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Wario Wario Wario · Dec 7, 2020

I feel memes like this that I loved when I was 15 or so has not only impacted my sense of humour, but also my sense of story telling.

Me and a friend write fanfiction AUs together, and his ideas are all normal things like "what if this character was the opposite gender?" "what if this character was that character's sibling?" "what if this character went through the adventures that character went through?" and mine are always like "WHAT IF THIS CHARACTER WAS A LIVING FOOD PERSON FROM A LIVING FOOD SOCIETY WHERE EATING ONE ANOTHER IS CONSIDERED NORMAL AND ACCEPTABLE BECAUSE THEY CAN ALL REGENERATE AND THEY HAVE PEOPLE RESTAURANTS" or "WHAT IF THIS CHARACTER LIVED IN A WORLD WHERE BEING GROTESQUELY OBESE IS HEALTHY AND THE NORM AND THEY'RE THE SIZE OF 3 PEOPLE FROM OUR WORLD STACKED ATOP EACH OTHER."

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 7, 2020

The new Drawn to Life looks like garbage.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 7, 2020

CTR has been selling better than MK8D on the eShop over the past 2 weeks

Finally, people have taste.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 7, 2020

When I play Omega/BF, my first options are usually Fourside or Super Happy Tree, both of those stages are super aesthetically pleasing.

Let's be happy the Super Happy Tree isn't called the Super Happy Ivory Tree.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 6, 2020

Yo!!! Nintendo just approved a Dolphin emulator for Wii!

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 6, 2020

REJECT MARIO, EMBRACE BUBSY.

Bubsy's port compilation was reasonably priced.
Bubsy supports his fans for enjoying his game, even in different ways than intended.
Bubsy doesn't send a C&D to a charity fundraisers mourning a deceased man.
Bubsy doesn't cancel games because of literal racism.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 6, 2020

They say the sacred instrument's magical tones can revive the dead and cleanse pollution.

Otoad64 · Dec 6, 2020

why are you against ganondorf being decloned?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 6, 2020

Wario is a better businessman than Doug Bowser - because at the very least Wario understands the competitive potential of his games enough to host a tournament with a large cash prize, regardless of who ended up getting that cash prize.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 6, 2020

I can't believe it. Slippi for Ultimate. Don't tell Nintendo.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 6, 2020

That must've been the longest Korean spambot drought in a while.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 6, 2020

One thing I've been saying for years is that Nintendo should release their legacy games on rival platforms. Nobody's gonna buy a Switch (Online Membership) just to play retro games, but Steam or PS4 ports of tried and true classics like Yoshi's Island or Ocarina of Time could make Nintendo millions.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2020

I learned a surprising amount of valuable lessons from CTR:NF - but I think the one that's the most important is to separate artists (and in turn art) from corporation.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2020

When you've never played the game the DYKGaming episode is about:

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2020

If MTX can encourage and/or fund consistently great regular content drops for a game they're 100% fine by me.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2020

24 Frames of Nick's Sausage Party video is literally just him reading the plot of the film, then saying the opposite.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2020

Never forget: Dennis the Menace was so upset the writers forced him into a romantic plotline that he froze time beyond the 4th wall, broke out of the cinema screen and rewrote the ending of the god damn movie he was in by MODIFYING INDIVIDUAL FRAMES OF THE FILM REEL.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2020

Idea: blatantly rip off a character so obscure, generic, and inconsequential that the original owners would never think to sue - and probably never thought to copyright the character in the first place. A fun, if very risky, experiment in the lengths copyright law will go.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2020

A lot of non-Crash fans don't really realise that people don't like Crash in spite of the linear level design but rather BECAUSE of the linear level design. Non-linearity is often treated as an objective improvement when that's a complete lie (or at the least dire misconception) - comparing a collectathon to a corridor platformer is like comparing a Metroidvania to a 2D Mario or Sonic game, they're completely different things.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 5, 2020

The Ratatouille TikTok musical is genuine genius.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 4, 2020

I still don't get why people want more crossover characters in Mario Kart. I'm not opposed to them being there, but when people are asking for D-list Nintendo characters like Captain Falcon when we don't even have Kamek, Boom Boom, Goomba or ANY Wario series characters yet you just gotta stop and wonder.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 4, 2020

Just found out Jump King is on Switch, this will be a gloriously masochistic experience. (I do have Steam, but buying Switch games is more convenient to me)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 4, 2020

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 4, 2020

I never got why frame rate and other graphical things are used to advertise games. Who looks at a game's store description and thinks "ooh goody, 60FPS and ray tracing!" and not y'know... "ooh goody, high difficulty and tight controls!" or something actually substantial like that?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 4, 2020

Sometimes it can come off like a company is hiding some dark secret when in reality they just have a super incompetent and clueless PR department.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2020

Reminder: Catscratch was based on a dramatic mecha comic.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2020

When you find out Circle of Life's Zulu lyrics translate literally to
"There comes a lion, oh yes it's a lion (x2),
lion, we're going to conquer, lion,
it's a lion and tiger (x9)"
it becomes a lot less epic and powerful.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2020

As a Brit I am not at all offended by lots of movie villains having British accents - what offends me is the specific accents they choose. The stereotypical "posh British villain" accent is nowhere near as threatening and confrontational as a cockney accent.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2020

Remember when people were unironically comparing SpongeBob Rehydrated to Last of Us Part 2? what a cursed time period.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

Nintendo should just let Microsoft handle official connections with the competitive community.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

Human Crash Bandicoot characters look like offensive caricatures of ethnic groups that don't exist.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

I'm getting these super annoying YouTube ads for "Bulldog Skin Care Products" where a bulldog with a thick British accent and unmoving lips shouts at me about moisturiser.

Yes, because a literal freak of nature so poorly bred it can barely breathe is the perfect mascot for self care products.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

Dreamworks' old trailers basically being mini behind the scenes documentaries (take for example the Over the Hedge trailer in the video I posted) was such a great idea, but they were executed so poorly.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

"Charlie Brown holiday specials removed from yearly circulation by the ABC"
Heh, Americans get worked up over noth-
"Wallace & Gromit shorts removed from yearly circulation by the BBC"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

One time I mentioned Skywalker Ranch in passing to my dad and he was trying to figure out which Star Wars movie had a ranch in it.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

Ratatouille is such a perfect movie. Except the kiss scene. All my homies hate the Ratatouille kiss scene.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

I'm very hyped for Soul, so I threw this together.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

I love how Toy Story 3 casually had one of the most iconic, beloved anime characters of all time cameo in the film with no plot relevance nor any attention given in the marketing.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

Why I'm anti-social
People around me:

Me:

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

Ahh yes, my favourite Alvin album.

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