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Wario Wario Wario · Aug 26, 2021

To me, Toad in Smash feels a bit like a "completionism for the sake of completionism" pick. He could have a good moveset, but he isn't really inherently interesting from a moveset level - unlike say, Daisy (from for a pre-Ultimate speculation standpoint) where she would both complete a trio with only the first and third most important present, and provide a unique sports moveset.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 26, 2021

If Nick Brawl somehow at some point gets as popular as Smash and can have non-Nick cartoons, all I ask is...

Credit to FuntimeShadowFreddy on DeviantArt.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 26, 2021

@ People who say Crash Bandicoot isn't a "real 3D platformer"

Is Metroid a real 2D platformer?

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 26, 2021

We didn't do it.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 26, 2021

Just found out the fear of sex is called Genophobia.

Punchline text.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 26, 2021

If Geno has a suicide kill it should exclusively be used in 1v1s and not 2v2s (preferably only on stages without background cameos) because then the name "Genocide" would be accurate.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 26, 2021

Watching through Rocko nowadays is super fun because you can point out concepts, names, and jokes that were later reused for SpongeBob or Phineas & Ferb. The episode where Spunky has fleas has that P&F intertwined plot structure down to a T, 16 years early.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 26, 2021

Mixing and matching Mii costumes is fun, and not just for Sanshead or whatever - figuring out that you can make another character using parts of different costumes is amazing.

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Wario Wario Wario · Aug 26, 2021

When it comes to image leaks, you gotta think of it this way: The real image was made by humans in Photoshop, the fake image can also be.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 26, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

People tend to confuse "good game" with "important game".

It is extremely unfair to say Mario 64 singlehandedly created open 3D platformers when not only were Croc and Bubsy 3D in development at the same time, but Jumping Flash came out earier. Mario 64 may be better than Croc, Bubsy, and Robbit's adventures combined - but it is not any more revolutionary or significant.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

The use of "/s" for sarcasm is really inconvenient when you want to get across that there could be either multiple or just one of something.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

Teen Titans Go has a ton of obscure DC characters, right? Regardless of the quality of their works and the whole "hey look, thing you recognise!" debate, the TTG directors are a decent choice to make a movie for a fandom more attached to lesser known one-offs than mainstay regulars

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

This aged poorly.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

Out of all the Disney IPs they chose not Marvel, not Toy Story, not Star Wars, not Indiana Jones, not even The Simpsons - but the Jungle Book.

Smart choice.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

It's kinda funny how the stages in Nick Brawl - a game where a majority of the characters are just regular people who live in regular cities with slightly weirdly-shaped houses at most - has more aesthetic variety in its stages than Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

I don't get why people have a problem with games shipping with incomplete content and adding the rest later. To me it comes off more as an internet-age replacement for unlockable characters than "finishing it later"

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

Never before have I been glad to find out a piece of content is paid DLC before launch.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

Smash speculators realising there's more factors to major game development decisions than just "people want this character and hes cool"

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

JSYK, "Nintendo is not your friend" applies to Reggie and the late Iwata too.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

Next month I'm gonna be eating well: WarioWare on the 10th, Monkey Ball once it's over, and Antonball inbetween.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

If they added an Among Us fighter to Smash, I'd actually be OK with the game calling them "Sus Imposter"

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

I saw both Bay TMNT movies in cinemas when they came out and I only remember the scene where Bebop and Rocksteady, after just getting mutated, stare at their big PPs.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

2018-to-2019 was a brief but glorious period where barely-if-sentient joke characters ruled.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 25, 2021

I have made a lot of fake Spirits battles over the years, but this one is my proudest achievement.

Churchill
Churchill
Novice class

Stage: Onett
Opponents: Border Collie Duck Hunt, invisible giant Captain Falcon x 2
Song: Big Brain Academy
Rules: The Captain Falcons avoid conflict with the main fighters and spam Falcon Dive against each other. Defeat Duck Hunt to win.

If you don't get it, Churchill is a British insurance mascot (we love our insurance mascots over here for some reason) who's catchphrase is "Oh yes!", the Captain Falcons are just there so you're constantly hearing "Yes!" during the battle

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

I don't know if this is nostalgia speaking, but Mario Kart Wii's soundtrack is so many leaps and bounds above the rest of the series it's kinda insane (and yes, that includes fully-orchestrated big-budget big-band Mario Kart 8!)

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

wtf why did they make a spirit for leafys oc

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

I think I finally know what it's like to have an "eargasm"

In a parallel universe... pic.twitter.com/pYz0695p4t
— Tee Lopes (@TeeLopes) August 24, 2021

I unironically love the Sonic Eraser theme, and this is much better.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

Either the "I will now buy your game" meme wasn't exaggerating, or the animators for whatever anime this is took that as a challenge.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

Imagine being a Nintendo exec and trying to explain to investors why you made a billion yen deal with one of the biggest game companies on Earth to use a one-off character from one of the worst-selling games in a series you own 99.9% of the beloved characters from even though you could've probably got the license to Lara Croft, Gex, or Space Invaders for the same price.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

Yooo, just found out who CP11 is! It's everyone's favourite rhythm game character, the Boyfriend!

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

we live in society

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

Early Man is a great movie, but I must admit that "caveman football" is a better premise for a game than a movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2021

Nick Brawl speculation has the exact opposite problem from SSBU speculation pre-Sephiroth

Instead of "Geno conspiracy theories", it's "Anti-Dora conspiracy theories".

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

If I could go back to any place and time in history, it'd be the boardroom of whatever ad agency approved this, when they approved it.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

When I go on the Nick Brawl thread and people older than me are almost exclusively discussing early 00s shows in their speculation.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

Top 20 clones - not inherently echoes, nor inherently semi-clones. I'm imagining Tatanga as a Jr. clone and The Amazon as an Incineroar clone but everyone else explains themselves.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

If Kaptain K. Rool is added as an echo fighter, his tagline should be "Kaptain K. Rool klaims his krown!" - then King K. Rool would have the pirate tagline and Kaptain K. Rool would have the royal tagline.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

"Finally, a shirt that can express both my punk-rock anarchist rebellion, and my love for quaint English claymation!"

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2021

The recent rise in SpongeBob spin-offs reminds me a lot of all those surreal Flintstones spin-offs Hanna Barbera made for a brief period in the 70s and 80s.

wait if pebbles had a kid does that mean fred is now a-

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