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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2021

If I was doing a Melee or Smash 64 mod a la Smash Remix or Beyond Melee, the first character to add would likely be a PlayStation rep - probably Crash or PaRappa. Brawl is a different case though, that'd absolutely have to be Pac-Man, nobody else. Mario and Sonic without the Pacster is just incomplete.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2021

Just got the cursed YouTube banner ad

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2021

While I prefer a big roster any day, there is a charm to small game rosters as everyone has their "favourite" they know they're gonna play as before they've even put their disc in the system.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2021

The plot of Earthworm Jim 3D is really funny on its own - Jim is in a coma and has to fight his female counterpart to save his masculinity - but when you consider Doug TenNapel's outspoken personal beliefs it becomes pretty awkward at best.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2021

I can't believe they added

the dumb bear from Diddy Kong Racing
the yellow ball from Mario Kart Arcade
the spiky blue guy from Mario Olympics
the robot from Mario Kart DS
the karate guy from that German Mario comic

before Geno. WTF

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2021

Since Nintendo don't have the rights to make a game called "Diddy Kong Racing", they should just use a loophole and make Dixie Kong Racing instead.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2021

I'm listening to the latest Kongversation on DK's 40th and the part where Diddy's creator came on to send birthday wishes actually made me cry. He didn't even reminice or say anything particularly emotional, there's just a sort of weight to it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2021

If there's one myth I'm grateful for it's the "Miyamoto created Mole Mania" myth, it's completely 100% false but at the same time even less people would talk about and play Mole Mania if not for it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2021

The thing I'm the most proud of doing in the Infinite thread is successfully convincing the thread owners that the use of "Hell" in the original DK Rap would not be inappropiate because the same word was used in Smash Wii U as a direct reference to purgatory whereas the DK Rap's "Hell" is an exclamation.

Noipoi · Jul 10, 2021

Amazing avatar

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

If I could make one fictional species real, it wouldn't be a mythical beast or a Pokémon, no - it'd be the Care Bears.

Why? Because of the Care Bear Stare - it's weaponised pacifism, and it's ****ing awesome. They could bring world peace without as much as a punch. THESE BEARS HAVE THE CURE TO PSYCHOPATHY WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THIS

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

why didn't cappy just possess ridley lmao

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

Since we reclaimed "based" from the racists, can we now reclaim Shadilay? That song is such a bop and I don't want to feel guilty about listening to it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

Another "Mario joke character" who could've worked instead of Piranha Plant is the Blue Shell - a fighter with no arms or legs but spikes and wings could be really cool.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

The Halberd stage is so weird to me - it feels like there should be way more layouts but there's only 2.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

I love how a lot of the hype around K. Rool in Smash came from casual players who know nothing about DK beyond Mario Kart and just thought "haha funny crocodile with a gun!" - goes to show that the concept of "literally who?" or "kids won't know who this is" is completely irrelevant as long as it's a fun character.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

I don't really care about SSBU's DLC anymore. I just wanna see new games.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

Why do people want Yoshi to be listed as a Mario rep? Regardless of how much Yoshi's games have declined in quality such a change would still be a huge insult to the character and his legacy.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

Crash Bandicoot should've become the industry standard for 3D platformers, not Mario 64.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

I love it when old licensed games recreate their shows' intros in-engine

(possible epilepsy warning for the Eek! the Cat intro)

Mamboo07 · Jul 8, 2021

Mike the Wazowski Adventure 2

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

The contemt the Skylanders fandom has for Haedox is so weird.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

EmpLemon's rants are strange in that he usually makes good points (with the exception of pretty much anything involving memes), but every single video he goes on some absurd, asinine tangent about something trivial and barely related, usually about internet culture - the Sephiroth dislikes segment of his Nintendo video comes to mind.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

It's funny how, despite being the edgy counter-cultural "P.I." mascot, Conker was one of the only 90s/2000s platformers to not have any mildly offensive tribal stereotypes.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

Finally, a shirt for me!

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

Me when Nintendo finds out I downloaded the "Wilford Brimley's StarTropics" ROM hack

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

If there's one trilogy that DOESN'T need a remake, it's the DKC trilogy.

DKC3 wasn't very good, and that leaves the predicament of either leaving out a part of the trilogy and greatly disappointing its small fandom, or spending time and money remaking a game nobody really wants to play.
Aesthetically the trilogy holds up really well to this day and is still stunning to look at in spite of digitization. In fact I'd argue it's aged better than a lot of early Pixar stuff.
The only real flaws of the first two games (currency saving system and limited lives) can be negotiated with save states, which have been a consistent element of Nintendo's official emulators since the 3DS.
Nintendo would probably go for live instrumentation with the soundtrack, which while good in its own right would not be able to capture the charm of the original soundtracks. (Compare Tropical Freeze's Stickerbush to DKC2's. Night and day.)
The accursed "Mario Mandate" would likely result in some of the stranger fellows in the trilogy, especially 3, being tamed down or replaced.
The DKC games were filled with cheeky British humour, which could very well be lost in translation if the games were to be remade by a Japanese staff then re-translated into English
And the biggest blow of all to a potential DKC remake: instruction manuals are dead, so no more Cranky actively criticising Nintendo's business decisions in the manual.

The only upside I can really see to a DKC remake is unlocking Donkey in 2&3, Diddy in 3, Dixie in 1, and Kiddy in 1&2 - honestly I'm surprised nobody has done a mod of that... - either way, I'd love to be proven wrong.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

"Why are we broke?" My dad asks while refusing to trust or support any online retailer that isn't Amazon.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

I'm no copyright attorney but I do not think this is legal.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

Wow, I was not expecting the leaked Warner Bros. rep to be anybody except Scorpion or Maxwell, but life is full of surprises. Strange they chose one of their acquired cartoons over Bugs or even a Hanna-Barbera rep, but still not a bad choice for the first non-game fighter.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

It's funny how Shigesato Itoi is an extremely famous, important figure in Japan, but over here we just think of him as "the guy who did EarthBound".

Makes me wonder what celebrities in the Western world might be known for more obscure side ventures elsewhere. "Steven Spielberg? He's the Boom Blox guy, right?"

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

COPPA laws got people putting "THIS VIDEO IS FOR AGES 13+" in the descriptions of SpongeBob clips.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

WHY IS ED IN MINECRAFT STORY MODE

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

There's something I've been meaning to say for a while, now I've got to let it all out...

Wow! Wow! Wubbzy? More like Boo! Boo! Wubbzy. God, this is the worst show ever made. This show is a huge rip-off to Yin Yang Yo!, which was way better than this. This show is about Wubbzy and his friends who like to go on failure adventures. Wubbzy is stupid, I bet if you asked him if Pluto is a planet or a star, he'd say it's a planet. Walden is so annoying, Widget is an insult to Sandy Cheeks from SpongeBob SquarePants, who is way better than her, and Daizy? Nobody gives a crap about her. Not 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, or even 8. The animation is terrible, the stories are lame, the music is lazy, and the theme song is so annoying. I am glad this show got cancelled by Nick Jr. in 2010. Wow! Wow! Wubbzy sucks, and so does 12oz Mouse. Yin Yang Yo! is over 6 billion times better than Wow! Wow! Wubbzy. Next rant: Franny's Feet, After that: Pocoyo, After that: Ajit Pai, After that: Brickleberry

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

What if it was all just a dream?

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