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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2021

There was never a "big 4" or "unbreakable team" of Smash requests. Not everyone who wanted Ridley also wanted K. Rool, not everyone who wanted K. Rool also wanted Banjo, not everyone who wanted Banjo also wants Geno. Outside of some surface level similarities between K. Rool & Banjo and K. Rool & Ridley there is absolutely nothing tying these characters together beyond "they were on Nintendo consoles in the 90s and don't appear much nowadays" and no reason one can't join without the others.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2021

Transformers,
lit'rally racist
Transformers,
A voice actor left.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 14, 2021

I'm seeing everyone talk about leaks, but I'm not seeing any actual leaks.

"When are we gonna get to the leaks?"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2021

For some reason a lot of entitled gamers, platformer fans especially, are under the misconception that nobody (other than racist 12 year olds) likes gritty brown shooters, or the developers making them don't care... like, no. That's not how it works.

There's plenty of genres I don't like but I would never accuse an entire genre of being disingeneous cash-grabs. We haven't had a homogeneity problem in games since the PS3 days.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2021

Honestly, I'd prefer my favourite series to die on a high note than be handed to people who either don't care about them or don't get the magic.

Image related. Image VERY related.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2021

I didn't know Gangsta Rocko was that popular a request! He hasn't had a new game in years so there must be some foreign following for him like with Terry.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2021

Everyone talks about how heavy and radical the leftist political themes of Mother 3 are, but let's not forget that Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland is about how capitalism is slavery. It's not subtle or even an allegory of any kind, the plot of the game is literally just "capitalism is slavery."

I'm starting to understand why there aren't any Spirits from this game.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2021

"Don't ever be excited" is unironically good advice.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2021

Just found out bribery is illegal

No paying Nintendo to add Muddy Mole to Smash

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2021

Reminder in the midst of E3 hype: game companies owe you a quality product, nothing more, nothing less. Microsoft does not owe you Banjo-Threeie, Nintendo does not owe you F-Zero DX, Sony does not owe you Jak and Daxter 5, and frankly if they did, the aforementioned series would be worse off for it. Nobody wants to make or play a game solely produced out of obligation.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2021

DuckTales Remastered really overused the Moon theme, I'm pretty sure a majority of the new tracks in the game used some sort of Moon theme motif.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2021

IMO the most glaring Spirit ommision isn't Porky or the Broodals or Adeleine, but rather Buzzy Beetle.

Why wouldn't you have a Spirit for Buzzy Beetle? What possible reason is there to not include it, and what possible way is there that they could forget it?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 13, 2021

This image has a slightly ominous aura.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2021

We get a lot of CRT filters in games, but what we really need is jumbotron/LED dot filters.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2021

Internet: goes down because someone's using the microwave
YouTube: "isn't now the perfect time to watch your video in stunning 4K with a smooth 60FPS?"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2021

Controversial opinion: 3D Land is the best 3D Mario.

Yes, Land. Not a typo. I didn't mean World. I mean the one on the 3DS.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2021

Kirby stans: "Kirby is better than your favourite character because he's cute AND kills gods!"

Yes, because Kirby is the only fictional character ever to display strength higher than their appearance implies. Kirby is the only cute platformer game mascot who could possibly stand a chance against a reality warper, a god, time lords, or a literal planet.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 12, 2021

Marge didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose her.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

Some day we'll find it, the

The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

Make a malicious virus that deletes all the user's data
Forget to remove the "Delete all data? (Y/N)" prompt
Little to no damages

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

Smash has less degrees of seperation to GoAnimate than it has to Crash Bandicoot
(Smash > Street Fighter > GoAnimate)
(Smash > Donkey Kong > Skylanders > Crash Bandicoot)

GoAnimate.com Expands Lineup of Street Fighter Characters, Enables Mashup with Star Trek, It's Happy Bunny and Willie Nelson

New York, NY (PRWEB) May 8, 2009 -- GoAnimate.com, the online platform that enables everyone to create their own customizable animations, today announced that

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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

With the success of Mario + Rabbids, it's surprising they haven't tried porting around Go Home, as that's widely agreed to be the second best Rabbids game.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

Smash fans when a disgraced competitive player gets harassed into an attempted suicide:

Smash fans when someone rapidly taps down on their joystick:

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

I don't see why a decloned Daisy and Waluigi in Smash are treated as "mutually exclusive" - give Daisy the sports and give Waluigi the weirdness, they could easily coexist.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

YOOOOO MARIO + RABBIDS 2 LET'S GOOOOOOOO

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

Added as a playable: Bowser, who was barely relevant to the one Mario game on a Sony platform and totally unnecessary when Mario's already there
Costume: The Viscount Devil, a great nostalgic legend who never sees use
Not even thought about: Dracula from Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion XL. Underappreciated art.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

If we're gonna have a million swordfighters, at least give us the OG.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Game released before 1987 that wasn't made by Namco or Nintendo: exists
People who only play games from the NES and later:

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Was Peach's frying pan forward smash based on Game & Watch Gallery 2 or Super Mario RPG? - Analysis
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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Smash speculators explaining how the 7 lines of dialogue said by Prince Dreambert in Mario & Luigi: Dream Team left a bigger impact on the gaming industry than Quake, PaRappa the Rapper, Shadow of the Colossus, and the entire Grand Theft Auto series combined.

