Corrupt a Smash Wish

[Yiptap]

Granted... It is now better... than everyone else's!

I wish it were likely that the next Smash Bros. game will be a three-dimensional platform fighter.

Granted. The 4chan leaks make it seem likely, but it still doesn't happen.

I wish Meat Boy got in.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Granted. The 4chan leaks make it seem likely, but it still doesn't happen.

I wish Meat Boy got in.

Granted... He is in!... A butcher by the name of Meat Boy is finally in!

I wish taunts had a practical value.

 

[Kikio4546]

Granted, but they're still banned from online.

Imagine a 5th party character got in Smash... lol

 

[kaithehedgefox]

Granted, but they're still banned from online.

Imagine a 5th party character got in Smash... lol

There's no such thing as 5th party, but the added character isn't fun to play as.

I wish Lilac (Freedom Planet) and Bayonetta weren't such obscure characters.

 

[Perkilator]

Granted, but they're the kind of popular nobody shuts up about.

I wish this was the Smash series' roster

 

[Otoad64]

granted, but all of the characters keep the movesets of the ones they replaced


I wish there were only 4 Fire Emblem characters

 

[Perkilator]

granted, but all of the characters keep the movesets of the ones they replaced


I wish there were only 4 Fire Emblem characters

Granted, but it's just Marth, Roy, Lucina and Chrom

I wish THIS was our FE roster:

1. Marth
2. Roy
3. Ike
4. Chrom
5. Robin
6. Azura
7. Edelgard

 

[Yiptap]

Granted, but it's just Marth, Roy, Lucina and Chrom

I wish THIS was our FE roster:

1. Marth
2. Roy
3. Ike
4. Chrom
5. Robin
6. Azura
7. Edelgard

Granted, they all have the same move set

I wish we got PMD content in Smash

 

[Janx_uwu]

Granted, you get PMD Pikachu. He takes up an entirely new space on the roster and has a completely different moveset than the first Pikachu. He doesn't talk or have a scarf or anything that would resemble PMD PIkachu, but Sakurai tries to convince us that it is, in fact, a Mystery Dungeon Pikachu.

I wish Super Sonic was a good final smash.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Granted... It is good... FOR LAUGHS! He wears a jester cap now, jester shoes, and an adorable, red rubber nose.

I wish that the roster were half the size that it is now, and that it focused on important Nintendo characters, while still maintaing diversity.

 

[JOJONumber691]

Granted... It is good... FOR LAUGHS! He wears a jester cap now, jester shoes, and an adorable, red rubber nose.

I wish that the roster were half the size that it is now, and that it focused on important Nintendo characters, while still maintaining diversity.

GRANTED!, but everyone is a Fire Emblem Character now lol.

I wish that Gordan Freeman were in Smash.

 

[kaithehedgefox]

GRANTED!, but everyone is a Fire Emblem Character now lol.

I wish that Gordan Freeman were in Smash.

Granted, but Gordon Freeman is another generic swordfighter.

I wish that Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, and Eggman were all playable.

 

[Yiptap]

Granted, but Gordon Freeman is another generic swordfighter.

I wish that Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, and Eggman were all playable.

Granted, they are all Sonic clones (even Eggman!)

I wish we had more Luigi's Mansion content in Smash.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Granted, they are all Sonic clones (even Eggman!)

I wish we had more Luigi's Mansion content in Smash.

Granted, 100% of it is from the arcade spinoff.

I wish Roll from Mega Man was a Mii Swordfighter costume.

 

[LAA9000]

Granted, the costume has a bonus effect which nerfs any Mii Swordfighter wearing it to unviability, to reflect her status as a joke character in the Marvel vs. Capcom series.

I wish for a 'colour edit' feature.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Granted. Making Mario into Grand Dad is considered a violation of the Geneva Convention and results in instant execution

I wish Ms. Pac-Man and Paula were echoes.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Granted... They are mysteriously echoes of Bowser!

I wish that Kamek were playable.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Granted. He uses no magic spells as he is sick that day and cannot muster the strength to speak incantations-all he can do is wave his wand around.

I wish Stage Builder had more materials available.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Granted. There's still no orange materials

I wish any song could be played on any stage

 

[Yiptap]

Granted. There's still no orange materials

I wish any song could be played on any stage

Granted, Persona 5 fans hate you for making it possible to play DK Rap on Mementos.

I wish we could have a Danganronpa rep.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Granted... Any song in the world could be played on any stage... randomly.

I wish Toon Link and Young Link would... disappear... and be replaced by Waluigi and Dixie Kong.

Edit: 'ninja'd' I think the word is.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Granted. Claymation Link and Geriatric Link are added as well.
Granted. Monokuma gets in as a lazy Banjo model swap

I wish Mario Kart would use more characters from Wario, DK, and RPG games.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Granted... The Wario universe character is 9-Volt, the Donkey Kong character is Gnawty, and the RPG character is (drumroll)... Ike.

I wish King Dedede had just one more midair jump than he does now.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Granted...it gives Dedede negative height. It's like a mini-fall.

I wish Sonic's spindash was less annoying to deal with in Smash Ultimate.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Granted. Now he has 3.

I wish the original Stickerbush Symphony was a music track

 

[Kikio4546]

Granted... nobody plays that track during games.

How about a League of Legends rep?

 

[Linkmain-maybe]

The League of Legends community spills into smash, creating more toxicity


Veronica from Dragon Quest becomes a playable character (I DONT CARE THAT SHE IS A MII)

 

[SnakeFighter64]

The League of Legends community spills into smash, creating more toxicity


Veronica from Dragon Quest becomes a playable character (I DONT CARE THAT SHE IS A MII)

Granted. She’s a Mii Swordfighter Echo Fighter.

I wish we got three more fighters passes.

 

[Linkmain-maybe]

They all contain only one fighter and 2 of them are only echo fighters. The last one is so op that if you face them in bracket you have to play as the character or suffer for the entire set.

Banjo and kazooie have a fun to fight moveset.

 

[Kikio4546]

Granted at the cost of Joker's moveset...

How about a joke character?

 

[Otoad64]

granted. they're a joke character because they're so broken they make every other character look like a joke.


I want Toad to be added as a playable character

 

[Kikio4546]

...as a trash joke character.

Toadette for Smash; she's replacing every playable toad anyways...

 

[Doc Monocle]

Granted... Her moveset has at every instance tremendous endlag featuring her eating a death cap mushroom, taking damage as she does so... and she is a otherwise an Olimar echo (without pikmin)

I wish aerial smash attacks existed.

 

[LAA9000]

Granted. Only has them.

I wish the community cared about stages almost as much as they care about fighters.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Granted... Your most wanted character is struck in favor of devoting more time to developing a Bowser's Castle fan club.

I wish that Ganondorf could float and deflect projectiles.

 

[Linkmain-maybe]

The projectiles are slower than warlock punch and the float gives him helpless fall.


Steve gets his Minecart nerfed

 

[Kamen Minecraft]

Granted. Steve's Minecart is nerfed but every other move is frame 1 and Steve has Super Armor and is invincible while mining.

I wish Superman was in smash.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Granted... He carries the text of the credits as he flies by.

I wish the F-type racer from Stunt Trax were playable.

 

[Kamen Minecraft]

Granted. F-Type Racer is a low quality Mii Costume for Mii Swordfighter.

I wish we had a Smash Bros movie starring Sonic, Kirby, Mario, and Steve as the main characters.

 

[kaithehedgefox]

Granted but the movie is a deliberate piece of crap.

I wish Goku (Dragon Ball) was a videogame character.