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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2023

If there was a Pokémon Stadium X in a future Smash game, I think I'd want it to not just bring back all the PS1 and PS2 forms, but also add forms based on all the remaining Pokémon types - possibly also modify the existing forms to seem more like a complete stage - adding small gimmicks and cameos to some of the PS1 forms and giving the PS2 forms slightly more distinctive layouts.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 28, 2023

Finding out that "woke" was originally part of AAVE makes the whole anti-woke culture war much, much worse - which is an accomplishment.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2023

Out of all the DriDim seasons, I was not expecting the lowest turnout for character submissions thus far (to my knowledge, my memory could be a little hazy) to be the series this site is based on.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2023

I dreaded this day since the first game's reveal trailer came out... I'm afraid that I may have just unleashed the Pandora box known as the "is Tak and the Power of Juju racist?" debate onto the NASB thread.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2023

Creation threads collide in our latest DriDim season: Super Smash Bros... featuring the echo fighters of EAC! Waluigi, Doomguy, Shovel Knight, Knuckles, Senator Armstrong, and more are available for you to pick and choose for special teams

SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer!

JUMP Know there ip have crossed over a couple times, particularly with the pictured title and the more recent Jump Force. EDIT - Series Leads of Decades Team - Gon (90s/Hunter X Hunter), Light (00s/Death Note), Denji (10s/Chainsaw Man) Female Leads Team - Clare (Claymore), Jolyn (Jojo), Emma...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2023

everybody twelve million s hundred wty-i thousand t hundred chy-h

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2023

just found out that the dont pee on the floor fish game has positive transgender representation

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 27, 2023

I had a really weird dream where David Lynch was getting sued by Disney for buying the rights to this specific song from whoever the hell has the rights to Ocean's old games now - not the entire game soundtrack, not the game itself, not the cartoon it's based on, just this one song.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2023

I was not expecting an actual NASB leak to come out today lmao

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2023

Fun fact: The opening theme of Donkey Kong was plagiarized from Dragnet.

I was going to make a funny google-to-understand-the-joke "nintendo stingy and bad" meme of this, but unfortunately I couldn't find any funny relatable 50s cop procedural drama gifs to go along with it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2023

Oh boy, I sure do love being the president of Warner Bros. on September 1993, I sure hope nobody places a giant Mickey Mouse balloon on our studio lot as a publicity stunt, exposing my limited knowledge of our upcoming media slate and forcing animators to tediously draw whiskers on multiple episodes of finished animation with less than a month before going to air.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 26, 2023

At this point, I'm starting to think the NASB devs just never signed an NDA

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2023

going back through the EAC page to prepare the echo list (more specifically the alt costumes) for the potential DriDim crossover and I just realized that we never made Trevor's alts. I'm gonna headcanon that he got lame alts like Sonic.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2023

me after shaking my 3ds (time to buy ar earth again after i blew it up)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2023

love how "romantic 17th century period piece novel" this package looks.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2023

I think the way the modern Smash games handle character cameos is really a cool idea in theory, having them appear pretty prominently and cheer you on, but the fact they don't really speak, react, or move out their fixed positions makes me prefer the Smash 64 approach of hiding them as easter eggs. I feel Smashville is probably the closest a Smash stage has gotten to getting spectators right, since the animals - despite not being coded to react to any specific scenarios, are still reacting to the battle in some form. The dragon on Cloud Sea speaking is really fun too, but the fact everyone else is silent makes it a lot less interesting.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 25, 2023

Linkmain-maybe · Jun 24, 2023

Sorry for liking some of your stuff

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2023

For some reason, a lot of websites have been playing up for me lately

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2023

Looking at alt costumes from Street Fighter always makes me wish Smash consistently had alts of an equal quality to them. Original or crossover skins especially would be rad.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 24, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2023

Once upon a time there was pong and computer space. they were kinda boring. THEN THEY MADE PACMAN!!!!!!! IT WAS REALLY GOOD!!! but then pac man and et became bad so video games died and nobody played video games. THEN NINTENDO MADE ROB AND NECROMANCED VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but then poopy sega came along and said "haha your games suck" so nintendo created the SUPER FX CHIP and iconic games like VEGAS STAKES and sega were too embarassed to make more consoles but they are friends now and make AWESOME SONIC GAMES then POOPY SONY came along but nintendo had EPIC RAREWARE to make iconic games like MICKEY'S SPEEDWAY USA but then POOPIER MICROSOFT KIDNAPPED epic rareware and turned them into BORING RAREWARE so they cant make the MICKEY'S SPEEDWAY USB they promised, now all is bad and fun is dead because of m rated shooting call of duty games on crappy xbox

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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2023

So, there's your modern 2D Sonic, guys

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2023

It's crazy to me that Roger Rabbit, a film made in the 80s filled with "80s PG" humour, is probably the most tasteful racism allegory Disney has ever made.

I'm looking forward to seeing Elemental next month, it looks cute, but I know from what little I've seen that the allegory is gonna fall flat - really hoping it's more focused on the "cute interracial romcom with cool visual effects" aspect than the "it sucks to be fire!" aspect.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2023

The main upside to Nintendo fans living in a vacuum, especially when it comes to pre-NES retro titles, is that editing fan wikis to remove rampant misinformation and fix omissions is really fun and cathartic.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

I forgot to post about this, but I was really disappointed when that pigeon game turned out to be cartoon pigeons instead of photorealistic pigeons.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

I don't like the Pac-Land stage in Crusade - it feels really weird to make a Pac-Land stage that isn't a direct sprite rip, but also still base it on the game instead of the really unique, trippy architecture of the HB Pac-Man cartoon, or one of the Pac-Man World games - plus the layout isn't all that fun IMO with it's inexplicably really high platforms (which would be easily remedied too, since spring pads were a stage element in Pac-Land) and lack of hazards or walls in spite of being too big for comp. play

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

I think my least favourite CTR:NF track is Coco Park. I don't know how to describe it except that it's so easy that it bounces back and becomes hard.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

how has Smash never done a kaiju-sized stage yet? There's multiple stages where players are tiny (and even one where they're outright microorganisms) but no giant stages.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

New verbal tic just dropped: singing random songs with random words replaced by "amongity" or "sussity"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

I'm pretty sure that's Martinet in Wonder, they've just recorded new lines - and it sounds a little off since they've been using the same lines since 2006.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

not the skull kid pfp telling me that piranha plant was a bad smash pick because it isnt playable in the source games

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

People complaining/being concerned about Elemental being a "tech demo" is kinda strange because like... do you have any clue what studio you're talking about? Pixar's entire film catalog is just a string of tech demos, especially in their 2000s golden years.

AlteredBeast · Jun 21, 2023

Thomas Elephant

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

Hold up, if Waluigi's actually in Wonder, how are they gonna handle Elephant Waluigi??? Elephants are chunky, Waluigi is decidedly non-chunky, it's like trying to make Mickey Mouse into an earless reptile.

At least, assuming they're playable, I don't think we've seen Bowser yet? Just a Bowser-like character, maybe they're the villains of the game

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

ok but imagine if the remake actually was acme animation factory

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

If Yoshi is in Wonder as a full character and not a steed, that means Elephant Yoshi will be a thing.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

Motion controlled WarioWare is a very sneaky way to get people to buy first party joy cons

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