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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2023

I really dislike Smash's approach to trailers, but I don't really think having trailers alone is a bad thing... I'd prefer to only give certain characters trailers - like, Waluigi gets a trailer but Colgate is shadow-announced on Twitter for example - and have trailers for certain pieces of non-character content with the same production values as the character trailers. A trailer for the Bowser's Castle stage or wavedashing would go hard.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2023

We're submitting Marth, Lucina, and Young Link's echoes and stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Pichu Stage: Sprout Tower Sprout Tower From Pokémon Gold and Silver In Pokémon Gold and Silver, the site of the first gym challenge is Violet City, home of Falkner and his bird Pokémon. However, before taking him on, one must make it through Violet’s other landmark feature, the Sprout...

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FazDude · Mar 6, 2023

There's the F-Zero thing I was talking about.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2023

95% of Pokemon human characters are always like, just normal people, at their weirdest they might have blue hair or slightly-too-big shoes or something - but the other 5% have artificial rock climbing walls for hair and tiger stripes on their shoulders or crap like that.

Except in Trozei. The humans in Trozei are honestly the weirdest thing Game Freak ever made, and this is the company that made a game where you fight a prison island transformer.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2023

Subspace Emissary fans when I suggest that a crossover of this game, this game, and this game should be a comedy.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2023

One thing I've always wanted to do but never really managed to get the patience for is writing Gex quips for every Smash stage or fighter.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2023

Is it just me, or does YouTube have a separate rotation of ads for every video quality? Whenever I set my quality to 1080p I get a bunch of new ads that I never see again when I eventually go back to comfortable old 360p.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2023

laughing because the final boss of bubble bobble is called "super drunk", throws glass bottles at you, and transforms into your parents in the good ending.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2023

You know, I never realised until now how weird it is that UK shops have cardboard cops in the doors. You kinda take that sorta thing for granted after a while.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2023

I still think Mementos looks like the Problem Solverz.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2023

My Pizza Tower voice headcanons:

Charlie Adler. All of them.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2023

We're submitting mini-franchises where all the racers are teams!

SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer!

Poker Chip Cuphead Face Devil Head Dice

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2023

oh no, i think i accidentally gaslit tankman into thinking blue lobsters are an iconic piece of imagery from the xenoblade games

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2023

It really annoys me how when people talk about EarthBound, the conversation is always dominated by the dark parts and not the... literally anything else. Of all the elements I associate with EB - the surreal imagery, the heartfelt storytelling, the Japanese satirical perspective on Americana, the witty localised dialogue, the ways it influenced Pokemon, the charmingly tedious tasks it tends to make the player perform, so on - the spooky stuff has always been the most negligible and bland IMO. Change the Giygas fight to just a regular grey alien with regular final boss rock music and not much is lost.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2023

The series that have received new content in EAC thus far (new to Smash in bold). There's likely one or two "by technicality" series with references in alts or hardware-themed spirit battles I'm missing

Super Smash Bros.
Yoshi
Wrecking Crew
Super Mario Bros.
Donkey Kong
Pokemon
Tembo the Badass Elephant
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sky Skipper
Advance Wars
The Legend of Zelda
Tingle
Bomberman
Fable
Metroid
Castlevania
Final Fantasy
Halo
Xbox hardware
Conker
Mega Man
Nintendo Hardware
DOOM
Stunt Race FX
Dig Dug
Kirby
Nintendo adverts
Pac-Man
Star Fox
Klonoa
Space Harrier
Kingdom Hearts
Mickey Mouse
Mappy
Rabbids
Undertale
EarthBound
Bubble Bobble
Commander Keen
eBaseball Power Pros
Streets of Rage
Comix Zone
Metropolis Street Racer
Dragon King (Unreleased)
Captain Rainbow
Puzzle League
Punch Out
Chibi-Robo
Mach Rider
Moon: Remix RPG Adventure
Wario
Dig Dug
Captain Commando
Viewtiful Joe
Metal Gear
Tin Star
ChuChu Rocket!
Super Monkey Ball
The Simpsons
Color TV Game
Rhythm Heaven
Resident Evil
Nintendogs
Dr. Kawashima's Brain Training
Cuphead
Club Penguin
Mirror House Cornflakes (Unreleased)
Strider
Assassin's Creed
Fire Emblem
Dragalia Lost
Tetris
Imagine
Microsoft Windows
Dottori-Kun
Voodoo Vince
Kuru Kuru Kururin
Sky Kid
Flicky

