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Wario Wario Wario

Wario Wario Wario

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    Every niche YouTube channel is going to start an obnoxiously popular meme that eventually gets completely detached from the channel at some point - OneyPlays had Woah, SiIvaGunner had We Are Number One and I'm pretty sure Ugandan Knuckles came from a rather obscure game review channel too.
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    im playing through the original donkey kong on dk64 im stuck on this stage the bumpers keep killing me and sometimes i fall from being too high or falling into the abyss what do i do
    Wario Wario Wario
    It's not that you can't be funny without "political incorrectness", it's more that you can't be funny WITH "political incorrectness".
    StarBot
    StarBot
    I seen a lot of funny stuff that are technically “political correct“ (Or most of cause, no political context whatsoever)

    What you meant is “you CAN be funny, WITHOUT oppression and punching down”

    Or edginess in general
    Wario Wario Wario
    My view this that base game ATs, Spirits and Mii Costumes don't deconfirm, but DLC Spirits and Mii Costumes do.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Who is the British guy who says "some viewers may find this disturbing" at the beginning of Mr. Enter's videos, and what is he up to now?
    Wario Wario Wario
    I wouldn't be opposed to Freddy Fazbear as a fighter. I'm not a big FNaF fan at all, but I feel Freddy could have a good moveset - in fact, I think he'd be the best possible horror rep IMO since he uses his bear hands (get it?) instead of a sword or a knife, could be unique as a super-fast superheavy and wouldn't have to be censored much given he comes from a relatively kid-friendly series with barely any controversial themes. (That's why I'm against Monika - her game is all about suicide so it could draw some really bad attention to Smash)

    through I'm only game if they don't wimp out with the jumpscares.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Hoping for as many leaks as possible this season, both fake and real - I love the thrill of the detective game!
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    It won't be thrilling once toxic discussion pops up.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    Normally the more toxic discussion is the anti-leak discussion - have you seen those Nintendo Life comment sections?
    Wario Wario Wario
    If a game commercial among the lines of "Genesis Does What Nintendon't" came out today it'd be burned alive - even by the manufacturer's fans.
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    Champion of Hyrule
    Champion of Hyrule
    I like how the Genesis Mini’s advertisement tries to bring back the classic “Genesis does what nintendon’t” even though the Genesis mini was Sega’s way of capitalizing on the success of something Nintendo did
    MajoraMoon
    MajoraMoon
    I wish companies did more commercials similar to the ones for NES and Genesis. Like say....Sonic Mania
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    KirbyWorshipper2465
    Genesis Mini had M2. PS Classic lacked Dual Shock.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Have you ever heard of Grizzly Tales? It's a British kids' show that's literally about children dying. That's the plot of the show - a child does something mildly annoying for their parents and gets killed. I like some pretty messed up stuff (hell, we're on a forum about a game where you can blow up children and dogs with high class military weapons) but I draw the line at a show telling kids that they'll be murdered and eaten if they don't eat spaghetti. Oh no, I'm not exaggerating, that was an actual episode - Season 1 Episode 2, "The Spaghetti Man".

    And people said Ren and Stimpy was dark...
    Wario Wario Wario
    Let's say I'm a game dev - I'm not (yet), but still: if Sakurai approached me about adding a character I created to Smash I'd go with one of two options, either: 1. request Muddy Mole or Jill (Drill Dozer) be in the game instead of my character, or 2. allow Sakurai to add my character but only if I can make their trailer and make it the biggest, most unprofessional ****post ever.
    Wario Wario Wario
    My ideal pipe dream Fighters' Pass 2 would be:

    Waluigi
    Dr. Eggman
    Jill (Drill Dozer)
    Muddy Mole
    Crash Bandicoot
    PaRappa the Rapper
    Wario Wario Wario
    There's something so wholesome about those "fanon" wikis where people, usually kids, write up their ideas for sequels to their favourite obscure retro games - especially the ones where they're meticulous enough to detail things like the unused content and marketing of their ideal Dynamite Headdy 14 or Gex/Klonoa racing game crossover.

