I'm hoping that Chris Chan being put in an international spotlight again will result in Kiwi Farms getting the MegaUpload treatment.
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I don't know whether or not I want to ask what your profile picture is.
Quora be like:
"haha is cheese a loaf of milk"
"Well, as a dairy professional with over 50 years in practice, I can confirm that cheese is not indeed comparable to a loaf of bread due to multiple factors, beginning with-"
As Smash has got more popular they should've been able to take more risks and include more niche fighters due to lower probability of failure, but unfortunately it seems to be going the opposite way.
Named gumball Is comprised of gumballs I cannot find any similarities between these two that are related to gumballs 
I like how the Shantae Mii costume doesn't have a male model. I feel that was either mandated by WayForward (the existence of a "WayForward boob mandate" would not be even remotely surprising), or Namco knew what people were going to do with it.
I was looking on Shared Content and saw a stage titled "stop posting 18+!" - not surprising on its own, you get a ton of those - but for some reason the person who posted it seemingly spent hours perfecting a detailed monochrome anime girl with a single ice tear coming out her eye as she pretends to smile - I mean, I don't like the booba stuff either but that's a bit of a dire overreaction, ey?
It'd be kinda funny if they added some sort of non-7 Final Fantasy rep to Smash and seeing all the people who only know White Mage from Mario Hoops being utterly distraught she isn't a pink-haired short-dressed Rosalina recolour in canon.
we live in a society
I have this weird habit where whenever I see something funny, even if it's not a meme, and actually laugh I vocally exclaim "subject of joke memes".
So if you show me this wacky image for example, I will chortle and say "Knuckles Memes." in a casual tone of voice.
Instead of watching the rotting corpses of the Animaniacs puppeteered to make bad Trump jokes you can find on literally any Twitter feed again, listen to the Pinky & The Brain GBA game soundtrack. It slaps.
I was on the Beano (Dennis the Menace) website, it's basically just Buzzfeed for kids, and I'm trying to wrap my head around what this could possibly mean
Hype is temporary, good game design lasts forever.
I just wrote a self-insert fanfiction about me creating Smash Bros. and getting screwed over by Nintendo corporate, then going to a bunch of other companies with the concept and also getting screwed over by them.
Is this a sign of mental issues? Should I or my family be worried?
aah yes i love world of light
DO NOT GOOGLE "WHEN DID NARUTO LOSE" AND LOOK AT AUTOFILL
WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
leaves app to turn Wi-Fi on and off
goes back to app and the Wi-Fi still doesn't work
goes back to system settings, expecting it to still be on the Wi-Fi page
system settings:
Come to the General to waste some time!
IMO SwSh isn't Sonic 06 bad, but it isn't anywhere near a high point for the series either - a solid attempt given the circumstances (budget being spent on Post Malone concerts, yearly deadlines, corporate mandates, a general lack of interest in Pokémon within Game Freak, first true HD game after working with underpowered handheld hardware for 2 decades) but they can do better. A lot of the criticisms are justifiable - especially when it comes to story writing, PR, and business models - but tend to get drowned out by asinine complaints about low poly trees, reused animations, and the National Dex.
Bundling older titles with newer releases, like in SADX and most non-maze Pac-Man games, should've become game industry standard a long time ago - though I disagree with the prospect of making them unlockable.
Nintendo Power Andross:
Two times orphaned incel who was once one of the most respected medical minds in the planet.
Canon Andross:
Invented weapons, got angry his weapons weren't actually being used by anyone, started a war because of it.
ClayMates and Jelly Boy have the exact opposite problems - one's too fast with its "Blaze Processing" and the other is too slow.
I made a roster for an alternate universe first Smash game, and sorted it into the trailers each character would be revealed in
REVEAL TRAILER (the utterly mandatory heavy hitters, plus two iconic yet unexpected retros to shake things up)
Mario
Link
Mewtwo
Kirby
DK
King Hippo
Inkling
Scent Hound
SECOND TRAILER: (more heavy hitters, but not as big as the first reveal - a few crowd pleasers but no true surprises)
Samus
Bowser
Peach
Zelda
Ganon
Fox
Olimar
THIRD TRAILER (a mix of surprising and expected picks, no real "hype" reveals)
King Dedede
Prince of Sablé
Muddy Mole
Yoshi
Onix
Mii
FOURTH TRAILER: (the most strange and surprising inclusions of them all for the most part, along wih a popular Pokémon so people with surface level knowledge can still get something out of the trailer)
Andross
Bubbles
Who Are You Running From?
Jill & Drill Dozer
The Amazon
Squirtle
FINAL TRAILER (the cult characters a lot of players would have wanted but not expected - ending with Villager as the final reveal to resolve the inevitable "could an Animal Crossing character fight?" debate right before launch)
Wario
Chibi Robo
Mike Jones
Tingle
Genesect
Paula
Waluigi
Villager
I can't help but feel this only exists to stop people from digging up old corporate skeletons from the 80s.
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"Ugh, Game Freak were so lazy using low-poly trees! Why couldn't they be more like hard working Daddy Sakurai?"
"Daddy" Sakurai:
I should also bring up how weird it looks when you stage morph into Battlefield Mario Maker, though I couldn't find an image of it.
The negative impact McDonald's deals have had on outside media is immense,
- McDonald's got Sonic 3 split in two
- McDonald's censored Batman Returns and prevented Tim Burton from working with the IP in future
- McDonald's got Camp Lazlo cancelled
- McDonald's is supposedly responsible for sexing up Lola Bunny
Damn, people on the Smash Infinite thread genuinely believe letting people pay for something when they don't know what they're paying for isn't inherently predatory.
A lot of my most wanted Smash fighters you could never do the heart emoji "let X fans be happy!" thing with because they literally do not have fanbases. If you try to tweet "let Mole Mania fans be happy!
" you'd be written off as insane by even the most toxic optimists and devoted Mole Maniacs.
Found this Twitter thread and Google and was surprised how little likes and RTs it has. It's something we need to desperately listen to.
Why are Nintendo fans so awful?
— Poon Donkus (@poondonkus) July 20, 2020
As a Nintendo fan myself, I think I can answer this.
a thread.
(tl;dr - they're the biggest fandom, so they have the most shitters, but keep reading anyway) pic.twitter.com/e3mgntuJso
I love how since Sony removed all the EarthBound music, the first result when you YouTube search "Smiles & Tears" is a pre-SiIvaGunner bait-and-switch video that ends with a Bubsy voice clip
In hindsight I really don't understand why 1-year-ago me brought the Min Min DLC. At least with Byleth I can say I got suckered by capitalism and take a little less of the blame, buying Minjamin Minjamin was 100% on me.
I really want to see a Smash trailer where a character generously gives up their invitation to another character, like the Shadman Waluigi comic.
I think that if there was to be an Xbox crossover it shouldn't be a platform fighter, or a fighter at all. I think it should be the first earnest attempt at making a true competitive kart racer (that isn't a mod at least)
Digimon fans realising it's scientifically possible for a human brain's neurons to create a more positive reaction to an anthropomorphic garbage bag than it does for a bipedal tiger with 5 eyes and 20 gattling guns on its knees alone.
N72WS62F
Remade a stage from the Nick All-Stars trailer in Stage Builder.
Low poly models doing animations intended for higher poly models will always be an unholy sin against nature
Ugh, another shadowdrop. This would've been much better in a Direct.
This image legitmately spooked me when it showed up on Google Images
Still can't believe Pixar got away with calling a movie about female puberty "Turning Red".
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