the stage that can immobilize fighters, and attacks any fighters on the central platform with its claws (13%, OK knockback); its weak point is its head.

Music:
-Main Theme - The House of the Dead
-Chapter 1: Tragedy~AMS Agent (The House of the Dead; New Remix)
-AMS Agent (The House of the Dead; The House of the Dead 2 Ver.)
-Chapter 2 and 3: Revenge/Truth (The House of the Dead; New Remix)
-Chapter 4: The House of the Dead (The House of the Dead; original)
-Theme of Magician (The House of the Dead; New Remix)
-Boss Battle (The House of the Dead 2)
-First Chapter: A Prelude (The House of the Dead 2; original)
-Dawn~Remix of Year Seventh (The House of the Dead 4)
-Final Chapter: Original Sin (The House of the Dead 2; New Remix)
-Theme of the Emperor (The House of the Dead 2; original)
-Prelude of Impatience~Chapter 0 (House of the Dead 3; original)
-Infiltration~Vs. Death (House of the Dead 3; New Remix)
-Theme of the Last Mystery (The House of the Dead 3; original)
-Bullet of Death~Gauge (The House of the Dead 4; New Remix)
-Boss Raid (The House of the Dead 4; original)
-Give it All You Got! (The House of the Dead 4; original)
-Vs. Mother (The House of the Dead: Overkill; New Remix)

Battlefield/Ω Form: The central platform near the stairs that lead to the main door. The platforms are based on the balcony where Magician Type-0, the first game’s final boss, is fought.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Granted: The game is referred to as "Curien Mansion", not House of the Dead.

I wish Peppino from Pizza Tower was in Smash

 

[Perkilator]

Granted: The game is referred to as "Curien Mansion", not House of the Dead.

I wish Peppino from Pizza Tower was in Smash

Granted, he’s a Mario alt.

Speaking of alts, I wish had some actually decent alts (with one based on his Pac-Man Party design, but still keeping his World eyes).

 

[LoZ00]

Granted, he’s a Mario alt.

Speaking of alts, I wish had some actually decent alts (with one based on his Pac-Man Party design, but still keeping his World eyes).

Granted, but now every other character has alts like 's.

I wish FP2 had at least 4 beloved Nintendo characters that are not in the game yet (counting ARMS).

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Granted: the heart block from Tetris Attack, Yawiga Kanawi, the "MN" from Pokemon Red and Blue's name entry, and the word "red" spelled in blue from Brain Training join the battle!

I wish Waluigi was playable in Smash

 

[Perkilator]

Granted: the heart block from Tetris Attack, Yawiga Kanawi, the "MN" from Pokemon Red and Blue's name entry, and the word "red" spelled in blue from Brain Training join the battle!

I wish Waluigi was playable in Smash

Granted, he’s a low-tier Luigi clone.

I wish some victory themes that were imported from other games weren’t sped up for no reason.

 

[SSGuy]

Granted, he’s a low-tier Luigi clone.

I wish some victory themes that were imported from other games weren’t sped up for no reason.

Granted, but now victory themes are on a constant loop until the very next match begins.

I want Geno as a playable fighter!

 

[Perkilator]

Granted, but now victory themes are on a constant loop until the very next match begins.

I want Geno as a playable fighter!

Granted, he’s a Mega Man clone.

I wish Fossil Falls was a stage instead of New Donk City Hall.

 

[Kikio4546]

Granted, but the T-rex is an unavoidable stage hazard that one-shots everyone on screen. It ain't fun at all. It has a small chance on appearing in Battlefield and Omega stages.

I wish The Fool from Sayonara Wild Hearts got into smash in some form (even a spirit event would do!)

 

[LAA9000]

Granted... I'd put a witty corruption here if I knew anything about this game. So let's just say neither did the designers, thus they are wildly inaccurate to their source game.

I wish some people's main takeaway from wasn't solely le fanservice.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Granted, it's another Tifa/Lola Bunny "controversy" and the main takeaway is "WHERE'S le fanservice???"

