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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

"What logo animation should we use to represent our game studio?"
"How about a baby getting devoured by shadow demons?"
"No, we can't do tha-"
"Too late, I already painstakingly sprited the whole thing"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

Crashboards, lag, AND an accidental double post. Three hit combo.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

Sonic CD

Sonic Unleashed

Sonic Adventure 2

Sonic Generations

Sonic Forces

Sonic 3D Blast

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

I hate this guy, I hate his resting poop-eating grin, I hate his toothpaste hair, I hate his marshmallow hat, I hate his weird kinda-flaired trousers, and I especially hate all the seizures he's caused.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

Can we please stop calling open world games "the future"? The future should be a varied ecosystem of all kinds of games for all players, not just whatever the "most advanced" game type is.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

I agreed with very few of the things RelaxAlax said in his oversimplified logos videos, but his worst take was that this mess is a good logo:

I genuinely thought it said "logo" and said "hey, that's clever!" right before he revealed it to be the HP logo and I felt both bamboozled and second-hand embarassed.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

This video is cursed.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

I feel like MatPat was preparing young me to be the radical leftist I am today, he used vidya gams to trick me into learning about MK Ultra and banana republics. Judging by his Lorax video though, he seems like a different type of liberal nowadays... neoliberal.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

My brain neurons trying to figure out the meaning of the wolf scene in Fantastic Mr. Fox

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

If the Flintstones were vegan that would completely change the course of the Hanna Barbera cinematic universe - they'd all be semi-Amish because none of the major tech revolutions happened in the stone age. Can you imagine Scooby-Doo without a van? I sure can't.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

75M is actually really fun with 8 players. Were it introduced in Wii U or SSBU it'd likely be thought of more fondly.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

Whatever you do do not say "Sonic 06" with the second i swapped for an e.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

I wanna be the very best
like no one ever was
to catch them is my real test
to train them is my cause

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide
each

Oh. The word "Pokemon" comes way earlier into the song than I expected. The joke doesn't really work like this.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

How long has Wikipedia said that Waluigi is in Komiks Presents: Tiny Tony?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

The Google Stadia has conquered 68.99% of the gaming market! [citation needed] Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft must work together to restore balance and quench the monopoly! With the powers of their most popular, iconic hardware [citation needed] combined into one, they are...

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

"GameCube Mii costume with controllers for limbs" sounded so great in my head

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

I don't get why DeepFakes and AI-generated music scare people so much. They're pretty unreliable and even if they were to improve drasticly machines will always be even the slightest bit unreliable. As long as we still have Snopes, everything will be fine.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

Who is buying all these Moorhuhn games?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

You can no longer legally acquire the Marge Simpson novelty satnav voice and as a direct result, I have decided not to learn to drive.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

I ordered a 2DS and WarioWare Gold. I'll try to get Rhythm Heaven Megamix at some point too.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

I can't really relate to memes like this because UK WiFi quality is so universally bad and inconsistent that having the bar down by one is usually a good sign.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

Just want to draw your attention to the fact there will be an officially licensed Switch game featuring an MS Paint resize tool-crushed Super Gangsta Mario

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

A small part of me misses custom moves, but a much larger part of me is glad they spent all that dev time on balancing the roster and adding new fighters.... and also that there's no more of that god forsaken DK tornado punch move.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

I'm not the sort of person to get all worked up about cartoon character ages ~~(if you saw my old DeviantArt you'd know that)~~ but...

I just found out Molly from Arthur is supposed to be 9, and I still can't wrap my head around it. I always assumed the Elwood City school was just a middle school but no. The denim jacket-wearing butch lesbian is supposed to be 9.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

A lot of times I'll say Super Monkey Ball 2 is the best 3D Sonic game, which might seem absurd at first - but I should establish that when I say "Sonic game" I don't mean a game with Sonic in it as much as a game with a very specific gameplay style - specifically a momentum-based platformer revolving around balancing speed with precision while being treated as a spherical object - which Monkey Ball does perfectly and none of the 3D games with Sonic in them have, to my knowledge, fully attempted.

Best 3D game with Sonic in it? Call it a hot take but I'm quite partial to Lost World.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

Think about this for a second: 8 million people have played a game with Mr. Crumb in it.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

Most awkward memory: when I was in secondary school and the staff put on a funny animals video to entertain us, and one of the clips was a gorilla whacking off.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2021

Well guys, we've got a GOTY locked.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2021

I've always loved the TV show intros where they just show a collage of screens with random scenes from the already-produced episodes. It's so blatantly lazy yet so pleasing somehow.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2021

I love the intro-to-video contrast here

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2021

I don't get why people want "8-bit Mario" in Smash. A pixel fighter sounds great, but an 8-bit Mario is the worst possible choice.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2021

Why does Simpsons Old Movie Sonic look better than Simpsons New Movie Sonic?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2021

DaSpermCell
DaFetus
DaBaby
DaInfant
DaChild
DaTeenager
DaYoungAdult
DaMiddleAgedMan
DaElderlyMan
DaCorpse
DaVulturePoop

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2021

Oh sweet Jesus they were not lying about those strobe effects in Balan Wonderworld.

What is it with Yuji Naka creations and having a rough time in 3D? Even Nights got it pretty bad come the Wii game. Let's be glad they never made a 3D Ivy the Kiwi.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2021

Me: presses the back button
News websites:

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2021

I made a roster for a Nickelodeon vs. Cartoon Network fighting game because I was bored and couldn't get the idea out of my head.

NICK:
SpongeBob
Mr. Krabs (Note: you don’t actually play as Mr. Krabs, you play as Squidward while Mr. Krabs gives demands in the background. He takes the credit on the character select and results screens, but the in-battle UI gives Squidward his rightful dues)
Leonardo
Shredder
Reptar
Ren and Stimpy
Rocko
Otto Rocket
Timmy Turner
Zim and GIR (the only puppet character of the many team fighters)
Jimmy Neutron
Jenny Wakeman
Danny Phantom
Aang
Korra
Fanboy and Chum Chum
Lincoln Loud
Miko Kubota
Rango (although still a part of the Nickelodeon brand by technicality, he is considered a guest fighter due to not having his own show)
Danger Mouse (guest character, included due to importance to Nick’s history)

CN:
Finn and Jake
Marceline
Dexter
Johnny Bravo
Powerpuff Girls (the only stance fighter of the many team characters)
Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy
Courage
Samurai Jack
Grim, Billy, and Mandy
Mac and Bloo
Ben 10 (Teen)
Vilgax
Chowder
Mordecai and Rigby
Gumball
Steven Universe (Young)
KO
Mao Mao
Bugs Bunny (guest character)
Fred Flintstone (guest character, chosen over Scooby due to better moveset potential)

While not every show has a fighter, every single original show of both channels will get at least one stage as long as there are no legal issues (sorry, Funnie) and the location or art style is distinct enough to be instantly recognisable. Some live action Nick shows also recieve stages.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2021

UK: Take a gander at them bloody yanks with their barmy galon soda cups!
Also the UK:

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2021

You can win hundreds or even thousands from the lottery GAURANTEED using this simple trick!:

Don't partake in the lottery.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 24, 2021

It's kinda surprising that, to my knowledge, SpongeBob and The Simpsons haven't ever officially crossed over. A crossover episode obviously wouldn't work given one is a children's absurdist slapstick cartoon and the other is a satirical down to earth sitcom - but a couch gag or some sort of crossover Super Bowl ad really feels like a no brainer given they're probably the two biggest comedy properties, animated or otherwise, on the planet.

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