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Perkilator · Sep 23, 2024

If I could make three wishes to genie, they would be:

I wish housing was free
I wish all the money that every billionaire has was given to people of all classes all over the world
I wish the world was run by good, honest people

Perkilator · Sep 23, 2024

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Perkilator · Sep 22, 2024

Anyone else feel like 2020 was the death of innocence for just about everybody?

Perkilator · Sep 21, 2024

My main idea for customization in the next Mario Kart is to have a “Garage” mode where you can customize each individual character on the select screen (costumes, vehicle bodies, paint jobs, etc.). Then, when you select that character before a race, they appear the way you customized them on the select screen and then you jump straight to the track select screen after choosing a character.

Perkilator · Sep 21, 2024

Out of all the candidates for a second Persona character in Smash, I think Aigis has arguably the most to pull from for a moveset, but especially from her appearance in Persona 4 Arena.

Perkilator · Sep 21, 2024

Y’know, I really wish more of the Smash fan base was as passionate about video games as a whole as Sakurai is. It would really make Smash speculation a lot more fun and a lot more varied.

Perkilator · Sep 20, 2024

https://www.reddit.com/r/mariokart/comments/16m39u9/what_two_tracks_can_be_fused_together_to_make_a/

Perkilator · Sep 19, 2024

Now that I think about it, sometimes I wish YouTubers got a penny if not a dollar for every view their videos get.

Perkilator · Sep 19, 2024

I hate it when a chimp shoves a rocket barrel up my arse. That’s why I have [insert insurance company that has nothing to do with my situation here]

Perkilator · Sep 18, 2024

Perkilator · Sep 18, 2024

I’m pretty confident in saying that because of how much of a success 8 Deluxe was, the next full Mario Kart game will launch within the first year of the Switch 2’s life cycle, if not as a launch title.

Perkilator · Sep 17, 2024

If I ever had the time and skills for video editing, then I’d love to do an Order 66 AMV with Rufus Wainwright’s Hallelujah playing over it.

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Perkilator · Sep 16, 2024

God, I can't wait for the next Smash to at least have its development confirmed so we can open character support threads back up.

Perkilator · Sep 15, 2024

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Perkilator · Sep 15, 2024

If the next Mario Kart game had to choose between 48 characters and less tracks or 48 tracks and less characters, which would you prefer?

Perkilator · Sep 13, 2024

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Perkilator · Sep 12, 2024

Did you guys know this was a thing? ‘Cause I sure didn’t https://www.pikminwiki.com/Bacopa_Cabana

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Perkilator · Sep 7, 2024

I think Schaff’s Megamind 2 video enlightened me on how nostalgia pandering can go wrong: appealing to people whose taste in media is in perpetual arrested development.

Perkilator · Sep 7, 2024

You know, for how simplistic Spirits are in terms of development, I kinda wish they had a “no stone left unturned” mentality in terms of which properties get representation via Spirits. Not just among Nintendo properties, but among the properties owned by, at the very least, the 3rd party companies whose characters are in base SSBU.

Perkilator · Sep 5, 2024

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Perkilator · Sep 4, 2024

Do you guys think the next Smash should be co-developed by Nintendo EPD?

Perkilator · Sep 2, 2024

Honestly, why should Waluigi just remain as "the mascot of Assist Trophies" when there are people who genuinely want to see him playable, including myself? That just seems like a disrespectful label people slap onto him for the sake of maintaining the status quo. I don't care if that's Waluigi's joke in Smash as is; eventually, the joke of being an Assist Trophy just gets old after multiple games.

Perkilator · Sep 1, 2024

I'm surprised I haven't seen a No Context Schaffrillas account on Twitter yet. I almost wanna make one myself.

Perkilator · Sep 1, 2024

City courses I would’ve picked for Tour:

New York Minute
Hollywood Hustle
Vancouver Velocity
Rio Roundabout
Paris Promenade
Athens Dash
Madrid Drive
Cairo Crossroads
Tokyo Blur
Beijing Byway
Singapore Speedway
Sydney Sprint
Arctic Adventure
Jamaican Jamboree

Perkilator · Aug 30, 2024

I just remembered that Mario Kart 8 Deluxe never added a Luigi-themed race course and the closest thing but has is the Luigi’s Mansion battle map from Double Dash.

