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Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2020

I've been waiting a long time for the next Bubsy game to be announced. It seems the pattern will be one every two years, each having some sort of important date (launch, reveal, e.t.c.) close to Halloween. The only hint we really have right now is the official Bubsy lurking silently on the semi-official Bubsy fan Discord a few months after PoF's release, meaning they may be taking notes for the next instalment. I have high hopes for Bubsy. Paws on Fire is 'aight, and I think if they get the right devs he could really be something special.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2020

Why shouldn't you shower near a Pikachu?

Because he's electric. Electricity and showers don't go well.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2020

I've been celebrating Pac-Man's 40th anniversary more than I ever have for the birthday of any real person I've known in my life, including myself.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2020

I love how all the Minecraft DLC crossovers have kinda obscure references - like you're not gonna see a Stanley the Bugman or Pac-Devil skin there, but it's still neat to see Jr. Pac-Man or Boom Boom in there

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2020

These two consoles couldn't be further apart aesthetically, but the Xbox Series X really reminds me of the Game Boy Colour - in that certain games were designed for the latter console (GBC/XBSX) but could be run as deoptimised versions on the prior console (GB/XB1)

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2020

There's no way we're not getting ARMS 2. It's inevitable.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2020

You haven't seen bad video game box art until you've seen the Game Boy version of Dig Dug.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2020

The pre-Simpsons animation industry had the exact opposite problem it has today: nowadays they're taking way too many animated properties and making them live action, in the 70s/early 80s they were doing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjH7zh_vg0E

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2020

When I first heard Black Beatles I thought it was an edgy cover of Hey Ya.

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2020

Hamboning would be a completely useless skill for Johnny Test characters - they could just rhythmically whipcrack their arms to the tune of Shave and a Haircut.

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2020

I never got the stigma behind "dolled up instalments" - usually I find the "dolled up" equivalents to be much more cosmetically appealing.

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2020

A good way to resolve the "Koopalings taking up too many slots" issue would be to have them all shoved into one big clown car. Maybe it wouldn't work for Mario Kart, but it'd work for Tennis, Party, e.t.c.

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2020

Mavis Beacon is not a real person. You know what that means!

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2020

a DKC trilogy remake with Pixar-esque graphics (realistic but with cartoony character designs) would be amazing.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2020

What do the ARMS characters look like with their gloves off?

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2020

You've heard of Sans is Ness, now get ready for Tamagon is Yoshi!

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2020

The new Looney Tunes shorts are amazing. I like how one (Tunnel Vision) puts on a slight grainy filter to make it feel more vintage.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2020

I'd say the 4 game series most important to gaming history yet to be in Smash are Space Invaders, Mortal Kombat, Grand Theft Auto and Minecraft.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2020

I just woke up and YouTube is already recommending me a video analysis on the Game & Watch version of Mario Bros. Brilliant.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2020

There's a rumour in Brazil that HBO Max is going to make a PaRappa show, hope (but doubt) it's true!

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2020

Can you imagine a world where all mascots are replaced with their failed predecessors? Like, there's controversy over Speedee the burger-headed chef causing childhood obesity, the new live action Alex Kidd movie had to be redesigned, people are turning Gnorm Gnat into an eldritch abomination, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is used in pretentious graffiti to satirise Disney's monopoly...

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2020

I'm watching Canadian Guy Eh's video on the lack of a Banjo-Kazooie remake and... wow, this guy doesn't understand how game dev works, does he? there's more to developing a game than simply "YoU wAnT tO mAkE mOnEy DoN't YoU?".

Wario Wario Wario · May 17, 2020

I hear "did you know 70% of...", I click the "unsubscribe" button.

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2020

The new Toucan Sam looks like something someone on 4chan would draw to make fun of Thundercats Roar and Steven Universe, NOT a professional product. The worst part is that it wouldn't even be that bad if the mouth was aligned correctly and you dropped the rainbow gradient and sparkles.

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2020

I got Reddit Gold on a post I made, but I don't like the idea of Reddit Gold so in an act of protest I gave someone Reddit Gold for a really low quality Fanboy and Chum Chum meme.

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2020

People who put ray tracing in games without them clearly don't know how mirages work.

Wario Wario Wario · May 16, 2020

Boycotting Disney is the most pathetic thing I can imagine a human being doing. It's like trying to extinguish the sun with a garden hose.

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

OK, I need a game idea that will sell the least copies, so far my ideas are:

Dynamite Headdy and Jill Dozer at the Paralympic Games
Dead or Alive X-Treme Polar Ice Caps Volleyball
Pre-NES Ports of Donkey Kong Jr: Legacy Collection
Limbo: Dancing All Night
I Peel Good Effect
Untitled Tapeworm Game
Amy's Baking Company Treasure Land Adventure
ConnerTheWaffle Adventures: StolenFanArt-imiliation
House of the Dead Teaches Typi-wait what?

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

I think a lot about that one meme where it's a picture of a ton of news articles about Nintendo removing the feather from Mr. G&W followed by that picture of SpongeBob and Patrick in a destroyed city saying "we saved the city!" - like, that makes no sense. They removed an offensive feather, they didn't destroy anything. It's not like it's a "grave threat to game preservation" - if the anti-censorship crowd really cared about G&W preservation there'd be a lot more G&W roms for Mame.

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

Is it like, a legal requirement for all Canadian companies to have a maple leaf somewhere in their logo? Knowing Canadian television laws that really wouldn't be surprising.

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

Do you ever get into a big argument and not regret what you said but rather how you said it?

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

Turns out there's already a non-video game character in Smash. https://pacman.fandom.com/wiki/Pac-Man_Bank

TL;DR: Pac-Man was plagiarised from a toy, but the Tomy were cool with it and agreed to make products tying in to the Pac-Man game.

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

After getting serious about Space Invader in Smash I'm starting to understand how a certain other space villain's fans felt about the "too big" argument. Space Invaders deserves better than just a stage, Spirit Board event, or AT.

Shameless plug for the SI thread BTW: https://smashboards.com/threads/we-are-invaders-from-space-the-space-invaders-support-thread.455172

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

If a trope exists, there's a Canadian-French cartoon about a school for it.

Wario Wario Wario · May 15, 2020

Shame they rereleased Panel De Pon instead of Tetris Attack.

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2020

The Tails leak.

It's fake.

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2020

YouTube is down, but Purple Monkey Dishwasher is on the case. Probably.

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2020

Jojo references are just the modern day equivalent to Star Wars references.

Imagine if they did an officially licensed Jojo/Family Guy crossover, like the Star Wars ones beforehand...

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2020

Nintendo should release a peripheral that lets you copy the contents of old game cartridges and discs onto the Switch.

Wario Wario Wario · May 14, 2020

Gamexplain - Peach

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