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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2021

New headcanon: Waluigi has just as much a grudge with Tails as he has with Luigi

Is he jealous of Tails' IQ? Is he still angry after Tails ran into spikes when he was playing the Sonic 2 special stage? Does he mistake the kit's optimism and pluck for smug and snark? I don't know.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2021

I think Crash is the one potential Mii costume people would be more disappointed in if it WERE a "deluxe."

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2021

Stop posting "Mii costumes deconfirm", what a ridiculous idea!

It's spelled disconfirmed. Mii costumes disconfirm.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2021

Remember, kids: It's not a Jojo reference, it was a reference in Jojo.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2021

Heaven's Door? Isn't that the cult with the sneakers?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2021

I can't believe Nintendo wouldn't allow Spark the Electric Jester but are completely fine with Dynos and Ghosts

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2021

I once saw a Scrimblo Bimblo copypasta that used the Commodore 64 as a "wacky irrelevant system!" example - but like, why ISN'T there microcomputer rep in Smash? If you're to make a "celebration of gaming history" there's no good reason to forget the micros.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2021

If there was a game that was, like I dunno, sent back in time and successfully prevented WW2, but it was PlayStation exclusive Smash fans would still call it unimportant.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2021

Where have asbestos memes been all my life?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2021

The Nick Wilde golf game was one thing, but this is a step too far. How is this allowed?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2021

You could swap the subjects of MatPat's two most infamous theories and they make much more sense

Ness growing up to become Mario (and on the same note, Paula growing up to become Peach) is 100% an absurd headcanon, but it kinda works and fits well enough if you can suspend your disbelief a little - there's certainly a bit of resemblance if you look beyond the differing art styles. At the very least it's not fundamentally centered around the idea of bones not being organic matter.

Sans literally commits perfidy (which is against the Geneva Convention) in his monologue before the final battle of Undertale's genocide route, and exlaims "get dunked on!" after killing a child. Even if they're a child that also takes pleasure in murder, that still inherently makes Sans a psychopath.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2021

When/if I get into game dev, my dream projects would be

Drill Dozer remake or sequel (number #1 dream project)
Platformer starring an 80s arcade mascot
Pac-Man 2 remake or sequel
Wallace & Gromit 3D collectathon
Platform fighter game
Yoshi's Island sequel
Footracing platformer game
Parodic crossover game development simulator
Something or other involving my old OCs (albiet preferably not a game - they were designed more for a sitcom setting than action or adventure)
Sonic spin-off starring Tails
Radically localising a Japanese game Mean Bean Machine/Mario 2 style
Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network crossover kart racer
Bubsy reboot
New Wario Land with Waluigi and slight Beat-Em-Up elements

Some of these are utterly impossible, I'll be 100% honest, but they'd all be awesome to do.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2021

My stance on the "are there good 3D Sonic games?" debate:

There are good 3D games that feature Sonic

There are good 3D games that play like Sonic

But there's yet to be a good 3D Sonic game - in the sense of a game that features Sonic and plays like Sonic.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2021

If stage song playlists were in SSBU I'd set exclusively Mario music to play on Castle Siege and pretend it's Bowser's Castle.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2021

The off-screen, serialised subplot of the Ratchet & Clank series: Ratchet gets anger management.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2021

Listen out to me on this concept:

A Smash-sized gaming crossover - exclusively featuring cute platformer mascots, "Scrimblo Bimblos" if you will. The game is a 3D platforming foot-racer a la Rayman M.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2021

Me when Dibbly Dog Kart 12 adds Mario as a guest racer and not Fangley the Bugsniper, the tutorial guide from the Germany-exclusive 2013 PS2 spin-off BiddlySoft Workshop: Make Your Own For The First Time Ever! which I have never played in my life, no English fan translation exists for, and only 20,000 copies of shipped due to a pirated copy of the entire Jurassic Park 2 movie being stored on the disc.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2021

I still think it should've been Goomba and not Piranha Plant.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2021

Banksy: paints an obsese Ronald McDonald and military general Mickey Mouse giving a starving African child an iPad on the door of 10 Downing Street
Art teachers:

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2021

Capitalism moment

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2021

I'm writing Gex quotes for fighting every Smash fighter. I honestly doubt a Smash game would contain lines like "just like House, but without the raging acephobia" and “This must be the strange alien race who find Justin Roiland screaming funny.” but people said the same about Bayonetta getting undressed in the middle of a battle so you never know.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2021

Scandalous.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2021

How was I not informed of this earlier?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2021

Whether it's a good future or a bad future is up to you, but it's certainly a possible one.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2021

NintendoLife commenters when Nintendo sends the hosts of a piracy site into crippling multi-million dollar debt that not even a major corporation could handle.

NintendoLife commenters when Nintendo PR gives a small child a sweet response to their request for a non-binary Pokémon character.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2021

Devices when you stay on a Wikia page for more than one minute:

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2021

This and the new Looney Tunes Cartoons alone would really tempt me to get HBO Max if we had it over here.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2021

90s Garfield R&B to soothe the soul

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2021

The whole "gross Wario vs. macho Wario" debate is kinda ridiculous because "gross Wario" didn't just appear out of nowhere and "macho Wario" never went away. I've got a whole compilation of examples or pre-Ware Wario being vulnerable; gross; or goofy here (it was basically the main gameplay mechanic of 2, 3, and 4) - and there's also plenty of examples of Wario being tough and gruff - sometimes even using the Shoulder Bash - in Ware.

Sure, these are all ficticous games in-universe, but at the same time treasure hunting and immense strength are still extremely recurrant elements of Wario's character in WarioWare, even when compared to other common situations Wario is in in microgames such as being aged down or being an egg.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2021

I had a dream where my toenail got ripped off, I ate the bloody toenail, and immediately after someone leaked a Kumatora amiibo that was clearly fake because it used a fan model one of my friends uses a lot, but somehow it really spread and NintendoLife were talking about it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2021

Why are Tweety and Bugs so... curvaceous... on this box art? Did a WayForward artist draw it?
And what's up with Tweety's left feather and right hand?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2021

What Disney and General Mills wanted us to think: "What a ridiculous crossover! haha"
What I'm thinking: "Since when were unicorns in Lucky Charms?"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2021

We live in a society

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2021

Yo, they really did add the rabbit from PewDiePie's Five Nights at Freddy's thumbnail to Bomberman.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2021

Imagine if the rumoured DK game ends up being a fully fledged open world 3D platformer that only the Switch Pro is capable of running

LET ME EMPHASISE: THAT'S THE BAD TIMELINE. THE NIGHTMARE, NOT THE DREAM

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2021

New Pokémon Snap is good but god damn, of all the things to bring back from the OG game they really chose backtracking and permanent upgrades? Those are two of my biggest gaming pet peeves.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2021

That new Scooby/Courage crossover has got me thinking about how D2V movies would be the perfect way for CN (and Nick) to revive and reintroduce their 90s and 2000s characters. That way they're not stealing talent or airtime from new concepts, and thanks to both, infrequent releases and longer lengths, concept burnout will come much slower than if they were to make a weekly series while burdened with the task of not repeating concepts from the original series.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2021

If you're part of a younger generation and never heard of Nintendogs it must be super weird to see a realistic dog come out of the Assist Trophy and take up the entire screen.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2021

Sometimes I wonder what fans of the original, gritty, bloody Ninja Turtles comics thought when the characters were lightened down for Saturday mornings.

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