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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2024

thing that came out when you were 5 is now 20 years old:
oh noooo, time is too fast

thing that came out when you were 15 is now 10 years old:
thank god time is so fast

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2024

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(i am going to make light bulbs that break after 1000 hours)
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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2024

Pack it up, the most important lost media has been found. Metropolis who?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2024

I had a horrible epiphany...

Were final smashes reworked in Ultimate because cutscenes make for better GIFs????

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2024

One thing I will give the Minecraft nightmare movie props for is the title. The idea of being "A Minecraft movie" and not "THE Minecraft movie" feels very apt for such a player-driven game.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2024

Browing Tenor is really funny, because it's like a mixture of the most "normie" memes imaginable and the most niche specific memes imaginable, with no inbetween.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2024

It'd be cool if a new, non-remake, non-Pikachu-centric Pokemon game had the starters on the box instead of legendaries again.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2024

Since Nintendogs were considered for Brawl, I'm very curious what their role in Subspace would be if they were playable.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2024

I think the best part of a Pizza Tower playthrough is when someone says "This reminds me of something..." and then they list off the most obscure 90s scrimblo game or Canadian cartoon imaginable.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2024

i played um jammer lammy as a kid and was convinced that parades where pregnant mothers rush over to a hospital in mass while singing were a real thing

luckily, i did not come out of it with an urge to play babies or active chainsaws as guitars.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2024

Twitter is not the only place where carefully articulated sentences get misinterpreted

"I don't like Banjo in Smash because I feel like it's rewarding Nintendo fans for partaking in console wars and staying in a console bubble"
"So you only want hype-chasing major IPs then?"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2024

I just realised something...

Wario has Pyoro
Peppino has the Noise

Anton, where's your commercial mascot parody rival?

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2024

At long last (well, a day to you guys, but this idea has been brewing for a while and there's been a few false starts), it is here.

'That's HOW that had a game???' a list of games by NASB1_Apologist | Backloggd

The epic sequel to THAT had a game the licenses arent inherently questionable for the most part but the way theyre used is A science cartoon comedy as chess Batman with guns a topdown shmup based on a childrens obstacle course game show or even a cutsified Godzilla Nothing like Colonel Sanders...

backloggd.com

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2024

if i had the means and budget to do so, i would 100% place on a bounty for gaming historians to find proof that rayman was used as a corporate mascot by ubisoft during the 90s/2000s and wasn't just given that title by fans because he's cartoon-styled.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2024

i have a ton of folders i forgot to delete from scrapped roster projects, I cannot remember what they were for beyond that.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2024

The epic sequel is coming

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 30, 2024

scrolled past the front page really quick and thought the clefairy silhouette was a grotesque nickelodeon close up of toad's eye

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 30, 2024

One thing I think Smash should nab from PSASBR is how it handled menu music - you would boot up the game, and a random character would be on the main menu, and there would be a theme song variant that suited that character's vibe - dark and foreboding for Kratos or Radec, or peppy and upbeat for PaRappa or Sackboy. There were 5 themes, each assigned to a set of characters.

I actually this would work EXTREMELY well with Smash's orchestral music because orchestra, being so old, has so many variations and uses. You could keep the regular Smash music for Link or Ryu, but then have a whimsical Disney sounding Lifelight for the likes of Mario and Pikachu; a horror/Night on Bald Mountain sound for Ridley or Ganondorf; an action movie sound for Snake or Cloud; and a Can-Can style frantic sound for someone like Piranha Plant or Pac-Man. Would also be really neat with My Music.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 30, 2024

k rool open mouth mii with beard jaw my biiloved

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 29, 2024

It's kinda cool how Bad Piggies just kinda uses the Nitro boxes from Crash. When I first got into Crash I remember thinking "woah, Bad Piggies ripped this off!", but now I have a bit more familiarity with copyright, Rovio got that one fair and square, you can't copyright putting the word "nitro" on a box of nitrogen.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 29, 2024

IGDB might actually have the worst notification system ever lmao.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 28, 2024

I think the funniest part of adding games to IGDB is making posters that go hard for games that do not, using my limited Kapwinging skills.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 28, 2024

I think the saddest detail of the Crash 5 video, to me, is that CTRu wasn't made a live service game because Activision wanted it to be, but rather because the devs knew that was the only way the game would see the light of day and modified it as such to even get a greenlight in the first place.

That is just... wow. Capitalism, man. Adam Smith should've been turned into a baby and sent to the beginning of time by his fellow philosophers for proposing the concept.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 28, 2024

The MySims rerelease is kinda surreal to me, because I've seen late 2000s games get remade and rereleased before, but I think this is the first time I've seen a late 2000s game repackaged if that makes sense? In the sense of the same content being marketed in a different way - I distinctly remember MySims being advertised as a power fantasy game, so it's a bit surreal to see it advertised as a "cozy game" in the same way that the ragtime slapstick chase game Pac-Man was remarketed to my generation as a techno dubstep rave, even though - unlike my Pac-Man example - cozy is an infinitely more apt description of MySims and how it should have been marketed in the first place.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 28, 2024

Knowing that some people only know Pyoro as a leaker, well, I want to say it makes me feel old, but WarioWare is more popular now than it was when I was a kid, so it just makes me feel like a nerd.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 28, 2024

I think it's not worth dwelling on individual actions within Smash discourse, it's all Nintendo and capitalism's fault that we acted the way we did, none of us were much better than anyone else, and generally caring about drama between random internet people with no fame whatsoever is cringe...

THAT BEING SAID, I still think a lot about how Geno fans tried to start a charity for the sake of getting Geno in Smash as some kind of bizarre reward.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 28, 2024

If Sector Z and Corneria can be considered two different stages, then this is technically Ultimate's 5th new base game stage because of the screen-warping.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 28, 2024

So, on Amazon, "Prime" can mean

The priority delivery service
The film streaming service
The individual digital films you bought

WTF???

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 27, 2024

i love content farm thumbnails

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 27, 2024

Might have to buy this game just so anyone who sees my Switch menu will get a Patrick jumpscare.

the official game icon for SpongeBob SquarePants: The Patrick Star Game https://t.co/aM9hOb008n pic.twitter.com/hDvdDOrThz
— Nintendeal (@Nintendeal) August 27, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 27, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 27, 2024

i have only just now found out that "mmm chicken, chicken & chips" is literally just a random thing someone from siivagunner found on soundcloud and not a well-known, established niche-meme i'm just out of the loop on. 28K listens on soundcloud

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 27, 2024

Just got a horrific thought in my head, and had to google it.

Fortunately, nobody has chosen to bring the British abomination "Mr. Dobby" into the world.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 27, 2024

they are now calling wii games retro officially in a nintendo presentation

we won, inevitable passage of time bros.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 27, 2024

wow they brought back the nosebleed guy

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 27, 2024

the patrick game looks like something i would've loved at age 6/7. even though it isn't my thing now, I was a big open world kid, and I would play relatively linear cartoon games like bfbb and mis ed ventures as sandbox games.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 27, 2024

"legend of the heroes" might be the most generic name ever. "george of the jungle: search for the secret" type beat

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 27, 2024

****, gotta get that tetris compilation. interactive documentaries my beloved, you are the only way to get me to buy crusty old roms after becoming piracy-pilled.

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