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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 13, 2023

I had a dream where I was looking on a 90s-era Rugrats fansite, and it got a new host that completely removed all the Rugrats content and replaced it with Micheal Jackson tributes and conspiracy posts about the "Aluminium Glasher", a cryptid that's literally just a guy in a parrot mascot costume made of aluminium who supposedly does vague bad things to children - then after that I went to watch an episode of Futurama which had BMO from Adventure Time as a guest character for some reason, and he started talking about the Aluminium Glasher.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 13, 2023

Disney hate is justified, but it really confuses me that people act like Disney became a "bad company" (which is equivalent to saying "bad war" or "bad famine") overnight or they're a greater evil and Paramount/Comcast/Warner Bros/whatever is somehow better

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 13, 2023

Oh no, I think I've finally reached my "Rambi Final Smash" moment for DriDim.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting stages and echoes for Mega Man and Wii Fit Trainer!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

ROB special: Boost ROB boosts forwards, and then you can choose any of the 4 cardinal directions to boost again. Basically Sandy's up special from NASB, and allows an alternative if worse recovery when ROB is out of fuel. TL special: Skull Hammer A very slow but very powerful ranged move -...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2023

PIZZA TOWER IN DON'T HUG ME I'M SCARED???? (real)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2023

I really love the idea of Smash adding some form of content that is explicitly anti-Nintendo or self-deprecating - like the Game Genie genie mascot as a fighter, a Genesis Does What Nintendon't stage, some kind of sweat reference with an MK fighter, or even just a more open representation of an embarrassing Nintendo moment like the Virtual Boy; CD-i; or weird 90s ads.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2023

Me, working as a copywriter, when my spellchecker starts to suspect I'm forgetting to practice proper kerning with the word "FLICK" on purpose. (I FLICKED him)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2023

We're submitting Wii Fit Trainer and Mega Man's stages and echoes!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

ROB special: Boost ROB boosts forwards, and then you can choose any of the 4 cardinal directions to boost again. Basically Sandy's up special from NASB, and allows an alternative if worse recovery when ROB is out of fuel. TL special: Skull Hammer A very slow but very powerful ranged move -...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2023

All this time, Nintendo had the rights to this song, not WildBrain/Cookie Jar/DHX/whatever they've changed their name to this week? All the licensed songs have an "under license from" at the bottom, this one doesn't

if dic didn't keep the rights to any of their mario characters or concepts (which i've read before is true of their sonic content), does that mean oogtar has less legal issues than geno

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2023

Whenever I read people from outside this site talk about the toxic nature of Smash hype culture, they always have the right starting hypothesis - "Smash fans get overly excited for vague character reveal announcements and end up disappointed as a direct result of this, which then leads to cruel defensiveness from those who weren't disappointed" - but come the most inaccurate possible conclusion - "Poor baby Sakurai and his nasty 'fans' breathing down his neck UmU :-(((((".

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2023

THE Mr. Igor Gerry "IGN" Nichols typing his malicious 6.70/10 reviews, knowing that after Sega reads them there will never be a Sonic game again and all the Sonic fans will start riots in the streets, resulting in mass injury and some deaths

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2023

I've been trying to clear the Board the Platforms with all fighters in Smash Remix, and it's funny how significantly harder it is to clear with JP DK than regular DK. Thought I just got lucky the first time until I looked up 64 DK on SSBWiki and found out his up B was buffed between the Japanese and international versions.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2023

I watched this video as a REALLY little kid (like 9 at most) and thought they were real endings.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2023

That's it. mr. game and watches your mr game and watch

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2023

I need to know if Tails' house is decorated with fake fur or not.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2023

We're submitting alt costumes for Wolf, Villager, and our two newest echoes: Weavile and the Animal Crossing Animals!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

ROB special: Boost ROB boosts forwards, and then you can choose any of the 4 cardinal directions to boost again. Basically Sandy's up special from NASB, and allows an alternative if worse recovery when ROB is out of fuel. TL special: Skull Hammer A very slow but very powerful ranged move -...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2023

Movie credits where weapons or headwear owned by the characters just float in midair give me a very morbid vibe.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2023

