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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 20, 2024

I have seen some people saying the new Bubsy voice doesn't really sound like him, and I do agree, it's a pretty poor direction for a bombastic and wacky character, but I also get what they're going for - it's a take on the CEOTFK voice, but most people associate Bubsy with either the reboot or cartoon/2/FFT voice - that being said, this trailer did get the Bubsy vibe better than the reboot games did, making him the butt of the joke in the Donald/Daffy Duck sense and not the Scrappy-Doo sense.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 20, 2024

As I get older and less cynical, I feel like I've really come to appreciate "power of friendship" and other such "conveniences" as storytelling devices.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2024

action replay kratos scares me

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2024

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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2024

why does he have an enemy insignia on his bracelet

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2024

something i found out while googling donkey kong jr earlier is that people who think "mario canon" exists and/or matters are adamant that mario did nothing wrong in donkey kong jr

what the ****

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2024

i think the new defunctland is the most unhinged since garfield, but for the exact opposite reason

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2024

where was luigi during the events of donkey kong jr

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2024

NINTENDO-RARE FANS BE LIKE "CAN'T STAND WHEN MY DECADES-DORMANT SERIES GETS A NEW INSTALMENT IN A DIFFERENT GENRE THAT OPENS WITH META-JOKES AT THE ORIGINAL'S EXPENSE"

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU ARE LITERALLY DESCRIBING Donkey Kong Country (1994)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2024

TBH it's a shame nothing from the direct got leaked beforehand.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2024

WHAT IF WE KISSED IN FRONT OF

THE SLAP CITY ENERGY BOX

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2024

I had a nightmare where there was a neo-fascist group with an X for a logo (albeit with an accent), and they nuked Twitter HQ (which was in Skovde, Sweden for some reason) for trademark infringement, and caught Dr. Amigo in the crossfire, turning Skovde into the Skovde stage from Slap City - Dr. Amigo getting nuked was such a tragedy that every TV channel in the UK was taken off of the air permanently out of respect. It was actually moreso a sad nightmare than a scary one.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

new defunctland just dropped

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

Donkey Kong Country Reruns

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

It is so bizarre how Dunkey gets labled as a "blind Sonic hater" when he literally called a Sonic game "a victory for anyone who loves video games"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

i just realised the new mario party's title is a "the the angels angels" situation

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

they stole frogger's subtitle >

(((((

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

GARFIEDL????

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

"oh would zelda get her own sword? would she use magic? a bow and arrow? an offensive shield?"
"LOONEY TUNES HAMMERSPACE PUZZLES GO"
bonks into a rock

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

how did it take them so long to make a zelda zelda game

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

i genuinely thought the new mario party was going to be open world for a second when the trailer started

that would be a logistical nightmare

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

PLAYABLE GOOMBA!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

oh hey it's that blue background effect all the mid-effort mugen characters used

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

thank god they actually took a hint and didn't treat the n64 roms as a bigger deal than actual new games this time

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

are they legally allowed to say "toy" puns when talking about Funko Pop! Vinyl Adult Decorative Collectables For Ages 13+?????

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

i thought they said "donkey kong country returns is barely on the switch" for a second and not "barreling"

which, to be fair, is how i'd describe nso

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

that looney tunes game looks a dreamcast game that got stuck in the temporal tissue and reemerged in 20 years later.

probably a complement

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

this plug game looks neat

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

I always found it a bit weird that 2010s-era remakes, compilations, and homages to 80s (and to a lesser extent 90s) games were so filled with dubstep and EDM (Pac-Man Championship Edition for example). I'm not gonna say it's "wrong" or "misunderstands the source material" per say, I think I can understand the thought proccess even, but it does feel very weirdly specific and a little too modern, I don't know any 80s kids (only 90s kids) so I can't say for certain, but I can't help but think that sort of aesthetic would be a bit isolating to the OG fans.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 17, 2024

I like how in Rivals of Aether's universe, the quadrupedal animals are just as intelligent as the bipedals.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 17, 2024

I don't get why people care about true crime when it's perputrated by Random Joe Schmoe from Mississippi. Like, if it's a celebrity or someone who has otherwise gained actual power like a cult or company, I get it, but when it's like... someone who's life was mostly just making amateur fan comics or working as a cashier, I get equal if not bigger creepy vibes from the cultural fascination than the actual perpetrator (especially doesn't help when people use these individuals as a vehicle for prejudiced rhetoric)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 17, 2024

FazDude · Jun 16, 2024

ayo what's the criteria for beating Mario Clock

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2024

YouTube keeps recommending me those dumb cartoon clickbait stat lists with no narration, and I think this is a lot funnier than "30 billion SpongeBobs"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2024

should i finish this list

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2024

Anybody who says "Smash EARNED its right to weirdo picks" does not know the previous Smash game rosters. They added Dr. Mario before Wario. That is way more egregious than anything MVS, NASB, or even the king of side-over-protagging Slap City has done, and I say that as a die-hard Dr. Mario defender (and also as a complement)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2024

who should my next mvs rtc meme pick be once goober is locked in (i will not consider any of these responses, i just want to get this list out there before i forget about literally everything on it)

-Harry Boyle (Wait Till Your Father Gets Home)
-Ted Turner (Real Life)
-Slip & Slide (Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island)
-Principal Madman (Whatever Happened to Robot Jones)
-The Nickelodeon Mime (Nickelodeon, the TV channel that spontaniously became popular the exact second Warner Bros. lost its ownership of it)
-Benjamin Button (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)
-The Real Scoutmaster (Camp Lazlo)
-Concept: Reefer Madness representation
-Running Man (AOL)
-Mutant Enemy (Mutant Enemy closing logo)
-Concept: Glittermitten Grove representation that does not involve Frog Fractions
-Rainbow Randolph (Death to Smoochy)
-Dogwelder (DC)
-Brett the Turbo Teen (Turbo Teen)
-Cockroaches (Joe's Apartment)
-Lonely Rhino (One Crazy Summer Animated Intro)
-MC Jacket Potato (AKA Black Dexter) (Cult Toons)
-Concept: Velma (2023) skins
-The Shmoo (Lil' Abner/The New Shmoo)
-Goopy Geer (Looney Tunes)
-Concept: A 30s celebrity chariacture from Hollywood Steps Out
-Concept: The mobsters from Kangaroo Jack but they're teased in a way that falsely leads you to believe it's the kangaroo for source accuracy.
-Concept: Zendaya is Meechee stage
-Concept: The Real rep
-The frog radio that doesn't have a name yet from the Fosters' preschool reboot.
-Mr. Big (NARC)
-Concept: Problem Solverz stage
-Howie (Almost Naked Animals)
-The Bulter Robot from Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue (I can't be bothered to Google his name)
-The pigeon from Storks they were really trying to make into a meme (I also can't be bothered to Google his name)
-Concept: The Bachelor representaiton
-Mouth-for-eyes-lady from the poster for One Missed Call

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2024

The MVS thread is arguing about whether Tweety is iconic, seemingly just as a way to prop up Daffy and nothing else.

sigh is this just... a normal thing for crossover fighting games as whole? Do Marvel vs. Capcom fans argue that googles which characters were never in mvc Blanka is less iconic than googles weird marvel characters Doop the Potato?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2024

Apparently Orka was originally a grappler in Healthy Weapon. Making her a dumb rushdown in Slap City is another classic Ludosity source-inaccuracy W.

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