Corrupt a Smash Wish

Sephazon

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The game is simple — you say your Super Smash Bros. wish and then next user twists and corrupts it to rend your hopes and dreams to oblivion and then says their wish.

I wish Jigglypuff would receive buffs.
 

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Now every character is borderline unless without wavedashing.

I want Zelda and Sheik to do equally well in tournaments.

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So are shulk, kirby, and cloud, and peach (who now has no moves except her neutral special).

I wish there was more singleplayer content in the next smash game.
 

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Now the Smash pros play at your level and use your characters.

I wish there was a Return to Dream Land stage.

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Granted, but they're all based on microtransactions.

I wish Midgar had more Final Fantasy VII music options.
 
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Granted. All the songs are town themes that are totally unfitting for Smash.

I wish FF had trophies of the protagonists of the other FF games. Or at least Sephiroth.
 

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Granted, but in the game, his name is spelled: SeFOURoth.

I wish Pokemon Trainer was playable in Sm4sh, or at least Squirtle
 
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Granted, but she's pre-patch Bayonetta levels of overpowered and thus hated by the majority of the Smash community.

I wish BotW Link were an alternate costume.
 

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Granted, but for whatever reason, he gets a totally different moveset that makes him the worst character ever in Smash history.

I wish :4robinm: was the only Robin playable in Smash.
 
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Granted, but now he's wearing Lissa's outfit for some reason.

I wish Earthbound Beginnings got a rep.
Granted, but it's the Flying Man

I wish Zelda wasn't complete trash

Granted, but she's pre-patch Bayonetta levels of overpowered and thus hated by the majority of the Smash community.

I wish BotW Link were an alternate costume.
I could definitely live with that
 

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Granted, she is now 99.9999% trash.

I wish every Smash player mained Diddy Kong.
 
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Granted, and now people are hating on them because FE now has more characters than Mario (not counting Yoshi, Wario, and the Kongs).

I wish for a Bowser's Castle stage.
 
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Granted, and now people are hating on them because FE now has more characters than Mario (not counting Yoshi, Wario, and the Kongs).

I wish for a Bowser's Castle stage.
Granted, but the stage is almost all Lava with a tiny platform and a whomp above that stomps down on you ala P:M

I wish Sonic wasn't so annoying to fight
 

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Granted, but the people there are way ahead of your league, so you get last place.

I wish that For Glory wasn't as big of a salt mine as it is now.
 

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Granted, the mode costs so much memory that it's the only mode in the game.

I wish Marth used Ike's sword.
 

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Granted, he is now a sticker in Brawl.

I wish Dark Pit and Pit had more differences.
 
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Granted, but he's big enough to cover entire stages.

I wish for new Sonic music remixes.
 
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