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Corrupt a Smash Wish

Glubbfubb

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Granted. More Spirits it is.

I wish the next Smash game had a menu style reminicsent of Smash 64
Granted and you also get no online, only the orginal 12, and all those 1 player modes except for classic mode

I wish for a story mode maker
 

Kikio4546

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Granted, you get a whole lotta "[insert female character] *** Simulator" in Shared Content.

I wish Sora was confirmed to never be in Smash... to spite the (insane) Sora fans.
 

Glubbfubb

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Granted, you get a whole lotta "[insert female character] *** Simulator" in Shared Content.

I wish Sora was confirmed to never be in Smash... to spite the (insane) Sora fans.
Granted instead you get Shrek in smash

I wish Virtual Boy was in Smash
 

Kikio4546

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Granted instead you get Shrek in smash
What's the downside?

Granted. Nintendo is promptly sued for health concerns... Turns out Virtual Boy makes the entire stage look eye-straining red-and-black when he's on screen.

I want a Skullgirls rep in Smash!
 

Wario Wario Wario

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Granted. You don't fight on the Tetrominoes, just outside the castle from the title screen.

I wish the next Smash game would have no single player modes (other than Lvl 9 CPUs, removing them is too obvious) so they can focus on making the best possible versus battle experience.
 

Glubbfubb

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Granted. You don't fight on the Tetrominoes, just outside the castle from the title screen.

I wish the next Smash game would have no single player modes (other than Lvl 9 CPUs, removing them is too obvious) so they can focus on making the best possible versus battle experience.
Granted but it's always online so if you exit to the home menu you get banned
 

Doc Monocle

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Granted Bluster Kong is now in smash (from the dk cartoon)

I wish that their were more bosses
Granted... We now have Master Hand, Crazy Hand, Cool Hand, Hot Hand, Handshake, Helping Hand, Gentle Hand, Firm Hand, and Hand E. Cap-- all differing only in color and sound effects.

I wish Popstar's Marx were playable.
 

ZagarTulip

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Granted, but Marx has a completely made up moveset that doesn't represent anything he does

I wish Neverwinter Nights got Smash Representation.
 

Kikio4546

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Granted... It'll come in 5 Smash games later.

I wish there was something that the entire Smash community could agree on (besides swordfighters, online, FE, all the obvious stuff).
 

Kikio4546

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Granted... his moveset is done dirty as well.

I wish we got a Fighters' Pass 3 that had nothing but indie game reps!
 

Doc Monocle

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Granted... Those characters being Baldi with a smile, Baldi with a frown, Baldi with a ruler, Baldi with a chalk, and Baldi with a canister of spray cheese.

I wish the Blue Falcon machine were a part of Captain Falcon's moveset.
 

Doc Monocle

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Granted... A slice of pepperoni is seen during the credits with the caption 'Special Acknowledgement to Peppino.' Peppino then runs across the screen, being momentarily controllable while he does.

I wish Olimar had a command grab.
 

Kikio4546

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Granted, but combined with white or purple Pikmins it's absolutely cancer and now everyone hates Olimar.

I want a character absolutely nobody wants in Smash!
 

alexxxela

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Granted, they have a garbage move set and their only decent playstyle is to spam. Who knew?

I wish Ashley and Red were playable in Smash
 
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Kikio4546

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Granted, they're a Duck Hunt clone (somehow)!

I wish for your (whoever replies to this) 7th most wanted to get in!
 
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Doc Monocle

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My seventh most wanted (Tails or Amy)?... Is that your wish, or is it mine?

Granted... I have mastered the character, and no one else can figure out how to, even though Amy/Tails is very popular to main.

I wish characters were mained on the basis of personal enjoyability, and not popular opinion.
 

Kikio4546

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Granted, but you're always matched up with the fighter you like playing against the least. Even the CPU and Spirit Board always picks that fighter!

I wish for... uhhh honestly I don't know... a SEGA rep?
 

kaithehedgefox

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Granted... The announcer is announced to be AGES in the next game.

I wish Mario could become a giant at the player's will.
Granted. But now Mario destroys every opponent in a single shot.

I wish for all current playable obscure characters both 1st party and 3rd party to be demoted to assist trophies, mii costumes and/or spirits. That includes but aren't limited to: (Ness and Lucas (Earthbound), Bayonetta, Captain Falcon (F-Zero), Shulk (Xenoblade), Duck Hunt, Pit, Dark Pit, Palutena (Kid Icarus), Fox, Falco, and Wolf (StarFox), Little Mac (Punch Out), R.O.B, Olimar (Pikmin), and a few Fire Emblem characters.)
 

Doc Monocle

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Granted. But now Mario destroys every opponent in a single shot.

I wish for all current playable obscure characters both 1st party and 3rd party to be demoted to assist trophies, mii costumes and/or spirits. That includes but aren't limited to: (Ness and Lucas (Earthbound), Bayonetta, Captain Falcon (F-Zero), Shulk (Xenoblade), Duck Hunt, Pit, Dark Pit, Palutena (Kid Icarus), Fox, Falco, and Wolf (StarFox), Little Mac (Punch Out), R.O.B, Olimar (Pikmin), and a few Fire Emblem characters.)
Granted... In their stead are characters that are MORE obscure!

I wish Kraid were playable.
 

kaithehedgefox

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Granted... In their stead are characters that are MORE obscure!

I wish Kraid were playable.
But Ridley (Metroid) gets demoted to an assist trophy in return. LOL!

I wish Goku (Dragon Ball) was an assist trophy, mii costume, and a non-fighter spirit.
 

Doc Monocle

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But Ridley (Metroid) gets demoted to an assist trophy in return. LOL!

I wish Goku (Dragon Ball) was an assist trophy, mii costume, and a non-fighter spirit.
Granted... As an assist trophy, he spends the entire duration of the trophy announcing his attack... but never does it. as a mii costume, he costs $90 to download. As a spirit, he buffs a random statistic negligibly.

I wish King Dedede could perform all of his moves from the Kirby games.
 

kaithehedgefox

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Granted... As an assist trophy, he spends the entire duration of the trophy announcing his attack... but never does it. as a mii costume, he costs $90 to download. As a spirit, he buffs a random statistic negligibly.

I wish King Dedede could perform all of his moves from the Kirby games.
But now King Dedede is no longer a swordfighter. (Yes any melee sword/staff esque weapon such as a hammer counts as swordfighting)

I wish for everyone to acknowledge the fame of Dragon Quest, Touhou, King of Fighters, Persona, Idolmaster, and Fate Stay Night.
 
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Doc Monocle

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But now King Dedede is no longer a swordfighter. (Yes any melee sword/staff esque weapon such as a hammer counts as swordfighting)

I wish for everyone to acknowledge the fame of Dragon Quest, Touhou, King of Fighters, Persona, Idolmaster, and Fate Stay Night.
Granted... Smash Bros. now has on its title screen a banner saying 'acknowledgement for the fame of Dragon Quest, Touhou, King of Fighters, Persona, Idolmaster, and Fate Stay Night...' and that is all.

I wish Samus could angle her shots, and move while charging them.
 

Kikio4546

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Granted, now all her projectiles move 10x as fast!

I wish Sonic had a better moveset
 
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