I don't think any one person will ever have a more "right place, right time" experience with a movie than I had with Wreck-It Ralph. I was 11 at the time, I was starting to get into Disney and Pixar movies after spending my early childhood as a Dreamworks kid, and I was huge into retro games - especially from the 80s - trying to get ahold of every retro game I possibly could, be it with original hardware (back when that was affordable), re-releases, fan projects, or piracy. You have no clue how validating it was for me to see the Konami Code and Pac-Man kill screen on the big screen at that age, even if those are now kinda cliche references.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2023

The Namco Museum games have a really interesting legacy - they were aimed at the 80s kids who grew up on those games, got in the hands of 2000s kids who were introduced to Pac-Man through the Flash fan port by Neave and World games, and the newer generation took to a completely different set of games from what the 80s kids took to. Pole Position was popular enough to get a solo cartoon (not even part of one of the package shows that were common at the time), while Mappy was considered a flop that didn't even get any US home ports, but nowadays in the zoomers' reign of the internet PP is only brought up for a weird advert while Mappy is considered a timeless classic.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2023

i prefer take on me over driving me bananas.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2023

God, Smash Remix Dedede is fun. Bring back the Waddle Dee side special!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2023

I had a dream where The Noise was added to Smash as a Mii Costume and people somehow still managed to find an argument for the "must've been on Nintendo" fan rule, despite the Noise not even having any Nintendo apperances in the dream world

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2023

I've been staying up late so I'll very likely update my creation threads earlier than usual tonight.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2023

Have I ever mentioned (outside of the post I just deleted because I think this is a better way to word it) the meerkat craze of early 2010s UK? There was an insurance comparison ad about meerkats with Russian accents, and it was so popular that every single zoo in the UK had to advertise the prescence of the things; Birthday cards with meerkats on them filled shelves; there were tons of documentaries on TV; people got meerkat lawn gnomes; the ads' toys were sold on Ebay for hundreds; and the Neighborhood Watch signs got meerkats printed on them. They were everywhere.

WHEN THE COMPARISON IS SIMPLES

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting stages and echoes for Wolf and Villager!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

ROB special: Boost ROB boosts forwards, and then you can choose any of the 4 cardinal directions to boost again. Basically Sandy's up special from NASB, and allows an alternative if worse recovery when ROB is out of fuel. TL special: Skull Hammer A very slow but very powerful ranged move -...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2023

Before anyone misinterprets this, I'm not saying these dark/adult elements are bad (though there are some here where I do think the adult elements were handed poorly), but rather than I find the culture around dark/adult moments in kids' media extremely obnoxious, and that a lot of media - especially that which is either on the obscure side, has an overly cute aesthetic, or predates the nostalgia range of the average internet user - can end up being reduced to those scenes alone in the public eye.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2023

I really liked how the Mario Movie relegated all the Mario references to the Mario world and all the miscellaneous 80s Nintendo references to Brooklyn

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2023

We're submitting stages and echoes for Wolf and Villager!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

ROB special: Boost ROB boosts forwards, and then you can choose any of the 4 cardinal directions to boost again. Basically Sandy's up special from NASB, and allows an alternative if worse recovery when ROB is out of fuel. TL special: Skull Hammer A very slow but very powerful ranged move -...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2023

All these "Mario proves WOKE critics wrong at the box office" videos in my YT recommended are making me feel guilty for watching it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2023

Rewatching Schafrillas' old ranking videos, and I'm still mad how dirty he did Chicken Run in his Dreamworks ranking.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2023

Hot take: I think a TV show or series of shorts would be better for the Mario movie's follow up than a sequel.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2023

Since characters and karts are solely aesthetic in DriDim, the optimal kart setup would probably be based on hitbox size - hope y'all like lobbies filled with the Maushold-Boulder Mobile, PlayStations-Invisible Boatmobile, and Keroppi-Flying Nimbus setups.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2023

I had a dream where Will Smith made a video called "how to say the word 'animals' to Alexa correctly" in-character as the Genie

Janx_uwu · Apr 7, 2023

the rare PFP return

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2023

The only good Disney live action remake

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 7, 2023

Dorbz are just Funko Pops but good.

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