Wish granted, but it's filled to the brim with education and kiddie reps [Frankie (JumpStart), Putt-Putt, and Panjama Sam are base roster], and it's only rated T for Teen because Snake smokes a name-brand cigarette.
I wish that all second games in a series to be subtitled ": The Squeakquel", even if it already has a subtitle it's removed (examples, Super Smash Bros. Melee is now Super Smash Bros.: The Squeakquel)
Edit: Just realized this was called "corrupt a smash wish," and not "corrupt a wish" so basically I only wished for Melee to be called "The Squeakquel"