Not that I'm the sort of person to choose Smash characters based on importance/relevence, but saying pretty much any 1st party Nintendo character not already in the game (except maybe Waluigi and Tingle, but that assesment may be biased as I'm a fan of both) is important at all, let alone more so than someone like Hero or Sephiroth, is a bit fat lie.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

I spent so much of my childhood surrounded by internet nostalgia culture that I'm more 80s/90s kid than I am 2000s/2010s kid, and TBH I'm a little glad for it. Anemoia is something I consider to be almost a core of my identity, which sounds a little pathetic when I say it out loud, but thinking about the past while watching or playing something from it just makes me happy.

Creating utterly nonsense scenarios like setting up an all-CPU Smash battle to show a rowdy bunch of 90s console war teenagers what characters of the time will be up to in the future through time travel, or watching Rugrats or Animaniacs and pretending to be a 10 year old raised on He-Man and Thundercats getting his mind blown by seeing quality animation on TV for the first time, it just feels good.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

"I sure do love airing new episodes of my popular children's TV series on this holy day of May 1st 2007! What could possibly go wrong?"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

If Phoenix Wright got in Smash, it's entirely possible we could get a remix of Jailer's Elegy, A.K.A. the Greeny Phatom theme.

Not very likely as it's not an upbeat song, but Smash has livened up sad songs before and it wouldn't be surprising to hear it quoted in passing.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Smash roster with 4 fighters from each company:

Representing Nintendo:

Mario
Link (The Legend of Zelda)
Pikachu (Pikachu)
Scent Hound (Duck Hunt)

Representing Sony:

Kratos (God of War)
Ratchet and Clank
PaRappa the Rapper
Joel and Ellie (The Last of Us)

Representing Microsoft:

Steve (Minecraft)
Master Chief (Halo)
Doomguy (Doom)
Vault Boy (Fallout)

Representing Valve:

Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
Chell (Portal)
Heavy (Team Fortress)
Bill (Left 4 Dead)

Representing Sega:

Sonic the Hedgehog
Jacky (Virtua Fighter)
Arle Nadja (Puyo Puyo)
Joker (Persona)

Representing Atari:

Yorgle (Adventure)
Yar (Yars’ Revenge)
Eyes (Haunted House)
Bentley Bear (Crystal Castles)

Representing Square Enix:

Space Invader
Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
Hero (Dragon Quest)
Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy)

Representing Konami:

Simon Belmont (Castlevania)
Solid Snake (Metal Gear)
Frogger
Bomberman

Representing Capcom:

Ryu (Street Fighter)
Mega Man
Dante (Devil May Cry)
Phoenix Wright

Representing Bandai-Namco:

Pac-Man
Chosen Undead (Dark Souls)
Heihachi (Tekken)
Siegfried (Soul Calibur)

Representing Ubisoft:

Ezio (Assassin’s Creed)
Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell)
Just Dancer
Rayman

Representing Activision:

Captain Price (Call of Duty)
Lou (Guitar Hero)
Crash Bandicoot
Tracer (Overwatch)

Representing EA:

Commander Shepard (Mass Effect)
Sim
Faith Connors (Mirror’s Edge)
Crazy Dave (Plants vs. Zombies)

Representing Disney:

Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island)
Purple Tentacle (Day of the Tentacle)
Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
Penguin (Club Penguin)

Representing Warner Brothers:

Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
Agent 47 (Hitman)
The Kid (Bastion)
Maxwell (Scribblenauts)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

I decided to do a "4 fighters for each company" Smash roster, and some companies I've really had to stretch for.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Honestly I think Knight & Ostrich from Joust would be a better newcomer than Balloon Fighter. If you remove your emotional attachment to a businessman Balloon Fighter doesn't have much to offer and comes from a greatly derivative game.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

People who say "misandry doesn't exist" don't understand that misandry is itself a form of misogyny as it places women on a pedestal, as superiors if you will, and experiences with it are likely to subconciously, or even conciously, induce anti-female biases. The same goes with "reverse" racism.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

There's a brand of microwave pizza in the UK called Chicago Town. They recently introduced a new slogan and I have naught a clue how nobody in the boardroom figured out the impications of it.

Their pizzas are really good though.

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