Wario Wario Wario

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 27, 2025

I think this video might be the ideal method of going-back-in-time to show someone from the 90s a future Smash roster

-They're actually in motion with stages
-Chronological order means increasing "what??" factor as they get further and further from their culture
-Every character gets equal devoted screentime, they HAVE to face the reality of asking "the hell is a greninja?" instead of just darting their eyes straight to Sonic
-"Oh god, this is still going on?" factor
-Pac-Man is only shown in pizza form, lead them to complete confusion over how that works
-Ridley jumpscare funny
-Wario's scene merely hints at the reality of his portrayal in contrast to the 90s American view of Wario, leave them with the unease of "Wario's a bit off here huh..." rather than jumping into the fart.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 27, 2025

It's weird how so many people are convinced that Sprunki being gruesome horror is just a fanart thing, when the game is really easy to find; requires no effort at all; and you can get to the horror within literal seconds

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 27, 2025

Turns out Argonaut always owned Buck Bumble and that's why he's absent from Captain Laserhawk lmao.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 26, 2025

pictured: the super geek hero, mixing colours with bad microphone quality

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 26, 2025

i can't believe this the original dvd cover and not a very recent reissue, it just looks too convenient

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 26, 2025

This show is the exact pin-point of "not for me", but "The Gaslight District" is one of the coolest titles I've heard in a while. It just oozes every type of skeevy, great fit for something gritty and violent like that.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 26, 2025

I think that when people talk about the Emoji Movie, they don't note enough that jailbreaking is a literal part of the film and etymology for a character name. Imagine if the Mario movie had a character called Arthur the Card.

Spoiler: fake-emoji heavy

Jailbreak reacts only.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 26, 2025

It's funny to me that one of the first "reboots" so to speak specifically targeting 2010s nostalgia was Content Cop of all things.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 26, 2025

got a reddit ad from thq that said "we proudly don't use ai" and then i go check the comments and it says this

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 25, 2025

for some reason i was making a "giving each character a unique galeem/dharkon theme" list (i genuinely don't get what my obsession with making weird hypothetical scenarios for this unsalvagable game is) and while i didn't finish it i was at least left with the utterly amazing image of pac-man strutting in on the galeem battle when all seems hopeless to the tune of this like the pac-chad he is.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 25, 2025

thought this site got brawl vaulted for a second

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 24, 2025

STRAYS NATION: I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT KETCHUP HAS PICKED UP THE RIGHTS TO FIXED.

this is good news actually

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 23, 2025

Reading the Cookie Run character list and half of these names are "Spicy Ketchup Cookie" while the other half is "Great All-Seeing Bunyip Lord Cookie"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 23, 2025

never forget what copyright law took from us (theatrically released youtube poop)

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 23, 2025

didn't realise i would be charged for the animation vs kickstarter today, had to lower my pledge, averted disaster quite a bit there since i only realised 3 hours before payment.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 23, 2025

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 22, 2025

why was it called the COLD war? blue is cold, but this conflict was over red. learn basic colour theory smh

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 22, 2025

I don't like Metroidvanias at all, but linear platformers that implement backtracking elements into a single level are pure Ludokino. Drill Dozer my beloved.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 22, 2025

"All the original 8/12 need their villains"
No no no, you've got it all wrong. We need the villains for the REAL MVP group of Smash.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 22, 2025

Voice acting peaked here.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 22, 2025

I don't care if this is a typo, make it canon now.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 22, 2025

if pooh wasn't in kingdom hearts from day one do you think there would be vehemont debates over whether kh is appropriate to have pooh in.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 21, 2025

I've been fed so much "X is 20 years old now, feel old yet?" that I was genuinely shocked when I realised that The Simpsons: Movie On The Big Screen (2007) isn't 20 years old yet.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 21, 2025

STOP PLACING GAME BOY COLOR SPRITES BEFORE SNES SPRITES CHRONOLOGICALLY ON YOUTUBE THUMBNAILS

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 21, 2025

"but if they don't send C&Ds, they'll lose their trademarks!"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 21, 2025

"kids deserve better entertainment!!!!"
kids deserve adults who don't view their joy as an edurance test.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 21, 2025

I saw the Java duke mascot around a lot as a kid (I think he was in the credits for some java games?) and I always thought he was supposed to be a Calgon pod

