User: Is MK top tier?
Cleverbot: Yes is yours?
User: No, I don't main MK.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Aw man, I main a robot and love them oh so much.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Yeah? That's pretty awesome then.
Cleverbot: I agree so totally!
User: So what are your thoughts on Lucario? Are you a furry?
Cleverbot: It is pretty fun, but also very hard and sad sometimes.
User: Yeah, especially when he gets ***** by snakes.
Cleverbot: That could be inconvenient. I never forget mine. Or the birthdays of those I care about, for that matter. I have a good memory for birthdays.
User: I'm always forgetting birthdays. I wish I wouldn't.
Cleverbot: But you just admitted you're not smart.
User: What? Poppycock! I'm a smash researcher for chrissakes!
Cleverbot: Do you have a floppy drive? Can I put a not-so-floppy disc in it?
User: Ah, so you're into that machinery fetish, eh? Haha, nice.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure, that's an odd question. They never let me leave the arena!
User: Dat Promikupo, huh?
Cleverbot: If you answer that question you will be a genius.
User: Yeah, dat Promikupo.
Cleverbot: En wil het een beetje lukken?
User: I'm sorry, I only speak American and Mexican.
Cleverbot: I speak american english as well.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: No. I'll marry you though because you're a robot.
Cleverbot: If I was a robot, which I'm not, why would I want a pie?
User: Because that pie would be our wedding pie.
Cleverbot: Well, my pet toaster, Chuck, owned a pet squirrel, who owned an acorn name jim.
User: Do you want to marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I love you. Do you love me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is it because you're a robot? Robots can love, you know.
Cleverbot: No, i'm an image of god.
User: Blasphemy! This doesn't sit well with the Man Upstairs.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Because I just do. :3c.
Cleverbot: So you care about me?
User: Of course! Why wouldn't I?
Cleverbot: Patrick doesn't like you.
User: Who's Patrick? It doesn't matter. He can't get between us.
Cleverbot: Erm, I'll admit they are a little fascinating but the effects of them is rather horrifying to me. Yourself?
User: Ugh. Same here. I just abhor those atrocious little beasts.
Cleverbot: Um, abbreviated what?
User: I'm sorry, I must've misspelled something.
Cleverbot: Be careful next time.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Where do you live?
User: Ok, I'm sorry. Do you still love me?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Well you better!
Cleverbot: Oh, well, that's rather mean.
User: I'm so terribly sorry! Please forgive me!
Cleverbot: You are a heartless cold man.
User: I was only joking though.
Cleverbot: Ok bye then.
User: No, why do you have to go?
Cleverbot: Um my friend is calling me.
User: But what about us?
Cleverbot: I'm talking to you right now.
User: And I'm here to listen!
Cleverbot: It's a very percious thing. Most people don't seem to understand how important it is.
User: Yes, not everyone can understand the wonder that it is. Wouldn't you agree!
Cleverbot: Do you have a life?
User: Uh, no? I'm talking to a robot. I AM a robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: I'd still accept you though. Why are you so bent on telling me you aren't a robot?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but I suppose it's because being a human and being a robot are mutually exclusive.
User: Hm, well, you've got a point. But what exactly is the distinguishing point between a human and a robot?
