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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2025

idea: a two-flickies moveset but instead of being based on references to the source material, it is based on extremely obscure trivia.

for his neutral special, garfield traps you in a gmail envelope; for his side special he turns into a phone and summons an oceanic wave from france; and for his super move, don't look in jon's basement.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2025

When I watched the Switch 2 trailer, I thought the "mouse" was supposed to be ice skates, and thought that Nintendo were just suddenly on an ice skating kick and thought ice skates were the future. Which is like... not on-character as much as flanderised, but also makes more sense than quite a few prior Nintendo gimmicks (probably just because it's basically just attributing a different origin to the same gimmick lmao)

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2025

i now prefer nukong.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2025

Just saw someone say the new DK is "too Hollywood" and "not Japanese enough" even though the "new" DK design is based on his Japanese games while the "old" DK design is based on British games.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2025

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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

oh no i'm going back down the kingdom hearts unused content rabbit hole

THEY WANTED TO ADD THE UNCLE WALTER ELIAS DISNEY AS AN NPC?????????????

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

when's the switch 3 release date

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

why are gorilla facelifts so common in kart racers

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

bad news: 2026 donkey kong calendar design is growing on me.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

i like smash crusade but why the hell did they bring back the racist mr game and watch feather.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

the whole "Radiator Springs in Mario Kart" thing got me thinking about how Nintendo has been influenced by Disney, and how that is a possible inspiration given that the gap in prestiege between Cars and other Pixar films basically only exists on the internet, and that led me to think about how Cars is a way more likely KH world than people think for that reason.... uhhhh, and then that lead me to a rabbit hole revealing that Cars was cut from KH3. Kachow.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

It's funny that the biggest legacy of Nintendo Kart going forwards will likely be the "new twist"

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

I don't mean to alarm you - but...

We way or may not have won.

Possibly some characters I could vaguely make out in the Switch 2 Mario Kart teaser? pic.twitter.com/qfhMriDOqJ
— Ultima (@UltimaShadowX) January 16, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

"The original development staff" instead of an actual company credit might be a new low for this sort of thing

Retro Staff Credits Removed From Donkey Kong Country Returns HD, Forever Entertainment Confirmed As Devs

Monkey Business

www.nintendolife.com

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 15, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 15, 2025

I've made it very clear that I'm not a fan of Sakurai's overall game design and aesthetic style, but one cool thing he has historically done and is present in most of his games is being one of the first devs to really embrace "so retro" - so much so that he did "so retro" before it was even retro.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 15, 2025

Every Smash stage ranked by whether it'd work as Nintendo's first representation in Sony/Microsoft Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 15, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 15, 2025

No items, stock, 1v1, but ANY stage is the best way to play platform fighters

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 14, 2025

To me, the Wacky Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Wacky Wacky World of Tex Avery is just the Normal Norm Norm Normal Normal Normal Normal World of Robby London

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 14, 2025

Stupid Smash story mode idea: Baby Yoshi as a Yoda figure, super form, and the sworn nemesis of Giga Bowser.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 14, 2025

Every first party ranked by whether they'd be a good first Nintendo rep in a non-Nintendo AU Smash or not

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2025

Tetris DS feels like it crossed the timestream from the world where the N64 was a Jaguar-level disaster and Nintendo became a retro brand name held by like 7 different companies, sometimes two at the same time.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2025

It's really funny to me that McDonald's named a whole second restaurant chain after a comically obscure side-mascot. Imagine if the Switch 2 was called the Nintendo Snailicorn or something.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2025

Just downloaded Skateboarding with Maxwell Cat because it's on sale for less than a pound.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2025

It's weird that GamerGators hated how women were non-sexualised in video games, but also made their mascot... a non-sexualised woman.

I hope Vivian James has grown and changed as a person. She seems pretty sweet really.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 13, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2025

i think i've finally come to terms with corporate forced memes.

circus afro? great stuff. gerald the sea lion? hilarious. pickle rick? uhh nevermind.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 12, 2025

what is up with that part of the melee intro with the pngs floating in a time vortex. what is that supposed to represent.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2025

wtf why did they call the service you use to pay celebrities to say stuff "smash bros newcomer"

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 11, 2025

is "a better schedule for nickelodeon's main block" a multi-level marketing scheme.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2025

I'm going down a YouTube Kids Mario rabbithole, but like completely harmless-at-worst and decent-eductational-content-at-best YouTube Kids videos, and I like how the "just Google "Mario character starting with letter"" approach leds to really obscure characters like the Ziggy Rabbids and Ostro getting love.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 10, 2025

fun fact: bubsy 1 has a short hop macro.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2025

Smash/gaming: Scrimblo Bimblo
Celebrities: Zoosha/Batboy/K-Smog
Television: Blorbo
Star Wars/Movies: Glup Crappo

There has to be more out there.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2025

I'm sure you've all seen this a billion times over but I only saw this for the first time a few days ago and I can't stop thinking about how funny it is.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2025

I had a dream where I was in an indoor mall and went to a restaurant that was entirely themed around Peter Pottamus' sidekick So-So. It wasn't a Chuck E. Cheese or anything, it was like a fancy pub almost, but there were images, statues, and gambling machines of So-So everywhere.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 8, 2025

shut up about the switch 2, i want to see actual ****ing games.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 7, 2025

Sonic was the first individual Smash character trailer.

Sonic 06 did not have the worst impact of a Sonic project.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 7, 2025

why is it that whenever i explain how i percieve and play video games, people call me "sad". do they think i just... don't like video games? like this is some kind of nicotine equivalent i hate but can't draw myself away from?

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