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 21, 2025

I had a dream where the head of Pixar wanted to split from Disney, but wasn't allowed to, so there was an illegal agreement between Pixar and... I think Whirlpool washing machines? to produce films in their warehouse, stealing and reallocating the film finances provided by Disney, and release them under the name HIXAR, and it was this big covered-up thing that was reported to the public by a Miraheze fan wiki.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 20, 2025

Screw it - here's my evaluation of what Mario-adjacent series I'd classify as an extension of Mario and which I'd classify as a split series to get a unique series symbol

Spoiler

PART OF MARIO

1. Super Mario Bros.
2. Super Mario Galaxy
3. 3D Mario
4. Super Mario 3D
5. New Super Mario Bros.
6. Mario Golf
7. Mario Party
8. Super Mario Party
9. Mario Tennis
10. All RPGs
11. Mario Discovery Series
12. Mario Baseball
13. 2023 Movie
14. Super Mario All-Stars
15. All Flash/web promotional games with one exception (see below)

EXTREME BORDERLINE, LEANING ON INDISTINCT

1. Luigi's Mansion
2. Super Mario Land
3. Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA)
4. DiC Cartoons
5. Hotel Mario
6. Captain Toad

MIDDLE GROUND - COULD GO EITHER WAY

1. Mario Kart
2. Mario Paint
3. Mario's Picross

DISTINCT

1. Wrecking Crew
2. Dr. Mario
3. Super Mario Strikers
4. Donkey Kong Arcade
5. Donkey Kong Country
6. Wario Land
7. WarioWare
8. Yoshi's Island
9. Diddy Kong Racing
10. Pyoro
11. Stanley the Bugman
12. 1993 Movie
13. Waluigi's Toenail Clipping Party (given seperation for its difference in tone)

NON-DISTINCT PART OF (POSSIBLY) DISTINCT FRANCHISE

1. Yoshi Puzzle Games
2. Yoshi's non-island thing or place with no babies
3. Donkey Kong 2000s games/Bananza
4. Donkey Konga
5. Donkey Kong Country Returns
6. Mario vs. Donkey Kong

NON-DISTINCT PART, BUT UNSURE WHAT TO

1. Mario Bros. (Donkey Kong Arcade or Super Mario Bros.?)
2. Super Mario Maker (Super Mario Bros. or Mario Paint?)

UHHH....

1. Mario + Rabbids
2. Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
3. Super Smash Bros
4. Alleyway
5. Game & Watch (Gallery)

NOT MARIO

1. Banjo-Kazooie
2. Conker
3. Conker (Family friendly era)
4. Mole Mania
5. Dinosaur Planet/Star Fox Adventures
6. Famicom Grand Prix
7. Any game where Mario is just a referee or announcer
8. Narrative commercials that do not feature Mario characters
9. Sky Skipper

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 20, 2025

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 20, 2025

Hold on... if Kingdom Hearts 4 is going to explore the idea of "reality" vs. "fake reality", and take place in a video game... does that mean it is THEIR time???

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 20, 2025

OH MY GOD JAR JAR IN FORTNITE??????

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 19, 2025

Everyone who says "spamming drop the price will do nothing" does not understand why corporate livestreams have live chats.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 19, 2025

when was the last piece of switch 2 news that isn't just "you have to pay mariollion dollars for this now". they literally just released a direct that has no news even for those interested in everything shown.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 19, 2025

Hold on, found a better basis for fork in Smash than WarioWare/Rhythm Heaven

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 19, 2025

I agree with the notion that computers don't look interesting anymore, but Windows also has to cut out all the wacky animations. Just let me click and see the thing I need, don't do some stupid scrolling effect that adds half a second at best and outright hurts optimization at worst.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 18, 2025

i saw the project m thumbnail in the news section and my first thought was "is project m coming back?" even though THAT LITERALLY ALREADY HAPPENED.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 18, 2025

The idea of a 5th dimensional "this was a prequel all along" twist in a Donkey Kong game is really funny to me. I guess it's not that far off from Mr. Pipe in Yoshi's New Island, but still.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 18, 2025

On my Ring Racers mods, I got one that is a photorealistic Tesla, and it's essentially become my heel whenever it shows up in CPU rotation - getting 1st place takes second priority to beating Elon. Somehow it's actually a really good motivator lamo.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Apr 18, 2025

I'm seeing people say "oh no, the Mario Kart World direct only sucked because of leaks"

There were literally no leaks.... everything was shown by Nintendo.