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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2025

games regulators when kids play luigi casino with fake money

games regulators when kids play dlc casino with real money (it's not technically addictive)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2025

Nobody takes this trailer **** seriously, it's just devolving into vaguely personal insults based entirely around "You DO know why you're wrong right? proceeds to say nothing".

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2025

You're a Red One, Mr. Rock, you really were a heel. You've got heirarchy shifted and armour in your contract, Mr. Rooooocccckkk (I'm done)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2025

why is just eat trying to recruit me into scientology?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2025

The whole "non-sapient rat accidentally plays a crucial role in saving the universe" thing from Avengers would be a really cute 7-minute cartoon, but sounds like (second hand info here, maybe it works in context) a horrible plot point for a superhero movie.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2025

Something funny I learned from NASB discourse is that there are people out there who love Nickelodeon cartoons, but hate gross-out jokes.

How does that even happen? Am I just out-of-touch on what Nickelodeon - as a cultural entity - is???

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2025

big dream land would be the campiest stage in smash history.

make it happen

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2025

guy who does not know what a celebrity is, as a concept, plays gex and thinks gex is referring to random people he knows by first and last name

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2025

I'm going back to the "Disney platform fighter" idea and... ohh no, I've reached the biggest stump I've ever gotten while entertaining this concept...

Who should be the "Captain Falcon clone function": Powerline or Miss. Piggy?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2025

pixels (adam sandler) alts in smash would go hard.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2025

Flicky spirit enhancement situation is crazy.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 24, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2025

One of the funniest things I remember from absorbing way too much Nickelodeon discourse through NASB speculation was people saying CatDog is "too mean" and then immediately complaining about the fact the show's finale revealed their mother was a sasquatch to give kids a nice message about adoption.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2025

sad bart vaporwave was good actually.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2025

poss in boots 3 should be based on the ds game. nothing but dancing, solving sliding puzzles, and stealing trousers from coatlines.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 23, 2025

Smash trailers will never stand where unlock messages stood.

"Cute, cuddly...and a threat to itself and others! It's Pichu!"
"The gateway to Final Destination has now been opened!"
"Mewtwo's mental powers are now yours to command!"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2025

I really don't get the point of large rosters if there's no low-effort filler. To me that's the appeal of large rosters, the only thing you can do on them you can't do with a small roster and "always next time" mentality.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2025

would pong right paddle count as a side-over protag? any tetromino other than t?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2025

Woon is a BEAT-EM-UP???? Epic.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 22, 2025

I swear to god, I thought this said "Ween OST - DuckTales"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2025

old siivagunner was terrible how did i ever listen to this.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 21, 2025

remember this

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2025

i like how in this meme they're watching the capitalist propaganda episode

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2025

I know he's supposed to be a bingo ball, but Marselo always looked like an aspirin to me

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2025

the rugrats game cartridge when it sees an nes

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2025

Roster theorycrafting is fun because "How can I get an equivalent to Mr. Game & Watch while only representing the original 10 Smash 64 series?" can quickly turn into "For wet cement's up special, it flings itself out of a mixer"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2025

I hate how whenever I search for DKC songs on YouTube, the algorithm is adamant I must listen to the restored version and not the unaltered SNES version

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2025

is simon & garfunkel a crossover between garfield, alvin and the chipmunks, and family matters involving a teleporter accident

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2025

me and the boys at the japanese playstation convention

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2025

"nasb was overpriced for the amount of content" mfs when they find out about super smash bros (1999)

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2025

unironically them >>>>>>>>>>>>>> banjo, and that's removing the console war thing.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2025

drove past a mcdonald's ad promoting the "stormzy" meal.

is this some kind of k-smog and batboy thing

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2025

It's really funny to think that once people were legitimately convinced a Super Bowl was going to play royalty free associated production music.

They should do that though. Bell Hop (A) would be a real throwback to the OG American sports.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2025

STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE MARIO VS. SONIC RIVALRY HAPPEN AGAIN.

JUST ENJOY YOUR TWO CAKES DAMN IT

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