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Perkilator · Aug 30, 2024

Just based on YouTube footage of it, what are people’s feelings on Piranha Plant Pipeline (or, as it should be called, Warp Pipe Canyon) from Mario Kart Tour?

Perkilator · Aug 29, 2024

If or when Mario’s next 3D game is a multiverse story, I want it to consist of fully original ideas rather than just being more crossover fodder.

Perkilator · Aug 28, 2024

Perkilator · Aug 27, 2024

What if the Mario Kart Wii Tournament Museum was an official re-release of Mario Kart Wii?

*Baby Luigi*	Baby Daisy	Toadette	Dry Bones
Baby Mario	Baby Peach	Toad	Koopa Troopa
Mario	Luigi	Peach	Daisy
Yoshi	Birdo	Diddy Kong	Bowser Jr.
Wario	Waluigi	Donkey Kong	Bowser
*King Boo*	Rosalina	Funky Kong	Dry Bowser
Paratroopa	Hammer Bro	Petey Piranha	*Mii*

Unlock Conditions

Toadette: Get 1st place overall in the Mushroom Cup	Baby Daisy: Get 1st place overall in the Flower Cup	Rosalina: Get 1st place overall in the Star Cup	Funky Kong: Get 1st place overall in the Special Cup
Dry Bones: Get 1st place overall in the Shell Cup	Baby Luigi: Get 1st place overall in the Banana Cup	King Boo: Get 1st place overall in the Leaf Cup	Dry Bowser: Get 1st place overall in the Lightning Cup
Paratroopa: Get 1st place in every cup on 50cc	Hammer Bro: Get 1st place in every cup on 100cc	Petey Piranha: Get 1st place in every cup on 150cc	Mii: Get 1st place in every cup in Mirror Mode

Grand Prix
- 50cc
- 100cc
- 150cc
- Mirror
Time Trial
- Solo Race
- Ghost Race
VS Race
Battle
- You can now adjust the time limit and choose not to play on teams
Tournament (promoted to the new Mission Mode of the game)
- You can choose to play any tournament as you unlock each one
- Any tournament unlocked can also be played online

Mushroom Cup	Flower Cup	Star Cup	Special Cup
Luigi Circuit	Mario Circuit	Daisy Circuit	Dry Dry Ruins
Moo Moo Meadows	Coconut Mall	Koopa Cape	Moonview Highway
Mushroom Gorge	DK Summit	Maple Treeway	Bowser's Castle
Toad's Factory	Wario's Gold Mine	Grumble Volcano	Rainbow Road

Shell Cup	Banana Cup	Leaf Cup	Lightning Cup
GCN Peach Beach	N64 Sherbet Land	DS Desert Hills	SNES Mario Circuit 3
DS Yoshi Falls	GBA Shy Guy Beach	GBA Bowser Castle 3	DS Peach Gardens
SNES Ghost Valley 3	DS Delfino Square	N64 DK's Jungle Parkway	GCN DK Mountain
N64 Mario Raceway	GCN Waluigi Stadium	GCN Mario Circuit	N64 Bowser's Castle

Wii Stages	Retro
Galaxy Colosseum	SNES Battle Course 4
Block Plaza	N64 SKyscraper
Delfino Pier	GBA Battle Course 3
Funky Stadium	GCN Cookie Land
Chain Chomp Wheel	DS Twilight House
Thwomp Desert	3DS Wuhu Town

Perkilator · Aug 27, 2024

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Perkilator · Aug 26, 2024

I’ve been looking at the emblem page on the Mario wiki (https://www.mariowiki.com/Emblem#Common_badges) and I noticed the emblems for these characters who aren’t playable in Mario Kart Tour:

Luma
Boo
Piranha Plant
Paratroopa

Piranha Plant and Boo are also not items in Tour, which says to me that they (along with Luma and Paratroopa) may have been intended to be playable in Tour at some point.

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