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Corrupt a Smash Wish

Kikio4546

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Granted. The game becomes an unplayable bug fest due to Bubsy's inclusion.

I wish there were spirits of some characters from the Mother series that are somewhat important but don't have spirits (Giegue, Porky, Dr. Andonuts, Pippi,...).
Granted. Porky still doesn't get a spirit. Actually, he's not even added as a fighter!
 

Otoad64

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Granted, it's the fish that turns into a bird from the Sonic 1 special stage

I wish Sonic's Smash content was mostly based on the Classic games.
granted.
all Sonic content is based on Knuckles Chaotix, and Sonic now has a Ring Tether gimmick with Knuckles that is just as bad as it was in that game.


I wish Luigi got a Luigi's Mansion themed revamp
 

Janx_uwu

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Granted, he now has all disjoints for his attacks that involve him blasting ghosts out of his Poltergust.

I wish Storm Eagle from Mega Man X was a track in Smash Ultimate.
 

Dolph63

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Granted, 5 seconds of it play during a Mega Man medley.

I wish there was another Mother/EarthBound character in the roster.
 

Dolph63

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granted, you get Porky in the absolutely safe capsule.

I wish there weren't any Fire Emblem characters in Smash
Granted, there are now lots of F-Zero reps and they all play like Captain Falcon except for MR. EAD.

I wish Earthbound Beginnings had a stage (Magicant is kind of a mix bewteen Beginnings and EB, so I'd like to have an exclusively Beginnings stage).


(Also, joke on you, you just made Porky invincible!)
 
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Otoad64

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I wish Earthbound Beginnings had a stage (Magicant is kind of a mix bewteen Beginnings and EB, so I'd like to have an exclusively Beginnings stage).
Granted, you get a stage based on the beginning of Earthbound

I wish there was 6 Kirby characters.
 

Dolph63

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Granted, you get a stage based on the beginning of Earthbound

I wish there was 6 Kirby characters.
Granted, you now have Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede and the newcomers: normal Waddle Dee, Parasol Waddle Dee and Waddle Doo.

I wish the Plasm Wraith (from Pikmin 3) was playable.
 

Otoad64

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Granted, you now have Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede and the newcomers: normal Waddle Dee, Parasol Waddle Dee and Waddle Doo.

I wish the Plasm Wraith (from Pikmin 3) was playable.
granted, he's now absurdly large.

I wish there was a Zelda character that isn't a Triforce wielder
 

link2702

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granted, he's now absurdly large.

I wish there was a Zelda character that isn't a Triforce wielder
Granted, It's Kaepora Gaebora.

I wish ganondorf had a reliable way to deal with projectile zoners, rushdowns, and the ice climbers.
 

Kikio4546

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Granted, he's a capt. falcon clone again

I wish we could get a FP3 without Sakurai overworking himself
 

CheeseAnton

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Wish granted, Sakurai is fired



I wish the Smash 64 Stock Icon for Captain Falcon was actually that of Captain Falcon and not just a Falcon
WHAT I WANTWHAT I DON'T WANT
:falconmelee::falcon64:
:falcon:
:4falcon:
:ultfalcon:
 

crazybenjamin

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Granted, but the cats' mansion is completely enclosed and there's no way to score a KO (except for stuff like Death's Scythe)

they hate each other's guts and are only working together because they have to.
...Well, since my signature is the way that it is, it was obvious that this is how my wish would be corrupted...

They do not become friends by the end of the story.
...you couldn't even let me have that loophole?
If I can't have loopholes, then neither can you! I wish the next Smash game had a story mode that featured the blue and orange Inklings as the protagonists, and they are portrayed as BFFs
 

Dolph63

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Granted, in a heartbreaking twist, they are unable to see or talk to each other ever again by the end of the story.

I wish we got an Echo Pass that isn't as expensive as the Fighter Passes.
 
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crazybenjamin

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Granted, but the pass only contains 2 Echoes, while costing $20

Granted, in a heartbreaking twist, they are unable to see or talk to each other ever again by the end of the story.
Wow...that may be sad, but it's also surprisingly clever.

I wish there were online leaderboards for Home Run Contest
 

Dolph63

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Granted, Swanky Kong is a Mewtwo echo fighter.

F*€+ it, I wish Pippi from EarthBound Beginnings was in Smash.
 

Doc Monocle

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Granted, Swanky Kong is a Mewtwo echo fighter.

F*€+ it, I wish Pippi from EarthBound Beginnings was in Smash.
Granted. Pippi is an assist trophy that lasts two seconds. One second is spent realizing they are an assist trophy, and the other second is spent lifting an opponent if one is near. After she disappears, the opponent falls on the ground for 4% damage.

I wish Olimar were able to control his Pikmin remotely to lift objects and attack.
 

Dolph63

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Granted, if the Pikmin grab objects, they will rebel against Olimar and attack him with said object.

I wish there were more cutscenes in World of Light.
 

Doc Monocle

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Granted, if the Pikmin grab objects, they will rebel against Olimar and attack him with said object.

I wish there were more cutscenes in World of Light.
Granted. However... All of them 'roll the credits,' at the end of each cutscene, with no way to skip them.

I wish King Dedede's jet hammer were far more useful and frquently so.
 

Dolph63

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Granted, it's so useful that 99% of Smash players hate Dedede.

I wish Porky and Rayquaza had returned as bosses for World of Light.
 

Haruuuu

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Congrats you get your wish! The move has 75% more startup frames, the shot has 75% less speed, 75% less damage, and it sends Samus into the shieldbreak animation (forgot the name lol). Have fun angling your shots!

I wish that Ult online was as smooth as offline
 

crazybenjamin

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Granted. Offline is given more lag so it matches online.

I wish Squad Strike was available online.
 

Haruuuu

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We removed all the previous smash characters and now we have characters from Race with Ryan, Disney Channel characters and Nickelodeon characters

Bring Customs back for the memes lol
 

Doc Monocle

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We removed all the previous smash characters and now we have characters from Race with Ryan, Disney Channel characters and Nickelodeon characters

Bring Customs back for the memes lol
Granted. You must now pay $1.00 every time you wish to use one in battle.

I wish Warlock Punch were as fast as Falcon Punch was in Brawl, and that Falcon Punch were as fast as it was in Smash Bros. 64.
 

Kamen Minecraft

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Granted. Both Punches are now Frame 1 and deal 999% to any opponent. But every other move is Frame 43

I wish Smash Bros was rated T for Teen.
 

CheeseAnton

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Wish granted, but it's filled to the brim with education and kiddie reps [Frankie (JumpStart), Putt-Putt, and Panjama Sam are base roster], and it's only rated T for Teen because Snake smokes a name-brand cigarette.



I wish that all second games in a series to be subtitled ": The Squeakquel", even if it already has a subtitle it's removed (examples, Super Smash Bros. Melee is now Super Smash Bros.: The Squeakquel)


Edit: Just realized this was called "corrupt a smash wish," and not "corrupt a wish" so basically I only wished for Melee to be called "The Squeakquel"
 
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Otoad64

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granted, Alvin and the Chipmunks are also now playable in every game subtitled ": The Squeakquel"


I wish Ganondorf's moveset was more game accurate
 
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