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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2025

Making a poll I may or may not post about side-over-protags, and facing an immense logical dilemma:

So, we can all agree that either Morrigan or Felicia is the mascot of Darkstalkers, right? They weren't intended as such, that was Dimitri, but they were the ones who resonated with the public. You could argue a similar situation about Sans, Undertale used Flowey for promo stuff back in the earliest days.

So... does that mean these guys are all retroactively... and INHERENTLY the main protags of their games?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 21, 2025

is goku from dragon power elegible for smash

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2025

"simon cowell from shrek" is technically elegible for smash

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2025

I once remember a time when Pixar was renowned for rarely if ever making sequels.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 20, 2025

So like... do Clippy detractors have third eyes? I get actual arguments against Bubsy and mooks, I have never recieved an argument against Clippy once semantics are overcome, just vague gesturing to some kind of common truth I'd surely be aware of.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2025

It really sucks that every discussion of Clippy in Smash has to devolve into semantics absolutely nobody would be discussing if Clippy was from the DS Browser or something 1P like that.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2025

"Lucario is a Mewtwo clone" and "Lucario has nothing to do with Mewtwo" are both equally as insane takes.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2025

The Disney+ shuffle button only being for the Simpsons is funny because it implies that Pickle & Peanut has deep lore you'd miss out-of-order.

That could be true for all I know, I've never watched Pickle & Peanut.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2025

why is the goemon stage with the dumb wall on the competitive stage select screen in smash remix.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2025

"I don't joke about meme picks, I want them, if I don't want it, I don't bring it up."

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2025

I think people who complain about "undeserved" redemption arcs in media - at least those with a cartoonish light tone or little in the way of serious stakes - must have never actually forgiven someone in their life.

"Uhhh... are we good now?"
crickets chirping
"OK."
"I need £5."

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2025

rate my roblox fit

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2025

"Pinkie Pie married and had a baby with Weird Al" is like the good-ending mirror version of "Q*Bert married and had a baby with Josh Gad".

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2025

jigglypuff dair would be terrifying with slime cancel.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2025

just found out that "le epic bacon" was a corporate forced meme.

it's no afro circus, but it's certainly better than pickle rick.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2025

"I don't like that Smash's roster appeals to fan demand and movesets stick to the source material"
"You don't get the point of Smash, it's to give people the pleasure of playing as the iconic characters they love, not educate them about gaming or make an intricate fighting game!"
"OK, if I am to see Smash eye-to-eye on its own intent, having mass-recognisable throwbacks that fans want, then I think it severely lac-"
"Why are you treating Smash so superficially?"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2025

While I'm not the biggest fan of how Smash Remix handles its boss classification, I won't lie that "Slippy Toad is the ultra-secret all-powerful boss character" is probably the most on-point primordial-internet-rumor thing in the entire mod.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2025

Just found out that cockroaches reproduce asexually. The best animal just became even cooler.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2025

ok, disney remakes are anti-woke now. i can now safely and comfortably go back to openly hating them.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2025

The only essential Smash characters are Jigglypuff and Duck Hunt. Kill not the part of you that is biased, but the part of you that is objective.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2025

Is it just me, or are there a few people around here with a weird hatred with anything old?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2025

Smash Remix Melee Green Greens took one of the most forgettable casual Smash stages and turned into probably the funniest psuedo-competitive stage ever.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2025

I am a strong side special hater, but also I think that both NASB1 and Smash 64 (including Remix) have nowhere near enough horizontal movement specials.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2025

"Using Multiversal Interventionism To Force Alternate-Universe Smash-Making Sony to Put Duck Hunt Into Smash Instead of Mario support thread"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2025

holy smokes this is the best tweet ever

"Seen any good movies lately?" pic.twitter.com/TuOWg1eJ1t
— Nick Brawl CE (@NickBrawlCE) January 20, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2025

still wish the wurmple leak was real

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2025

It's really funny that there's a game called "Sonic Forces" that - even if it isn't THE Sonic Forces - is still recieving updates 8 years later.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2025

live tv broadcasts become pd in the uk 50 years after publication. the first nintendo character to become public domain in the english-speaking world will be Him. 2039. same year as the little women polka medley. be ready (if you are british).

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2025

i'm watching the plankton from nasb2 movie, and it's very funny but also every single song sounds like songify the news

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2025

Had a dream where I decided to go into farming as a job, and bought a pack of seeds that looked like this.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2025

I was gonna post an edit of the "90% of gamblers" meme to be about the fighter pass, but realised it wasn't apt because casino gamblers can actually ****ing quit in the first place.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2025

how much is big nintendo switch online paying them

they immediately approved "duck hunt pro" right after this.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2025

they ruined inspect element so i can't make it look like kanye hates nasb1

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2025

this man HATES the north american gaming industry (and only the north american gaming industry. either that or he's really incompotent relative to his talk)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2025

wtf they ACTUALLY put boohbah in call of duty?

Perkilator · Mar 11, 2025

After thinking about it some more, I'm starting to understand your dislike of hype culture...kind of. Like, I still don't blame Sakurai or Nintendo for it. My ire is mainly directed towards the "Hype Beasts™" who insist that Smash always has to out-hype itself 24/7.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2025

As someone who has hated Pokemon's approach to grammar (capitalised species names, no plurals, strict pronunciation, all-caps names in the older games) for a LONG time, this is so vindicating.

Nintendo & Pokémon Company Had An "Adversarial Relationship", Say Former NOA Staffers

"There was a little bit of salt"

www.nintendolife.com

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