I wish we got more obscure characters in Smash.

 

[Kikio4546]

Granted... you get Alex from YIIK.

I wish for Smash Twitter to chill for once.

 

[crazybenjamin]

Granted, but GameFAQs becomes ten times more insufferable

I wish the next Smash game had a story mode that featured the blue and orange Inklings as the protagonists

 

[Dolph63]

Granted, they hate each other's guts and are only working together because they have to. They do not become friends by the end of the story.

I wish Ana (EB Beginnings) was added as an echo fighter for either Ness or Lucas.

 

[Kikio4546]

Granted. She plays the exact same as Ness.

I wish a LoL character got in Smash.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Granted. Every LoL character is now in Smash.

I wish Windy Hill Zone was replaced with Tropical Resort.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Granted. Colours is now the only post-3 and Knuckles game acknowledged in Smash

I wish Kaptain K. Rool was an echo, not an alternate costume.

 

[CheeseAnton]

Wish granted, Kaptain K. Rool took the development time out of a real fighter because for some reason making Kaptain K. Rool was hard, the character KKR took the development time was [whatever non-echo fighter you wanted most]


I wish Twilight Princess Link was in Smash Ultimate as a Link echo fighter (still playing as he does in SM4SH).

 

[Gorgonzales]

Granted. Every incarnation of Link is now a playable fighter and they're all echoes of each other.

I wish Smash Run returned.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Granted. It exclusively features Kid Icarus enemies.

I wish all Fire Emblem content was cut. ALL of it.

 

[LAA9000]

Granted.

I wish people would stop referring to as 'Pythra'.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Granted, they now call them "Pissra"

I wish Crash Bandicoot got in Smash.

Without tribal tattoos, that's too obvious a corruption.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Granted. They now refer to her as Myprah.

I wish Storm Eagle (the song) from Mega Man X got a brand new arrangement for Smash.

 

[LAA9000]

I wish Crash Bandicoot got in Smash.

Granted. He is a tag team with Spyro the Dragon, for absolutely no reason.

I wish Storm Eagle (the song) from Mega Man X got a brand new arrangement for Smash.

Granted. Half the instruments are the kazoos from the Yoshi's New Island OST.

I wish Marvel vs. Capcom 2 was rereleased on modern platforms permanently.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Granted. Disney buys Capcom

I wish Sora came with Disney-related content.

 

[Dolph63]

Granted, the Disney content was only based on The Lion King remake.

I wish Giegue/Giygas was a Mewtwo echo.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Granted, he is added all the way back in Melee and causes a space-time rift.

I wish we'd get a new retro rep.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Granted, he is added all the way back in Melee and causes a space-time rift.

I wish we'd get a new retro rep.

Granted, it's from Big Rigs

I wish there were fewer swordfighters in Smash

 

[Gorgonzales]

Granted. All swordfighters wield baguettes now.

I wish WarioWare Inc. was legal.

 

[Dolph63]

Granted, WarioWare went to the bar to celebrate being legal, got drunk, crashed its car and died. Due to its death, you cannot play on WarioWare.

I wish that instead of having Lucina as a Marth echo we had Black Shadow as a Captain Falcon echo.

 

[link2702]

Granted, Black shadow turns out infinitely better than falcon and falcon gets nerfed, on top of that Black shadow is deemed so good that he's banned competitively on the spot.

I wish we got shantae in smash.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Granted. She wears a chest binder and winter coat.

I wish Bubsy was in Smash

 

[Dolph63]

Granted. The game becomes an unplayable bug fest due to Bubsy's inclusion.

I wish there were spirits of some characters from the Mother series that are somewhat important but don't have spirits (Giegue, Porky, Dr. Andonuts, Pippi,...).

 

[link2702]

Granted. She wears a chest binder and winter coat.

I wish Bubsy was in Smash

i'm ok with that. I want her cuz she'd have a unique fighting style and using her dances to transform into multiple different beasts would be neat. On top of her whip-like hair.