    This is why emulation and re-releases are important - to inspire future generations of game designers. Maybe some day in the future one of these very special kids will release their own 3D platformer sequel to Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy!
    Wario Wario Wario
    "Sonic will never be in Smash"
    "Miis will never be in Smash"
    "Pac-Man will never be in Smash"
    "Mewtwo will never return to Smash"
    "Ryu will never be in Smash"
    "Cloud will never be in Smash"
    "Bayonetta will never be in Smash"
    "Daisy will never be in Smash"
    "Ridley will never be in Smash"
    "Banjo will never be in Smash"
    "Sans will never be in Smash"

    Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

    Waaaah.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Bubsy: Paws on Fire! is one of the most underrated (not overlooked mind you, just underrated) games on Switch - it's way better than people say it is and honestly I feel people only dislike it because Bubsy's in it.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I'm interested in game dev, and the top series on my "I want to work on this series" list are Bubsy, Drill Dozer and Mole Mania. Really reaching for the stars, eh?
    Wario Wario Wario
    Imagine if Fighter's Pass 2 was the reverse of FP1, a ton of platformer furries and one anime boy with a sword.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I remember how users on Miiverse (specifically the Smash Bros, Wii Fit U and New Super Luigi U communities) used to have "Bikini Weeks" or something like that, and I had a ton of fun reporting them.
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    RetrogamerMax
    I know right? Honestly, it's probably a good thing that it is gone. I did meet a few friends there though so I do have a lot of fond memories of the place.
    RealPokeFan11
    RealPokeFan11
    I remember the Miiverse stage back in the day. People used to draw some very "special" content there. Mainly tiddie and peen jokes, but I remember one quote someone left for Mr. Game and Watch players: "G&W is flat like Lucina's chest!"

    I also remember this one guy drawing the Crash Bandicoot "WOAH!" meme face for every character shortly before Miiverse shut down.

    Though I'm glad it shut down, there was a lot of good artwork that some users would draw for certain games, especially the Pokémon community.
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    I remember bikini day, lmao.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I can't really see how you'd adapt Conker to Smash - his whole identity comes from the M rating, censor him for Smash and you've got just another animal mascot.
    Champion of Hyrule
    Champion of Hyrule
    It’s like Doomguy in my opinion. Sure, M Rated characters in Smash is good for the franchise but you lose the fun of the character without violence. He’d become just another space guy
    Wario Wario Wario
    I think no 3 words can ignite more hatred in my soul than "subscribe to PewDiePie".
    Wario Wario Wario
    I write a lot of fanfiction stories with my friend, and I'm only just realising how strange some of these characters are: a transgender severed zombie hand (yes, the hand is trans, not the zombie he comes from), a 12 year old gorgon with PTSD, a girl from the 1950s who escaped her timeline due to prejudice and became a clay dog princess - they make much more sense in context I promise!
    Wario Wario Wario
    Untitled Goose Game getting GOTY is like if Run 2 from Cool Math Games won GOTY. It's not a bad game by any means, in fact it's really good - but not GOTY in the slightest.
    Wario Wario Wario
    Seriously, Toy Story 4 won best animated feature against Missing Link and Klaus?

    What is the Academy smoking? I want some.
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    Fatmanonice
    Fatmanonice
    Klaus should have won. Klaus was basically an instant classic and will be watched decades into the future. Toy Story 4 can barely justify being created. I too am super salty about this.
    MajoraMoon
    MajoraMoon
    I really liked Toy story 4. It nearly made me cry ngl
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    link2702
    Idk/indifferent. Ts3 should have been the official end. Ts4 also forced us to think of things that we always used to just ignore (like how the toys were alive..., forky makes us question all of it...), or remind us that for whatever reason woody doesn’t remember anything of his past, just that he *thinks* he was made in the 1950s. Also why the hell do they keep making buzz dumber and dumber each new movie? He was just delusional the first one since he thought he was the real buzz lightyear, but after he accepted the fact he was a toy, he didn’t act unintelligent. Each new movie he’s just got more idiotic.

    With that said...the toy story movies always know how to hit our heartstrings a bit, this was no different. Woody feeling like he’s lost his place in the world since he never gets played with anymore, gets obsessed with keeping forky around to keep their owner happy and not nervous starting school, really just because it made woody feel like he had purpose again in his life. I also liked this time how the “villain” was a tragic character who got redeemed as opposed to having a “terrible” (but comical) end. We also found out for sure what happened to bo pepe, so that was nice.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I wonder what the "Hoes Mad" crowd think of Sakurai agreeing there are too many FE characters... have the tables finally turned?
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    Deleted member
    Screw that, I'd rather know now, don't like the uncertainty of the DLC.
    RealPokeFan11
    RealPokeFan11
    He's good at leaking base game content, but with DLC, he is a big fat load of barnacles.

    Verge on Twitter: "I heard that!"
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    Deleted member
    True but aside from some things he hasn't been exactly wrong. I don't think he has a Twitter though.
    Wario Wario Wario
    I got an Octonauts video in my recommended and I've only just now realised the octopus has a rabbit nose for some reason.
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