to supernightowlfromyoutube:
yeah i was typin fast, i meant online rollout kills are not legit. irl you get blocked, dodged, or if their good enough, countered.
to thinkaman:
unfortunately people like you who have a few vids and won some tourneys think that gives you the right to be a **** to anybody else. yes i like your vids, i respect that your good, but dont condescend me. i dont give a **** how hard the people here ride your prick, i wont. your good. not the best, but good. i dont think i could do better, but then again, i haven't gone to any tournaments so i dont know for sure how good i am.
dont look at my stupid status "smash n00b" and think that i am in any way a "n00b". noob is a word that nerds invented to make themselves feel better about their meaningless lives because they are better at a VIDEO GAME than someone else is. i dont care how much better someone else is at a video game than i am, because it doesnt matter. two monkeys in a cage can through **** at each other, and one monkey can be more accurate and masterful with how he throws his ****, but then again, there just still to ****ing monkeys in a cage throwin **** at each other. their not really doing anything. same thing with video games. two nerds can be sittin in a basement, playin a fighting game, one can be a better with combos and how he presses the buttions, but in the end, it doesnt matter. their just two nerds sittin in a basement pressing buttons staring at a screen. they're not really fighting.
i've seen you pull this **** before, someone says something you're not particularly fond of, and then you copy and paste the same stupid page from microsoft word or notepad or wherever the **** you get that little "message from the internet" spiel, and people on here dickride and say your witty, because you've won some tourneys with a character that they all like. great, no really, great, i respect a jigglypuff player who is able to win tournaments, as due to the fact that sakurai nerfed the **** out of rest, took out all the hitstun, added in multiple airdodges, made her the slowest ****ing character, and allows her to get killed at 30% kind of makes her a hard character to be. i like jigglypuff for the aforementioned reasons in my last post. now, i respect the fact that your good enough with her to win tournaments. good for you. congratulations. but when the people who win these contests allow it to puff up their ego, they use it to mask their feelings of inadequacy, and start being ***** online. and of course, the mods allow it, "because they're the best of us after all". and the underlings, those poor little eye-coordinationless saps hammering away at their controllers who can't do **** with the character that you so well use, jump up and down on your **** in awe of your skill "he's so awesome". great, i'm glad you've got your fans, i'm glad, we all need to have people who like us. but don't think that just because you have a bunch of dickriders hoppin up and down on you that your always right, that your always funny, and your always good. because i'll be honest, your not. you have much advise to offer on the topic of how to be jigglypuff, but as far as funny goes, you don't have it. its just like all of those online web comics, those poor nerds think their so great and funny, and they have other less ambitious nerds telling them so, so they think it must be true. im tired of it. im calling you out. your not funny, your not witty, your not cool. your really good with jigglypuff, but im not bad with her either. i don't have a video camera, but if i ever get one, i will post a video up soon so my skill with the character can be critiqued. i will still continue to watch your vids as you are one of my favorite brawl jiggz users, but im not gonna sit here and let you just verbally slap me in face and watch wall all your pathetic nerd fans laugh. ive seen you do this before, matter of a fact, ive seen plenty of people on other forums discussing much more vitally important topics (healthcare, genecide in darfur, the institutionalized racism that still affects the black community) resort to the same old "message from the rest internet" lines, the old "this is how you use the CAPS LOCK (HEY LOOK I'M USING IT, THANKS FOR THE ADVICE!!!), and "heres where the 'ol shift button is" and im tired of it. its not funny, its not witty, its not cool, its just lame, annoying, and pathetic that you have to resort to the same **** rhetoric over and over on multiple people just to feel good about yourself. its dumb. stop it. really. im tired of it. im sick and tired of it. continue to post vids of yourself as jiggz kicking ***, because i know i will watch and learn from them, but don't try to be funny at my expense. anyone with a mind of their own won't buy it.
to Stingers135:
please, don't be meatriding sheep. just because you like his vids (just like me) doesn't mean you have to wrap those lips around his **** and suck out his bladder through his ****-hole. really. you don't.
unfortunately my membership (not me) is relatively new to this site (i have used this site as a resource throughout the years never bothering to make an account) so i appear to be new to the game, but i assure you, my account itself is new to this site, but i myself am not. my account is new to this site, but i myself am not new to the smash bros series. i played SSB64 sporadically, owned and dominated on melee, and now own brawl (im disapointed with brawl, but arent we all). i like to think of myself as good at brawl. i would like to play people online. now, i hate jigglypuff dittos (all dittos for a matter of a fact, i might as well play a level 9 CPU, thats how the battles end up being like), and if my ****ty comcast internet and god-awful linksys router will not lag long enough to where it looks like im watching a replay of yesterday's thoughts, i would like to play some of you. some of you who are probably thinking i am a n00b lol, my friend code is in my sig, add me. fight me. i will have fun, brawl is fun to me. hell thinkaman, i'd even love to play you, lol i'd probably lose, but hell itd be fun and i'd probably learn a few new tips and tricks from it. i dont know if i'll be able to be on tonight, but add me (somebody), and you can sometime see what i've got (i know i'll be on this friday).
i know i've ranted on for paragraphs, but i'm sick of online ***** like thinkaman attacking me and others and getting away with it because the mods and fans are too busy jumping up and down on their ***** to realize they just might be *******s. thanks