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2023

I'm so glad Family Guy/Subway Surfers videos are keeping the spirit of the Annoying Goose alive

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2023

SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer!

Poker Chip Cuphead Face Devil Head Dice

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We're submitting a Marvel franchise!

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2023

Novel concept for a cartoon: establish that you're a serialised show with an ongoing good vs. evil plot from the first episode.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2023

I have very good ideas for Pichu's echo and stage in EAC.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2023

I just got bold-texted for liking the Project M version of Green Hill Zone

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2023

TFW Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008)

TFW Project M (2011)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2023

Waluigi Stadium better still have the eyes on the directional arrows.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2023

The fact this stage was at one point legal is so funny to me

That being said, I think the grass gimmick would be interesting for other platform fighters to implement into one of their competitive stages, just give it an exact timing and pattern, and make sure the base stage is a differently-sized clone of a stage that exists in a gimmickless form. I feel like "semi-hazards" like Randall and Whispy wind should be embraced more in platform fighters in general - even if tournaments don't end up using them, they'd be fun for competitive-ruleset friendlies.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2023

There will never be a more iconic crossover

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2023

Oh no, I just realized I could submit this music to EAC

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2023

We're submitting Zelda and Dr. Mario's stages and echo fighters!

SmashBoards Creates: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character! (Expanding Lucario and Olimar's content!)

In this thread we'll be expanding the content associated with each character, specifically adding: A Stage An Echo Fighter A back special An assist Trophy variant (think how Fraymakers characters can both be assists and playable) Alternate costumes (Both for the existing fighter and echo)...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2023

Got a very funny job planned for when we eventually finish story mode in DriDim.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2023

Luke Skywalker
Leia Organa

Star Wars is crisp industry propaganda.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2023

Stuart Little when he sees a priceless Hungarian painting

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2023

I had a dream where I want to a supermarket-sized charity shop, and got really excited over buying this mug

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2023

I think this is the greatest game of all time now

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2023

I don't get why people are acting like the leaked NASB 2 Patrick rock attack could be anything other than a super move. Do they have that little confidence in the devs from a balancing perspective?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2023

Parents when they see Scwobbly the Okapi get a nosebleed on TV

Parents jamming to "Smooth Leather Ball Gag Jam" by the band "Sound & Music Addicts" while their 6 year old is in the backseat.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2023

I think the funniest Smash speculation ass-pull I've ever seen was when Nintendo did an anniversary pic for SSBU with all the DLC fighters and Daisy, and someone speculated that because Daisy was doing a peace hand, the reason for her inclusion among the DLC fighters in the pic was a cryptic reference to the FNAF 6 tombstone ending because "There are DAISIES and the children are at PEACE"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2023

A platfighter where everyone is somewhere on the trapper spectrum and sets up elaborate setups like Steve, Snake, and Pac-Man do would be awesome, especially if it had a retro cartoon aesthetic or was a licensed title featuring Looney Tunes, Fleischer, or black-and-white Disney characters. A game that's less "OOOOOOH, where you at?" to watch and more "HAHAHAHAHA, that cracks me up!"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2023

I had a dream where Nintendo and Cartoon Network collaborated to make a Jimmy T. TV show, but all the episodes were just reused plots and gags from Chowder episodes verbatim with food references replaced with music references - two people on Twitter raised mild concern about the show portraying a white guy with an afro and got 12 likes each, and Fox News twisted that into another weird culture war.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2023

BANNED EPISODE FOR CHEATING ON HER HUSBAND???

GAY or CLOWN?

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