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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2023

i just realised the bird vs camel song uses the megalovania guitar

wait, since jontron is a racist who's scared of commulists does this also count as a villain song.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2023

Since godawful villain songs seem to be gaining traction lately, I think everyone needs to see this

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2023

I think a lot of people who complain about Smash "warping perspectives of characters" don't realize that most people who think Wario is supposed to be a Garbage Pail Kid pastiche or Ganondorf is supposed a boxer still like them anyway, sometimes for that very reason.

I've also seen people say that Smash made Diddy Kong look like "Just a cliche mischievous cartoon monkey" or something to that extent... as someone who considers DKC2 a top 10, possibly 5 game of all time, and had a pretty long-lasting DK hyperfixation at one point, that is literally Diddy Kong's canon personality, and always was. Not even a localisation thing like Wario misconceptions since DKC was originally made in English. Somebody saw one manual line about Diddy "wanting to be as big a star as DK", then saw he got his own game, and made up an entire arc in their head.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2023

People will say "Highly requested characters are inherently better than non-requested characters! All Smash characters should be the fans' choice!" and then say they cried tears of joy at the return of Young Link and Pichu.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 9, 2023

I had a dream where the Goosebumps TV show got rebooted, but they decided to have it take place in the UK, so the dog getting lizard eyes was replaced with a roadkill fox getting lizard eyes and the woman on the billboard was replaced with frog-themed lawn ornaments.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 8, 2023

WHO DOWNVOTED MY BLUE SHIRT BART TRIVIA??????

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 8, 2023

One thing I've learned from reading the Cutting Room Floor is that NES and Game Boy licensed shovelware developers LOVED to propose to their spouses using secret areas and hidden codes.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 8, 2023

tooth fairy with the rock

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2023

Jesus, the NASB RTC thread really hates the idea of playing as an inanimate pinball.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2023

I was going to, as a joke, submit a bunch of frog-related trivia to VGFacts - but then I realized that would require me to go down the rabbit hole of Frog Fractions 2, so the plot was aborted.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2023

How the **** can the logo at the beginning of a game for a company that didn't even make said game be a "home"?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2023

I present to you: my 100th approved trivia, in all its glory. Took just one day short of a week.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2023

i have a feeling hes talking about

Being the admin of user contributed game content reveals many interesting obsessions among users.

People seem to really love Thomas the Tank Engine, Disney's Cars, and the excessive number of Five Nights at Freddy's games.

I wish I loved anything as much as them 🥲
— Dazz (@dazz.spriters-resource.com on bsky) (@TheVGResource) September 7, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 7, 2023

I have the reindeer song from frozen 2 stuck in my head, but only the barely-musical opening section and not the actual song

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2023

apologies to the vgfacts admin who has to watch italian teletubbies to verify my source.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2023

Elitist Gen 1 Pokemon fans are like Goku for Smash supporters. They literally do not exist.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 6, 2023

WHY IS QUEST FOR CAMELOT ON NSO

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2023

I regret to inform you that I cannot find an exact number of polygons for the Garten of Banban remote, and therefore cannot submit it to VGFacts.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2023

I stand corrected about my claim of the VGFacts "Popular Games" list entirely being well-known big name titles.

Unless Tornado Outbreak, Zelda's Adventure, Sonic 4 Episode 2, NASB, and Lord of the Rings: Return of the King on PS2 have secret cultural impacts that are being hidden by the Americentric gaming community.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2023

Chicken Run 2 looks really good, as to be expected from anything Aardman-made. I really like the new Mrs. Tweedy outfit

That being said, the new Ginger voice is REALLY off. Makes me dislike the recast even more than when I first heard about it. That being said, the new Rocky is seamless, and infinitely more justified BTS.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2023

rare us box art w

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2023

I've been contributing a lot to VGFacts over the past 3 or so days, and the front page has a "latest games added..." section - which is funny because 1. it's right below the "trending games" section, and 2. most noteworthy games have already been added - so there'll be one row with Smash Ultimate, Pokemon Red, Metal Gear Solid, and A Link to the Past, and then the row immediately below has Mario's Cement Factory, Garten of Banban, Bug Too, and Sonic Pinball Party.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2023

Bigley is too Rid.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2023

In hindsight, I kinda wish I allowed characters like Duffy, Figment, and Orange Bird in the Mickey & Friends DriDim character subs. None of them would've been voted in, especially with the limited character count and Donaldless starting roster, but still.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2023

If Pac-Man is to have a voice, he should either sound like a chipmunk or a smoker. Anything inbetween will not do.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2023

NASB speculation is funny because all the never-evers are like, top-10-most-iconic-worthy characters, while all the "more-when-than-if" characters are side characters from shows that only lasted one season and never received any merchandise.

I would not have it any other way

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2023

I don't think Mr. Beast is a bad guy or actively trying to commit performative activism, he's done some legitimately great things, but I still get kinda weird vibes from him. Not the curing blindness or anything, he's right to do that and - while I wouldn't personally make it public - it's not wrong for him to monetize it, let alone make it public at all. What does put me off is stuff like naming an Antarctic mountain after Shopify or giving people cars with wraps based on his chocolate brand unannounced.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2023

While I'd prefer future Pokemon reps to just be random Pokemon with no actual significance or popularity, I will say that the lack of legendary Pokemon in Smash is baffling.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2023

RIP CITV

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

Where the hell did all these retro-style old-cartoon licensed games come from? Not complaining whatsoever though.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

I find it funny that the US release of Maui Mallard tried to hide any evidence of it being a Donald Duck game despite clearly being a Donald Duck game.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

they doxxed him

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

I started watching a "worst stages in Smash history" video and they said the platforms Peach's Castle 64 are "randomly placed"... even though that stage is probably the single stage in Smash history most intricately designed around the knockback mechanics.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

no live player shadows smh. dead game.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

MARIO DIES

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

Mario 2 crouch jump

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

new smash alt just dropped

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